LGBT Chris wants to convert his duck into china through hypnosis -

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris left some comments on the "Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis" channel.

From "Testes To Ovaries Conversion for MTF Works Fast! Subliminals Frequencies Hypnosis":

From "Penis to Vagina Transformation Level 1 - Subliminals Frequencies Hypnosis Spell":

From "Penis To Vagina Transformation - Level 2 - Very Potent! Works Fast! Subliminals Frequencies Hypnosis":

 

[The Nameless One]

 

[Optimus Prime]

He seriously fucking believes that if he thinks hard enough, his dick will literally shrivel up into his crotch and become the soul vagina?

 

[clowney]

So did they just not have biology classes at Manchester High School or did Chris sleep through those too?

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

So did they just not have biology classes at Manchester High School or did Chris sleep through those too?

he spent most of his classtime dreaming of fantasies with the galpals

 

[Subconcious Offense]

He seriously fucking believes that if he thinks hard enough, his dick will literally shrivel up into his crotch and become the soul vagina?

Sure, why not? He is so stupid he got convinced by his own self about everything else regardless of proof to the contrary all the time.

That Lovely Goose guy needs to switch it up though. That kind of berating doesn't lead Chris on to posting further retarded ideas. The content must flow.

 

[Darndirty]

What amazes me most is people make money off of these suckers I'm in the wrong line of work

 

[Lipitor]

Chris is willing to believe whatever if it tells him what he wants to hear. It's like the perfect shortcut for him.

I wouldn't be surprised if all of these are the exact same track.

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

Chris has no work Ethic at all, he expects everything to work in his favor, and things to be handed for him, its like the effort of wanting to have china is a better satisfaction than physically making china out of his wang

 

[GS 281]

All he needs to do is keep eating at McDonalds and the fat will eventually engulf his duck and grow him bigger boobs. I don't see why he is going to all this trouble, he was on the right road to begin with.

 

[clowney]

Chris has no work Ethic at all, he expects everything to work in his favor, and things to be handed for him, its like the effort of wanting to have china is a better satisfaction than physically making china out of his wang

Honesty this is the best thing for him then. Why spend money on a sex change operation when he can say home, sit on his ass, and magically change his body with the power of feelings and most likely bad music.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Out of all the retards watching this shit, Chris must be the only one exceptional enough to ponder about his specific sperm count and if it will turn into an equal amount of eggs.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Maybe if he voodoos super extra hard enough, he can cure his own autism.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

just use a scissor chris

 

[Hmmpf!]

Hypnosis even more and you'll get Crystal coming out without any sex!

 

[BV 937]

All right.... No wayyyyy is he that dumb. I mean shit. Its like every time he breathes he gets stupider and stupid.... Come on now, Chris.

 

[Taily Puff]

This thread exists.

Well.

I mean fuck.

Chris thinks cartoons are real and TV shows are guidelines to normal human reactions. So fuck, I guess why not? Normally, I'd dryly explain that a penis can't shrink into a vagina because of voodoo, and explain the various reasons that's true. Then I'd probably analyze why Chris thought that was true and why he's trying and I guess nothing really matters does it? It's all just...

Chris.

Fuck.

*edit*

Okay, Chris honestly believes that if something exists as a product, then it has some merit. This is a man who lives his life based on advertisement and suggestion. So the simple fact that a product like this exists means that sooner or later, Chris was not only going to find it. But believe that it's true. Which brings me right back around to analyzing why a product like this exists in the first place. Which brings me right back to the word Fuck.

 

[BV 937]

Maybe if he voodoos super extra hard enough, he can cure his own autism.

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

Honesty this is the best thing for him then. Why spend money on a sex change operation when he can say home, sit on his ass, and magically change his body with the power of feelings and most likely bad music.

oh yeah and put menopause gel on his man-rack and thinks his breasts actually get bigger

 

[John Daker]

dude what
Tyce what is this?