Chris Sends a Glitter Letter to Sega-Pics -

[eloquentmonster]

Hi guys, this is my first time posting, been following for a bit and had to share this with all of you.

So I have a friend that works for Sega and about a week ago they received this letter. And were promptly glitter bombed by Chris. Granted he doesn't sign it, but theres not a lot of people I know of who are on a one man mission to change sonic's arm color.

 

[SonChu's Oil Change]

I'm highly suspicious that this is ween activity. Chris is a dullard and doesn't follow trends.

My suspicions were wrong. Colour me amazed.

 

[Nikolai Drozdov]

Glittering Mess could be Chris' alias in the lesbian cruising scene.

 

[DeadMansHand]

1) Chris signs everything
2) Wasn't written in Comic Sans

Fake.

 

[TheWarp]

I'm sure someone doing that is enough grounds in court to downgrade murder to involuntary manslaughter.

I used to be a postman, and I fucking HATE GLITTER.

Edit: No sign of , 'Stay Safe,' or 'Sent from my iPhone', defs fake.

 

[KatsuKitty]

This requires confirmation.

 

[Marvin]

Yeah, I can confirm this is Chris.

Chat away.

 

[wheat pasta]

Glitter? Oh no!! They'll have to, like.. vacuum it up.

 

[Mitsunari]

This is probably a bit less effective than spraying GameStop employees with pepper spray.

 

[DracoRincewind]

Hi guys, this is my first time posting, been following for a bit and had to share this with all of you.

So I have a friend that works for Sega and about a week ago they received this letter. And were promptly glitter bombed by Chris. Granted he doesn't sign it, but theres not a lot of people I know of who are on a one man mission to change sonic's arm color.

Whats with the pegboard? Did he pin it up just to take a picture or do they have a board where they display some of the more funny, weird and crazy letters they receive?

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I'm surprised our Fatty didn't hand write the letter to make it more true and honest.

I guess this Bl'arms thing really is the hot button issue for him. I just assumed he was simply tarding out like normal.

 

[Pikonic]

Glitter? Oh no!! They'll have to, like.. vacuum it up.

Some legal officials argue glitter bombing is technically assault andbattery [sic]. It is possible for glitter to enter the eyes or nose and cause damage to the cornea or other soft tissues potentially irritating them or leading to infection

Chris is a monster.

 

[Cheesebread]

Considering that he likely put a return address on the letter, and quite possibly drew sonichu on the envelope (like he did in http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Miyamoto_emails#Miyamoto_Demands_an_Explanation ), I'm guessing it won't be too hard for Sega to identify and toss out future letters without spilling their glittery contents.

 

[pickleniggo]

Chris assaulting Sega in literally the gayest way possible. How quaint.

 

[Trickie]

Very interesting. I wonder if Chris stumbled upon the idea to send them craft herpes on their own or if someone suggested that idea to them.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Yeah, I can confirm this is Chris.

Chat away.

Not possible. This is not an ORIGINAL HAND-DRAWN letter. SEGA has no reason to respond to this impersonal communication.

 

[Doctor Duke]

Hahahahaha he's such a bitch

 

[The Joker]

Next thing we know he will be knitting his threats!

 

[fenny]

Weird that color is spelled with a "u" here. Unless Chris is just an idiot and spells it that way normally.
e: and he has before. I was kind of hoping this was some dumb ween forgetting himself earlier. Chris.

 

[Handsome Pete]

So a few days ago, @Cubanodun linked to a site called theglittergrenade.com in this post. This could be yet another crazy coincidence (would a service like that send letters to companies rather than individuals?), but they promise to keep their clients anonymous, and it could explain the generic-looking letter. Plus, spending money on weekly glitterbombs does seem like a very Chris thing to do.

Then again, that post was on, like, page 14 of that thread. No way he read that far.