Chris Thinks The Judge Reads His Facebook Etc.... -

[Thetan]

I just received this exchange from my source, who has, so far, proved reliable.

The highlights:

• Chris is still insisting that his assault on the GameStop employee was in "Self-Defense"
• Chris thinks the judge is reading his Facebook (which, obviously, will go very badly for him if this proves to be the case.

I know there's nothing really new here, but it does provide a somewhat interesting glimpse into Chris's mindset.

[Redacted]: Aren't you worried about going to jail? You're facing some serious charges and the video evidence is pretty damning. 4:58 PM
Chris: I Have been fearing the worst there, so tell me something I don't know. Plus, it was in Self-Defense, or have you not.. 5:02 PM
[Redacted]: ...read my testimony I posted onto my Facebook and Twitter, along with just about every other Trolling Individual?
[Redacted]: I'm going to stop you right there.... it wasn't self-defense. I saw the video. You pepper sprayed some poor schmuck who was just doing his job. You were banned from that store, they were perfectly within their rights to ask you to leave. 6:06 PM
[Redacted]: I should probably stay away from you because you're obviously unstable, potentially dangerous. 6:11 PM
Chris: I was Seriously Frightened of that male; He Scared the Crap Out of me; I felt Really Intimidated. I did not know what else he was capable of, and I... 6:13 PM
Chris: ...did not want him following me. 6:14 PM
Chris: Do YOU think I am potentially dangerous and unstable? I am typically NOT dangerous or unstable. All I was doing was Defending Myself. 6:16 PM
[Redacted]: That's BS, you could have just left. That guy wasn't going to do anything to you. He would have been fired if he tried something and there were lots of witnesses. You could have just left. He was backing away from you when you assaulted him. It's all in the video. 6:16 PM
Chris: The action was recorded, but my thoughts were not. 6:17 PM
[Redacted]: Based on the video, yes, you do appear to be unstable, potentially dangerous. Why else would you assault someone like that? 6:18 PM
Chris: I still was afraid of the damn male; 99%, they generally are Neanderthal and Aggressive. This Ass Manager was an obvious Spontaneous Attacker. 6:19 PM
[Redacted]: The judge isn't going to care about your "thoughts". He's just going to look at the video evidence, which clearly shows you assaulting someone. 6:19 PM
Chris: I WAS AFRAID OF WHAT HE WOULD DO; I HAD NO MORE INFORMATION ON HIM OR WHATEVER AT THAT TIME THAN A CHIPMUNK'S BOUNTY OF BANANAS. 6:21 PM
[Redacted]: That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard! How can you know anything about that person? He was doing his job - period. You weren't supposed to be in that store anyway. You were BANNED, remember? 6:21 PM
Chris: He will also be looking at my Facebook pages. 6:21 PM
[Redacted]: The judge isn't going to care about your paranoid delusions. 6:22 PM
[Redacted]: You better hope he doesn't look at your FB page, yeah, I've seen it. It doesn't paint a very flattering picture. Besides, the judge certainly has better things to do. 6:24 PM

 

[RP 520]

So Chris thinks the judge will look at his facebook page and then 100% side with him? He's in for a rude awakening if the judge ever lays eyes on his facebook then.

 

[Arkangel]

Jesus... did Chris think the gamestop employee was going to rape him or something?

 

[JustSomeFella]

A chipmunk's bounty of bananas.

 

[The Knife]

I'd like to be the first to welcome future user Chipmunk's Bounty of Bananas.

 

[CatParty]

Brb gonna lock up my bananas in case there's chipmunks on the prowl for bounty

 

[EI 903]

Chimpunks... bananas...

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

I don't think the manager was the 'Spontaneous Attacker' in the video, Chris. It was the guy who spontaneously attacked him with pepper spray.

 

[XH 502]

The action was recorded, but my thoughts were not.

I really hope that this is his defense in a court of law.

Do judges even look at the FB pages of the people involved in their assigned cases unless it's presented as evidence by either the defense or prosecution?

 

[applecat]

So much autism in this exchange, but like everyone else I just can't get over chipmunks and bananas.

 

[ON 190]

Brb gonna lock up my bananas in case there's chipmunks on the prowl for bounty

Bury them somewhere you won't forget.

 

[Glaive]

Required

 

[Owlflaps]

Chris likes to make an excuse, no matter how flimsy or pathetic, and sticks through with it to the end.

Banned from a store? Well, it was the employee's fault that he was pepper sprayed! Chris didn't know what that brutish male intentions were!

 

[Jozef]

The judge won't see Chris' Facebook page. Chris will give the judge the basic gist of what he posted on Facebook though, with his likely outbursts about self defense, discrimination against autistic trannies, etc.

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

Jesus... did Chris think the gamestop employee was going to rape him or something?

He didn't think that was going to happen. That's only his bullshit lie for sympathy and justification for the spraying. He either sprayed due to A) Autistic frustration, B) As a "Hmph!" kind of action while he stomped out of the store much like a character would do in a cartoon or C) Both. He didn't know that pepper spraying someone is considered assault. And when he learned that, he tried to blame the victim to avoid jailtime.

 

[Luz Noceda]

Do judges even look at the FB pages of the people involved in their assigned cases unless it's presented as evidence by either the defense or prosecution?

95% of the time they wouldn't bother looking up the person facebook page due to privately reasons.

 

[GS 281]

Chipmunks collect nuts because nuts stay fresh for a long while. If a chipmunk collected bananas... Wouldn't that be what an autistic chipmunk would do?

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

Chipmunks collect nuts because nuts stay fresh for a long while. If a chipmunk collected bananas... Wouldn't that be what an autistic chipmunk would do?

They collect Legos to build a house and family for the winter.

 

[ON 190]

Required

Information on a chipmunk's bounty of bananas confirmed to be one banana. Repeat... one banana.

 

[Rung]

Im guessing "chipmunk's bounty of bananas" is a new CWCism?

But oh Chris...If the judge was looking through your facebook (which is public to everybody. I still have no idea why Chris hasn't gone private/friends yet, especially after the assault+jail time ) He would probably see how unstable Chris is.