Chris speaks out about the Ukraine crisis...no wait, Sonic's arm color -

[asperhes]

In response to a Facebook post on "My Nintendo News" about Sonic Boom (comment made yesterday):

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  Christian Weston ChandlerI said it multiple times AGAIN AND AGAIN, and still Boycotting anything Sonic Boom: SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BLUE, EVER!!!!
  
  THAT, and THAT alone is the HUGE reason Why Sonic Boom FAILED, and why I ended up in trouble from my own protesting of the arm colour change in the first place. #Sonic#Sega#Hedgehog#SonicBoom#WiiU#Nintendo#3DS
  
  
  In response to a post on "Sonic's Channel" that "Sonic Boom Toys are way past cool!":
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    Christian Weston ChandlerHell NO! They are NOT, especially with the Blue Arm Mistake left uncorrected!
    Like · Reply · 5 · March 22 at 10:49pm

 

[Stress Sigh]

I'm boycotting CWC the Cee Dub Cee I know isn't a homo with long hair tell Barb to change it back NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!

 

[Apocalypso]

I wonder if Chris will still be on this blue arm tirade if he lands up in jail soon.

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

Oh boy, more blarms. Only 6 more days until his court date, and he's still going on about blarms.

 

[Ravenor]

As time goes on I am more an more sure the Blue Arms issue isn't that big a thing for him, it's a focal point for all that he feels wrong with his life an when it starts getting hard for him to ignore he expresses it via the Blue Arms rage.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

I really hope that Sonic Boom 2 is a resounding success, i'd love to see his mental gymnastics wrap around that

 

[Apocalypso]

Maybe there's an orange jail uniform waiting for Chris with blue painted sleeves...

 

[Stress Sigh]

As time goes on I am more an more sure the Blue Arms issue isn't that big a thing for him, it's a focal point for all that he feels wrong with his life an when it starts getting hard for him to ignore he expresses it via the Blue Arms rage.

Its really Chris fighting change because even after he changed a lot himself he I guess he always seen Sonic as some kind of anchor to better times or something the like. Makes me curious if he had the same reaction for a while when Sonic made his first redesign.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Small wonder Chris believes cartoon characters are real - he is one.

 

[Anonimo]

And here I thought I was going to read an update where Chris gives a grade schooler's opinion on the events in Ukraine, but nope blarms. Also, I love how that emoticon doesn't even look like an angry face. It looks more like that stupid pouting face from the photo where he was threatening to rip the arms off a Sonic toy.

 

[Mogambo]

And here I thought I was going to read an update where Chris gives a grade schooler's opinion on the events in Ukraine

Well, that certainly would have been more entertaining than yet another rant about blue arms...

 

[Mary Lee Walsh]

Thank heavens for new Chris activity this month has been too empty!

 

[Sir Walter Raleigh]

I hope Chris finds peace and purpose that will allow him to experience the precious gift of life and move forward with courage, compassion, and faith in himself. Until then, I'm just going to cackle and chuckle at a 30+ year old man get angry over a children's video game.

 

[Pikonic]

Great title 10/10

I misread it and didn't see the "no wait..." At first glance.

So instead of a classic Seinfeld joke, I guess I'm stuck with "lol he going to trial soon" and "why he care about blarms? "

No, you know what? Fuck it:

Spoiler

 

[Hmmpf!]

SONICHU ARMS IS NOT.....

Goddamit Chris. Youre so repetitive its not even funny anymore. Go autism!

 

[Dr. Meme]

This thread has to have one of the shittiest titles i've ever seen.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Again, he can't blame himself for anything. The blue arms are just so awful that they made him assault a man and deface private property.

I wonder if that defense has ever held up in court?
Mugger: "No your honor, that woman's provocative arm color forced me to attack her and steal her purse."
Judge: "Her arms are quite distracting. Very well then. You're free to go."

Yet, Chris keeps digging in on the blue arms thing. With over 30 years of experience under his belt now, this might be the most irrational thing he's ever done. If it were anyone else, I'd say it was all part of some elaborate trolling scheme.

 

[Apocalypso]

Thank heavens for new Chris activity this month has been too empty!

(looks up at heavens from jail cell window)

"THE SKY IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BLUE, EVER!!!!"

 

[Skysora]

I guess it's nice to know where his true priorities lie.

 

[drmccoy]

He's starting to devolve into one of those crazy homeless who scream nonsense to random passers by. It's actually quit comical. At least most crazy homeless have good rants about aliens, lizard people and the CIA. Chris is screaming about the arms on a video game character in a shitty game.

And, like the crazy homeless, he was arrested because of it. You can't make this shit up.