Lolcow Chris Schewe / Shoenice - Kills brain cells on camera. Mentally damaged "philanthropist." Literal glue-eater.

wonder white

m'loaf
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Note:
Shoenice already has a thread. To me it seemed poorly researched and did not make full use of the vast amount of information we have about Shoenice.
Please let me know if duplicates are frowned upon, and I will remove this thread.


Preface


Chris "Shoenice" Schewe is a YouTuber who posts videos of himself eating various household substances that could really use a Mr. Yuck sticker. He was the subject of a Tosh.0 episode and countless news articles marveling over his poison tolerance.

Since late 2015, however, Shoenice's career has declined. His mission to end world hunger was exposed as a personal substance abuse tugboat, it was revealed that he killed a fellow US soldier, and he was identified as a scammer by a thumbnail artist.

Early Life

As a child, Shoenice was raised in the typical middle-class American household, with his mother, father, and several siblings. However, his father became increasingly absent from the home, and he moved with his mother to a cramped apartment. Her alcoholism was quickly apparent, and her son's habit of vandalizing homes certainly didn't help things.

While in school, Shoenice created an entirely new group of people who hate group projects by eating ingredients during Home Economics. As with most cows, he failed to complete his educational obligations and dropped out to enlist in the Army.

US Army Career

Shoenice was stationed in Baghdad, tasked with supplying food to his fellow troops. He recounted a story of two children stuck in a sandstorm who he provided with ravioli and stew. It was this encounter that convinced him to start his own mission to end world hunger (more on this later).

In one deleted video, Shoenice jokes about running over and killing another soldier:


YouTube Career

Against all odds, Shoenice got laid and had a son (who he abandoned later). It was this son who started a YouTube account for him, where Shoenice originally posted somewhat mellow content. A friend (undoubtably now a Kiwi Farms member) from the aforementioned school encouraged him to post videos of his lunacy. Soon, Shoenice's channel exploded in popularity.

In 2011, Shoenice's family threw him out of their home. He claims that they "did not understand [his] YouTube career, and what it's all about." He began staying at various hotels in his native New York, but was soon living in Denver, Colorado.

Since late 2015, however, Shoenice's online career has been on the decline, due to a combination of addiction, scamming, and self-sabotage.

One Reddit post popularized a video that alleges that Shoenice stole artwork from a thumbnail creator:


After discovering he had been called out, he used an army of sock puppets to defend his actions in the comments section.

Health Issues

Shoenice has Crohn's disease. This is caused by inflammation of the intestines, typically by food or bacteria. It doesn't take more than two brain cells to discover the root of his illness.

Regardless of the cause, Shoenice claims that the only cure for his Crohn's is a big ol' helping of ganja. Ironically, he tends to support politicians that want to criminalize his "medication."

"Philanthropy"

After supplying two future jihadis with US food rations, Shoenice decided that he would be the one to end world hunger. While this may have started out as a genuinely heartfelt gesture, eyewitness accounts claim that Shoenice is typically seen begging for drug money rather than, you know, food for starving children.

Best Of

Here are several videos that highlight his mental deficiency:




Resources

A good (but older) documentary about Shoenice by Vice
This is where I got much of the "early life" information, a good watch if you want more detailed backstory

A YouTube channel that posts his deleted videos
Probably the place to go for his latest antics, he deletes embarrassing videos constantly

A LiveLeak channel with various police altercations
A good source for more serious Shoenice documentation
 

Pickleman

Earlobe Specialist
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This guy has gone through so many controversies and feuds, it's a shame a thread wasn't made sooner."TheWeeeezle" saga and his open rivalry with The Metal Madman are some of my favorites. At one point he turned his channel into a gaming channel, but was too much of a crackhead to play videogames, and instead just sat in the bank during the GTA tutorial saying nonsense in a slow high as fuck drawl for almost an entire hour. He has openly admitted on multiple occasion that he just used the money for drugs, and often streams under the influence where he directly asks for money for drugs. Almost every month he says he is deleting/re branding his channel/quitting alcohol only to fold after 1 week. Shoenice ALWAYS deletes his videos

