Containment Chris Reads - Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness - 7/08/16 - Latest upload

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Trying to keep all chapters of Chris reading Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness into one containment thread. There are supposedly going to be 11 Chapters of this that Chris uploads. Each video runs about 15-20 minutes long. It's not really that funny, it's annoying, and most people cannot sit through a whole 3 minutes of this nonsense.

@Vitriol assisted with merging the thread and in the process the thread about Chris declaring his Autism cured from YouTube hypnosis videos was mixed in by mistake. I will sort this out and update this and provide links in this post through out the night and update as subsequent videos are uploaded. Feel free to PM me if you think something should be added.

 

[WeenMcScream]

I am so ready to have Chris read to me.

 

[cans.wav]

What the actual fuck Chris

 

[chimpburgers]

I'm disappointed that Barb didn't die that day. Already into the video Chris explains that Barb got her meds and that he ebegs right after. The electric bill is due and he wants 200 bucks for that.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I can barely hear him mumble over the doot doot doot music.

I'm not even surprised that people donate to him anymore. I just wish they would all introduce themselves so I know who to laugh at, especially now Chris is begging people to pay his mundane utility bills so that he's not even trying at begging anymore.

 

[LD 3187]

Let's enjoy the content we get before Barb dies and Chris crashes into slumber for a long time again. Chris is reading which is good although im pretty sure he will miss the point of the story entirely.

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

I feel bad for the True and Honest fan who transcribes this.

 

[Bunnii]

Whoever's pulling the strings here has wayyy too much time on their hands.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Whoever's pulling the strings here has wayyy too much time on their hands.

I'm just glad he didn't spend any money as far as can tell.

 

[Ooomegah]

I love that he tries to emphasize his cleavage as he reads.

 

[Alex Krycek]

So 100 one day and 200 the next. I imagine in the next video he'll ask for 300 because of car insurance or something to that effect.

I'm still not sending him any money.

 

[WeenMcScream]

tl;dr version of this video:
Chris mumbles for 20 minutes and asks for more money.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Whoever's pulling the strings here has wayyy too much time on their hands.

Yes and the same imagination as Chris-Chan himself
Each time you feel sorry for this ape-like creature, he proves that your sympathy is in no way warranted! At this point, I would give him a few foreign coupons for vegemite if he takes his top off, but that's it!

 

[Barley]

I swear Chris keeps looking older and older with each video he makes. And balder.

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

I'm disappointed that Barb didn't die that day. Already into the video Chris explains that Barb got her meds and that he ebegs right after. The electric bill is due and he wants 200 bucks for that.

The cost of a PS4 with an extra controller and a few games is about the cost of paying a few average electric bills and a LOT of nutritious bananas.

 

[Sonitistic]

Chris will never stop making videos because his begging obviously works. When Barb dies we will see the crown jewel of begging for sympathy and money videos.

 

[The Man With No Name]

This is like the teacher telling one of the students who never participates in class to read aloud.

 

[Bunnii]

His begging at the very end sounds like he's trying to seduce us

 

[Lurkman]

Chris asks $200 dollars for his electricity bill even though his legos and transformers combined are worth $2000 dollars. (or more)

also barbs death bedtime story arrived (but without a dead barb)

This is like the teacher telling one of the students who never participates in class to read aloud.

This doesn't always happen from what I've seen. Sometimes these kids put great effort into their reading.

Its just the lazy kids that are like this. (Which chris is world-famous for)

 

[Subconcious Offense]

His begging at the very end sounds like he's trying to seduce us

He squeezed his manboobs extra hard for that.