Containment Chris Reads - Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness - 7/08/16 - Latest upload

Do you think Chris is cured from his autism?


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RagtimeRoastBeefy

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At first I was shocked that the video was 19 minutes and somewhat excited at the idea of Chris sperging out for that long, then the reality sank in. There's no way I could subject myself to this. This is somewhat on par with the abortion that is Sonichu Babies in terms of length but nowhere near as autistically entertaining.
I've been watching this asshole for like 8 or 9 years, since the beginning and now I just read through the threads to see if the shots worth watching. Some of these it'd take a madman to sit through.

Not that Chris is over. He's far from over, chrisll chimp again. Chrisll weird us out again. That trains never late.

These videos are pretty awful though, I mean he doesn't do videos talking about sonichu lore just talks about business and a bunch of other shit no one cares about.

Edit: fuck that. Just saw the dead looking barb evening video, holy shit Chris you never fail you beautiful crazy monster
 
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TopCat

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Remember, to all those willing to donate to Chris, don't forget what Chris said in court after the events of 28 October 2011. Even after running over Michael Snyder with his car and Snyder showing incredible leniency to Chris during the trial, Chris shouted "I don't think that THIEVING LIAR deserves a red cent!" after being told that he was to pay his medical expenses.
 

Barb's Hoard

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I'm certain it's Barb behind this. Before, it was vague "we need money for food" type posts, or on one or two occasions, "we need money for whatever." Now he's asking for large amounts of money for specific things, immediately after Barb starts appearing in the videos. I think the telling part is that a few days ago, Chris was bitching about Barb paying bills in the first place.

Barb is smart enough to know how to use people's sympathy to her own ends, but thinks other people are stupider than they actually are. I predict we get a few ever-increasing demands for donations before people stop donating altogether, then we'll get a panicky video from Chris about how Barb is threatening to kill herself if we don't get $2000 NOW NOW NOW!

Other video highlights: Chris having a rare moment of self-awareness when setting out his reading schedule, his gut threatening to destroy the desk as he complains about having no food, the fact that I only just realised that Chris sounds like Kermit the Frog in the grip of a severe depression.
 

Tragi-Chan

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I'm certain it's Barb behind this. Before, it was vague "we need money for food" type posts, or on one or two occasions, "we need money for whatever." Now he's asking for large amounts of money for specific things, immediately after Barb starts appearing in the videos. I think the telling part is that a few days ago, Chris was bitching about Barb paying bills in the first place.

Barb is smart enough to know how to use people's sympathy to her own ends, but thinks other people are stupider than they actually are. I predict we get a few ever-increasing demands for donations before people stop donating altogether, then we'll get a panicky video from Chris about how Barb is threatening to kill herself if we don't get $2000 NOW NOW NOW!

Other video highlights: Chris having a rare moment of self-awareness when setting out his reading schedule, his gut threatening to destroy the desk as he complains about having no food, the fact that I only just realised that Chris sounds like Kermit the Frog in the grip of a severe depression.
I agree with every word you just said.
 

Jerkop In Training

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I'm certain it's Barb behind this. Before, it was vague "we need money for food" type posts, or on one or two occasions, "we need money for whatever." Now he's asking for large amounts of money for specific things, immediately after Barb starts appearing in the videos. I think the telling part is that a few days ago, Chris was bitching about Barb paying bills in the first place.

Barb is smart enough to know how to use people's sympathy to her own ends, but thinks other people are stupider than they actually are. I predict we get a few ever-increasing demands for donations before people stop donating altogether, then we'll get a panicky video from Chris about how Barb is threatening to kill herself if we don't get $2000 NOW NOW NOW!

Other video highlights: Chris having a rare moment of self-awareness when setting out his reading schedule, his gut threatening to destroy the desk as he complains about having no food, the fact that I only just realised that Chris sounds like Kermit the Frog in the grip of a severe depression.
oh yeah where did the NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW! originate?
 

anephric

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I cant believe people actually gave chris money for that latest stunt. Medication is one thing, but needing money for electricity and food is just pathetic and shows in my opinion a lack of responsibility on the Chandlers part. I hope nobody falls for this second ploy
There is a sick, sad irony to be had that if Chris was better at managing his money, even just for a month or two and THEN he had to e-beg to make ends meet, a ton more people would send him cash.

But as is, it's like "dude, eat ramen for a week, you'll live".
 

Suicidal Emo Panda

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In his past videos he just requested "donations"rather than begging for a specific amount. This comes off as strange to me. After some thinking I can speculate it has something to do with his namechange. For example:

1. Chris finishes his e-beg video with Barb
2. Barb wakes up and asks what Chris is doing. Chris responds by telling her he is asking fans for donations (which reminds Barb that Chris spend money on a namechange).
3. Barb tells Chris to get that money ($100) back NOW for doing this dumb shit.
4. The typical Chris felt pressure from Barb and tells her he's working on it.
5. Chris takes Barb to his room to show her by doing the 2nd e-beg video where he was acting a bit nervous while having Barb watch him doing it.
6. Some time after the video Barb reminds Chris to change his name back immediatly.
7. Chris makes this video begging for a whopping $200 to correct his namechange.

Most likely this wouldn't be the case but it might explain why he needs $200 specifically.
 

Marvin

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In his past videos he just requested "donations"rather than begging for a specific amount. This comes off as strange to me. After some thinking I can speculate it has something to do with his namechange. For example:

1. Chris finishes his e-beg video with Barb
2. Barb wakes up and asks what Chris is doing. Chris responds by telling her he is asking fans for donations (which reminds Barb that Chris spend money on a namechange).
3. Barb tells Chris to get that money ($100) back NOW for doing this dumb shit.
4. The typical Chris felt pressure from Barb and tells her he's working on it.
5. Chris takes Barb to his room to show her by doing the 2nd e-beg video where he was acting a bit nervous while having Barb watch him doing it.
6. Some time after the video Barb reminds Chris to change his name back immediatly.
7. Chris makes this video begging for a whopping $200 to correct his namechange.

Most likely this wouldn't be the case but it might explain why he needs $200 specifically.
Financially speaking, Barb doesn't care about the name change any more than she cares about him spending money in any other way. That is to say, she doesn't care about the money at all.

The only thing about the name change that bothers Barb is that she just hates the homos.

Regardless, this video wasn't related to the name change at all. Barb just has dollar signs in her eyes. She sees a new target for her to scam and has jumped on it.
 

Nyx

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Whoever wrote this definitely meant for it to be a parody of Chris. And what's more it was written within the last fortnight; I think the pigeon that only says "Marco" is supposed to be Pollo because Chris pronounces it Polo, so it's like Marco Polo. The fact he wants to marry said pigeon probably means it was inspired by the creepy cat video where he gave off vibes of wanting to bang it.

This might've been a pretty good troll if the story had better writing. It reminds me of Francine's apology email to him which played up to his ego whilst also subtly mocking him, only far too convoluted and long. Chris attempting to read a short children's story in a manner he thinks would appeal to little kids? THAT I want to see.
 
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