Regarding his military service, he has retold the story of his military service multiple times with wildly different scenes described, sometimes he was at a rear echelon base drinking and partying, other times they were at the front and under fire. His story of killing a soldier while driving a HEMMT truck has changed numerous times as well. he deleted a video recently where he made numerous claims that conflicted with his prior telling of military service. He did serve, but he is very dishonest about it, he seemed to serve in a logistical role and even then he was a fuck up.
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wonder white

m'loaf
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This guy has gone through so many controversies and feuds, it's a shame a thread wasn't made sooner."TheWeeeezle" saga and his open rivalry with The Metal Madman are some of my favorites. At one point he turned his channel into a gaming channel, but was too much of a crackhead to play videogames, and instead just sat in the bank during the GTA tutorial saying nonsense in a slow high as fuck drawl for almost an entire hour. He has openly admitted on multiple occasion that he just used the money for drugs, and often streams under the influence where he directly asks for money for drugs. Almost every month he says he is deleting/re branding his channel/quitting alcohol only to fold after 1 week. Shoenice ALWAYS deletes his videos

Regarding his military service, he has retold the story of his military service multiple times with wildly different scenes described, sometimes he was at a rear echelon base drinking and partying, other times they were at the front and under fire. His story of killing a soldier while driving a HEMMT truck has changed numerous times as well. he deleted a video recently where he made numerous claims that conflicted with his prior telling of military service. He did serve, but he is very dishonest about it, he seemed to serve in a logistical role and even then he was a fuck up.

Damn, seems like you know more than I do about this guy! I'm doing some research on TheWeeeezle and The Metal Madman now.
 
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wonder white

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During his time on LiveLeak, Shoenice caught the attention of a certain bigern666, who has attempted to one-up Shoenice on several occasions. He has also made a parody video.


I read an article recently about a man who changed his name to Ernesto Trump. That man is bigern666 online, believe it or not.
 

Pickleman

Earlobe Specialist
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Damn, seems like you know more than I do about this guy! I'm doing some research on TheWeeeezle and The Metal Madman now.

Ive been subscribed to him forever, I followed him out of mocking amusement and genuine curiosity before i knew about this place

This guy has been involved in so much BS online it is really hard to even point at any one thing. I would definitely say that "TheWeeeezle" is probably just as big a cow. He was Shoenices biggest fan, after meeting in person, they move in together, team up, and start making retarded videos together. after a while they break up and weeeeezle basically became a even more insane crackhead than shoenice. A saga went on between him, shoenice, the metalmadman, and ted barrus where essentially everyone was being accused of being a pedophile. As far as i know he is off the net now though.

I can also confirm that Shoenice has done some shady shit in the past in that regard, having made numerous sexual advances over facebook towards underage girls, openly admitting to masturbating to nudes of underage girls, claiming that masturbating was not a crime (lol) in one video. His facebooks he had several years ago were extremely creepy, with most of his fanbase being teenage girls, numerous people have come out saying he made inappropriate advances over facebook messenger when they were underage. There have been no shortage of accusations in that department.

This guy has been around for years, and lots of his content is long gone. As of last week he has just hired a new manager to help him with his channel, this is maybe the tenth time he has done this, and is probably someone just scamming him, but either way, he is still making content, and his mental acuity is still noticeably dropping (seriously, compare a old video and a new one). It will be hard for him to top his antics of the past, and it's a shame i have always been too lazy to make a thread, but he has produced some serious milk in the past, and maybe he will again.
 

NumberingYourState

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I feel like I took a bath in a septic tank after watching Shoenice videos, creepy, sad, and disgusting which makes the anaerobically processed sludge containing decades of pure shit seem less degrading to wade through.
 

NumberingYourState

Our fate lies in the moons tilt and shine
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One time Matt Zion of Wrecklesseating was notably revolted when someone brought up his meet and greet with Shoenice.

UHRIGHT SO BASICALLY...
 
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captn_kettle

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Shoenice is a wreck of a person and is the most fucking annoying person to have as your Facebook friend.

I posted in the old thread about him and how another guy who ran a YouTube channel with me managed to Skype him and find out all sorts of shit.

What's funny though is you know when he is high and when he is sober, because when he is stoned he has that high pitched voice.
 

NobodyReally

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Who is the person he is living with here?
The person recording made a followup explaining how Shoenice showed up at his house blacked out.

The Shoenice rabbithole goes very deep. This is going to sound vague without powerleveling but he would go on facebook and ask 15 year old girls to paypal him $100 so he could take amtrak to their place and sleep with them.
 
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D. Sweatshirt

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Goddammit, Earl.

You can see shoenice gushing about him in the comments. Apparently they met at a party or something.
 

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