Chris, the Movie Business, and "Dating Education"

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The Tape Collector

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Zap Rowsdower said:
Didn't he try to lean in and kiss Emily on their date? That seemed like something he might have picked up from a romance movie. And we all know how that worked out?

Dumbass doesn't get cues, huh? She'll let you know when she wants the kiss.

And taking your date to Chick-Fil-A with your 80 year old dad is not what girls like.

Girls don't even like fat, autistic slobs, they like bishounen men like me.
 

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The Zookeeper said:
Alot of what chris watches is pornography
Yes, but it's educational porn! Where else would he learn how sex works?
 

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I think the fact that he does watch romcoms - as he's stated on his dating profile and perhaps once or twice on videos - just underscores how ~any~ positive message you can take away from a movie, TV shows, comic, or video game is lost on Chris. Whatever self-help message you put in something, no matter how overt, will be ignored or perverted by Chris. That's why he always resembles the villain in every story, instead of the hero.

I think the best thing for him is to stop watching that crap, and start watching human being function in every d... Ahhh, even then... Would he pick up anything useful? I doubt it. Chris could watch the most beautiful long-term relationship from, from day one to their very last breaths, and the only lesson Chris would probably walk away with is "I should yell SHAZAM when I give her da comeuppance."

Frankly, I believe there is no fixing Chris, due to a critical inability on unwillingness to learn. If Chris has closed his mind to 1+1=2, then there isn't any amount of evidence in the universe you can show him to prove otherwise to him. There's no infallible lesson anyone can offer him, that Chris can't find a way to pervert.
 

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I watch Splash whenever I need relationship advice.

My last girlfriend dumped me because while she was trying to take a bath I kept shoving her head underwater while screaming "I ACCEPT YOU FOR WHAT YOU REALLY ARE!"

Bitches get all vaghurt when you try to drown them so they'll turn into a mermaid.
 

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I think the only thing that can help Chris in being more sociable is actual therapy from a professional,someone who knows about autism.
You know the type of help he was supposed to have when he was young, but didn't because his parents decided to mainstream him....
 

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EzioCanLeapofFaith said:
I think the only thing that can help Chris in being more sociable is actual therapy from a professional,someone who knows about autism.
You know the type of help he was supposed to have when he was young, but didn't because his parents decided to mainstream him....
Yeah, that's pretty much his only chance. But let's face it, it's never going to happen.
 

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Saney said:
EzioCanLeapofFaith said:
I think the only thing that can help Chris in being more sociable is actual therapy from a professional,someone who knows about autism.
You know the type of help he was supposed to have when he was young, but didn't because his parents decided to mainstream him....
Yeah, that's pretty much his only chance. But let's face it, it's never going to happen.
And you can thank Rocky for that.
 

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The Tape Collector said:
taking your date to Chick-Fil-A with your 80 year old dad is not what girls like.

Girls don't even like fat, autistic slobs, they like bishounen men like me.

First off, Chris and Emily didn't actually have their "date" at Chick-Fil-A.

Secondly, tits or GTFO.
 

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He did refer "40 year old virgin" to Megan for her to learn more about sex after she got pissed at him for drawing shecameforcwc. But then again he did admit to her he did draw it so he wouldn't rape her.
 

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EzioCanLeapofFaith said:
I think the only thing that can help Chris in being more sociable is actual therapy from a professional,someone who knows about autism.
You know the type of help he was supposed to have when he was young, but didn't because his parents decided to mainstream him....
At this stage, would it? Even if he was court ordered to attend, I suspect nothing short of some kind of miracle drug or surgery could make him capitulate. He'll sutubbornly listen and ignore every piece of advice, resigning it to "trolling," and fall back into his mile deep groove the instant he waddles out of the office. There has to be some kind of willingness to work toward improving oneself, in order to improve. I don't see even a hint of willingness to work, at all, in today's Christian Weston Chandler.
 

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Hollywood movies aren't realistic.

So, now that we've learned this, we can enter elementary school.
 

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GFYS said:
At this stage, would it?
Therapy only works if the patient wants it to work.

Chris doesn't want to get himself fixed, he wants the imperfections he perceives in the world around him to get fixed. So therapy would be no more useful than his butt-padding sessions with Rocky.
 

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Alec Benson Leary said:
GFYS said:
At this stage, would it?
Therapy only works if the patient wants it to work.

Chris doesn't want to get himself fixed, he wants the imperfections he perceives in the world around him to get fixed. So therapy would be no more useful than his butt-padding sessions with Rocky.
Well, Rocky is incompetent. If she did her job and referred Chris to a shrink, maybe he'd do better. Or maybe he'd freak out and refuse to talk to her or something. At the very least, he can't do worse.
 

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Marvin said:
Alec Benson Leary said:
GFYS said:
At this stage, would it?
Therapy only works if the patient wants it to work.

Chris doesn't want to get himself fixed, he wants the imperfections he perceives in the world around him to get fixed. So therapy would be no more useful than his butt-padding sessions with Rocky.
Well, Rocky is incompetent. If she did her job and referred Chris to a shrink, maybe he'd do better. Or maybe he'd freak out and refuse to talk to her or something. At the very least, he can't do worse.


the only people who seem to care about him are his "trolls"
 

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Marvin said:
Well, Rocky is incompetent. If she did her job and referred Chris to a shrink, maybe he'd do better. Or maybe he'd freak out and refuse to talk to her or something. At the very least, he can't do worse.

I gotta think that a big part of the reason Chris trusts/listens to Rocky so much, is specifically because she's incompetent. If she had any history of telling him things he needed to hear instead of things he wanted to hear, I doubt his esteem for her would be nearly so high.
 

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Is Rocky even a big part of Chris's life anymore? Was she ever, for that matter, or does she only enter the picture when there's trouble afoot?
 

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Alec Benson Leary said:
Marvin said:
Well, Rocky is incompetent. If she did her job and referred Chris to a shrink, maybe he'd do better. Or maybe he'd freak out and refuse to talk to her or something. At the very least, he can't do worse.

I gotta think that a big part of the reason Chris trusts/listens to Rocky so much, is specifically because she's incompetent. If she had any history of telling him things he needed to hear instead of things he wanted to hear, I doubt his esteem for her would be nearly so high.
That's a possibility, but a big part of it also might be how you tell him things. It's not like the only two options are yelling at Chris to get a job or blowing smoke up his ass.
 

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Marvin said:
That's a possibility, but a big part of it also might be how you tell him things. It's not like the only two options are yelling at Chris to get a job or blowing smoke up his ass.
Chris tends to think it's one or the other. If you're not telling him nice things, then you're being mean.
 

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Alec Benson Leary said:
Marvin said:
That's a possibility, but a big part of it also might be how you tell him things. It's not like the only two options are yelling at Chris to get a job or blowing smoke up his ass.
Chris tends to think it's one or the other. If you're not telling him nice things, then you're being mean.


i guess that's why he moved megan into the troll conspiracy since she told him off
 
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