Chris tweets to his brother Cole [29/Jun/2013] -

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I'm splitting this topic out into its own thread. That facebook thread is now 160+ pages and seriously great content is being lost to it. I had no idea about this. The tweets can be found here.

http://i.imgur.com/FohFzcO.png

Things that stick out to me:

• Chris admits to bandaging his mother's ass.
• Angsty at Cole for leaving, desperate for him to visit.
• The tweets appear 1-sided and it's said that he has privacy settings that would prevent Cole from reading his messages. Is he talking to himself?

Edit 2/Jul
Introman has posted a follow-up string of tweets.
http://i.imgur.com/JdfTOvE.png

 

[The Joker]

Cole is such an ass, of course the right thing to do is leave his sweetheart behind, its not like one has to work on a marraige, and take care of his estranged and abusive mother. That was Chris can go stalk women and write on facebook about how lonely he is.
EDIT
I just came back from a friend's 21st birthday and was wasted and my english sucked.
Chris is being more of a manbaby than usual.

 

[derpi]

Is he talking to himself?[/list]

No he's just too stupid to realize that Coleslaw can't see the tweets since he doesn't actually follow Chris/Chris's privacy settings pretty much prevent anyone from seeing his tweets unless he gives them access to his twitter.
Coleslaw probably hasn't requested access. Ever.

 

[Saney]

Now those are some messed up tweets. Chris bandaging Barb's ass is a really unpleasant mental picture.

 

[Count groudon]

He wants his estranged brother to leave his loving family to come bandage the ass of a living blob of flesh that abused and lied to him for years, so he can go creep on women?
Wow Chris, a saint like you doesn't deserve to be single.

 

[qld]

Holey buttocks? What is going on there? Bedsores? If his complaint about spending 12 hours alone in a 'solitary confining jail,' is true, let's assume the police/jailers knew OPL was different and shouldn't be stuck in GenPop.
I have a feeling someone will bring these tweets to Cole's attention, if he hasn't seen them already. I see Chris is blaming Cole now (again) for his lack of a sweetheart. Even if Cole would put Barb in a home or come take care of her, what does Chris think he's going to do? He can't continue to live with Barb if Cole does the work of taking care of her. If they put her in a home, will Medicare seize 14BL to pay for her care?

 

[Globe]

I have a feeling someone will bring these tweets to Cole's attention, if he hasn't seen them already.

This post - -

Me? Mental, Physical, AND Wrongfully possessing the WORST Internet Reputation in all of History!

Strongly indicates that Cole saw Chris' tweets and was responding to them.

 

[HandBanana]

I think the real question is by bandaging his Mom's holey buttocks does he mean bandaging the cheeks or the hole?

 

[qld]

I have a feeling someone will bring these tweets to Cole's attention, if he hasn't seen them already.

This post - -

Me? Mental, Physical, AND Wrongfully possessing the WORST Internet Reputation in all of History!

Strongly indicates that Cole saw Chris' tweets and was responding to them.

I don't know...That "Me? Mental...." tweet came one minute after Chris' "You think you're grand with your mental and physical handicaps... " tweet. I am inclined to believe Chris was rambling and firing away without a response between all of that.

This excerpt, from the CWCpedia article on Cole:
"In an leaked e-mail sent to Jackie on 14 May 2011, Chris wrote that Cole "he has had mental problems since he hit his head on a bus, and has taken it out heavily on our mother." Some argue the story could be a lie Barbara told Chris to explain Cole's bitterness towards her while masking the issue that actually caused it."

So, I believe Chris could very well have been referring to Cole's 'handicaps,' and trying to upstage Cole with his well-known handicaps PLUS reputation.

 

[Male]

Nothing says "come back home" than talking about your mother's ass.
That right there is some honest content

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Is he talking to himself?[/list]

No he's just too stupid to realize that Coleslaw can't see the tweets since he doesn't actually follow Chris/Chris's privacy settings pretty much prevent anyone from seeing his tweets unless he gives them access to his twitter.
Coleslaw probably hasn't requested access. Ever.

"mmm yeahing" this just for "coleslaw".

 

[homerbeoulve]

Chris bandaging his mom's buttocks. My god. I'm going on a fast today.

 

[Male]

Chris's tweets are all over the place:
First he whines about his life as an attempt to get Cole to pity him, then he pretty much insults Cole for apparently acting like he's better than Chris, then he again whines about having to take care for his mom and begs him to come over, then tries to win him over by wishing him a happy birthday, and finally attempts to get Cole to feel sorry for him again for having to take care of his mom's ass.

All in just about 20 minutes.

 

[BurtyDrappedCreifs]

Nothing says "come back home" than talking about your mother's ass.
That right there is some honest content

If only Chris described the smell of the raw flesh and festering pus to seal the deal. That would have definitely make Cole come a'runnin I'm sure.

But seriously. If what Chris is describing is true, Snorlax is gonna be dying of some staph very soon. There's just no damn reason for any life form to live like that unless they want to.

 

[Fibonacci]

I have a feeling someone will bring these tweets to Cole's attention, if he hasn't seen them already.

This post - -

Me? Mental, Physical, AND Wrongfully possessing the WORST Internet Reputation in all of History!

Strongly indicates that Cole saw Chris' tweets and was responding to them.

I don't know...That "Me? Mental...." tweet came one minute after Chris' "You think you're grand with your mental and physical handicaps... " tweet. I am inclined to believe Chris was rambling and firing away without a response between all of that.

This excerpt, from the CWCpedia article on Cole:
"In an leaked e-mail sent to Jackie on 14 May 2011, Chris wrote that Cole "he has had mental problems since he hit his head on a bus, and has taken it out heavily on our mother." Some argue the story could be a lie Barbara told Chris to explain Cole's bitterness towards her while masking the issue that actually caused it."

So, I believe Chris could very well have been referring to Cole's 'handicaps,' and trying to upstage Cole with his well-known handicaps PLUS reputation.

Basically "you think your grand with your handicups, but as for me!"

Yeah, Cole hasn't responded to him and never will. Cole has basically decided that the best revenge is living well, and it appears to be working.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I think Chris had to do something particularly unpleasant for Barb, which sparked a wave of outrage.

I think he's whining at Cole to come save him because he had a random thought about him recently, and now views him as a hopeful meal ticket. He's probably targeting Cole as someone to blame for stuff for the same arbitrary reasons he targeted Megan without warning.

 

[derpi]

It's almost like he had a panic attack after having to tend to Barb's ass ._.
Maybe he'll dig up his old butt garments and try to coerce her into wearing them so he won't have to deal with bandaging it as often?
Although she might like that since she wants to be doted on night and day by him ._...
I'm starting to think maybe it's time to get Barb into a retirement home ._.

 

[BurtyDrappedCreifs]

It's almost like he had a panic attack after having to tend to Barb's ass ._.
Maybe he'll dig up his old butt garments and try to coerce her into wearing them so he won't have to deal with bandaging it as often?
Although she might like that since she wants to be doted on night and day by him ._...
I'm starting to think maybe it's time to get Barb into a retirement home ._.

Having to contend with the sight/feel/smell of Barb Chandler's fat festering hole-pocked ass is strong enough to even horrify Chris, King of the DCB's.

They both need to be in a home. Of course to Chris' potato-for-a-brain, that means being committed to an inssuhtooshun.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Somehow, I could have done without this info about Barb's behind needing to be bandaged.

 

[Marvin]

Somehow, I could have done without this info about Barb's behind needing to be bandaged.

Well, if it'll make you feel any better, it's a smaller ass than it used to be. Chris has less acreage to bandage than he used to.