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Someone else sent me a present; a Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Amazon must be their favorite place to shop online. http://fb.me/27zGB4PBk

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I think Chris is just spending his :tugboat: and hiding it from barb by claiming that "trolls" left the stuff in the yard for him
 
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somejerk said:
I think Chris is just spending his :tugboat: and hiding it from barb by claiming that "trolls" left the stuff in the yard for him

This is totally not the kind of thing Chris would buy.
 

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That buylanders crap is $15 each. Either there are suddenly a lot more tryhards out there lately, or someone is buying Chris this shit to try to troll us.

That leaves us with a choice: Do we ignore the troll until he gets bored and quits? Or do we react all indignant, thereby encouraging the troll to waste more money on Chris until his funds are exhausted to no purpose? Either way he's never going to get anything out of Chris for all his largess.


raymond said:
This is totally not the kind of thing Chris would buy.
On the contrary, this buylanders junk is tailor made for vidya and crap hoarders like Chris. And we know Chris has been playing buylanders lately. But I do think this is a legitimate "offering" from someone with more free money than brains. See above.
 

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somejerk said:
I think Chris is just spending his :tugboat: and hiding it from barb by claiming that "trolls" left the stuff in the yard for him
He's definitely lying to someone about this stuff. Maybe Barb or maybe the trolls.

raymond said:
somejerk said:
I think Chris is just spending his :tugboat: and hiding it from barb by claiming that "trolls" left the stuff in the yard for him

This is totally not the kind of thing Chris would buy.
Is this a joke that I don't get or something? (I'm not trying to be obnoxious, I'm just not understanding your post)

What Chris is referencing in this post here, is some shit from skylanders. He's been into that for awhile, according to his PSN profile. It's some dumb game with a shtick that includes a lot of physical toys you can collect that interface with the game. I don't know, I don't know it too well, but he's been pretty far into it for awhile.
 

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Hris also posted this to his facebook. Kim seems to be questioning it.
 

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From the Amazon reviews of the item in question (emphasis mine);

"2.0 out of 5 stars Very Disappointed in Activision September 24, 2013
By Erin L DeMoulin
Amazon Verified Purchase
This figure is just cosmetic beauty in the "special edition" that is advertised. The figure depicts Eye Brawl with a full black body and a jack o lantern pumpkin head, but when the figure is placed on the portal of power and loads into the game, the character in the video game shows up as just plain regular Eye Brawl. It does not reflect the special colors like Molten Hot Dog, or Scarlet Ninjini or even any of the Legendary characters do. I have an 8 year old autistic son...and to say that the toy did not meet his expectations is an understatement. Very dissapointed tears followed after discovering the Halloween Special edition is misleading."

Hope they weren't :cryblood: .
 

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Marvin said:
somejerk said:
I think Chris is just spending his :tugboat: and hiding it from barb by claiming that "trolls" left the stuff in the yard for him
He's definitely lying to someone about this stuff. Maybe Barb or maybe the trolls.

Hm. Do you think he's trying to make it seem like the norm for his trolls to send him presents to try and get more stuff? It does seem like a pretty stupid idea, but... :stupid:
 

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Kim Wilson said:
But no one sent you this as a present either. I don't get what this post is about. Could you explain it?

It's actually pretty easy to understand kim, chris is just an attention whore. he wants to impress his asspatters and high school friends by showing off the toys that he has...
 

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somejerk said:
I think Chris is just spending his :tugboat: and hiding it from barb by claiming that "trolls" left the stuff in the yard for him

If Barb really give a shit about what Chris buys with his :tugboat:, she wouldn't let him buy all these toys for himself.
 

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Marvin said:
He's definitely lying to someone about this stuff. Maybe Barb or maybe the trolls.
You think Chris really did spend :tugboat: on this particular buylanders junk?

Buylanders is exactly the sort of thing a hoarder compulsive purchaser like Chris would go for, and from his PSN profile we know he has, but I can't see him making up some story online about it being a gift to fool Barb to troll us. That seems unnecessarily crafty for him to no real purpose.
 
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Marvin said:
raymond said:
somejerk said:
I think Chris is just spending his :tugboat: and hiding it from barb by claiming that "trolls" left the stuff in the yard for him

This is totally not the kind of thing Chris would buy.
Is this a joke that I don't get or something? (I'm not trying to be obnoxious, I'm just not understanding your post)

What Chris is referencing in this post here, is some shit from skylanders. He's been into that for awhile, according to his PSN profile. It's some dumb game with a shtick that includes a lot of physical toys you can collect that interface with the game. I don't know, I don't know it too well, but he's been pretty far into it for awhile.

I thought it was just a random Halloween doll.
I take back what I said. This is totally something Chris would buy.
 

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Maybe Chris is trying to encourage all of us to buy him shit for "content"....

NAH, Chris isn't that perceptive.
 
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Expect to see a new Facebook post about Commando on DVD in 3-4 days.
 

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A-№1 said:
Marvin said:
He's definitely lying to someone about this stuff. Maybe Barb or maybe the trolls.
You think Chris really did spend :tugboat: on this particular buylanders junk?

Buylanders is exactly the sort of thing a hoarder compulsive purchaser like Chris would go for, and from his PSN profile we know he has, but I can't see him making up some story online about it being a gift to fool Barb to troll us. That seems unnecessarily crafty for him to no real purpose.
Oh yeah, I think Chris bought this stuff himself. And yeah, the online aspect is the part that I'm not really sure what's the deal with. I really don't think he'd be doing online stuff for Barb. Probably for the trolls.
 
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