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milkshark

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Over the years watching Chris' online hijinks, we've seen his :tugboat: money go towards a lot of unnecessary, luxury purchases. Chris seems to buy every new video game console that Sony and Nintendo release, and he buys them full price at launch before any price drops. Chris also owns and constantly carries 2 Apple devices, even though his iPhone renders his iPod touch useless since they both do essentially the same things. The preferred Tomgirl makeup brand, Sephora, is a high end line that's considerably more expensive than the kind of stuff working women buy for themselves at drug stores. Generally, when it comes to things that Chris buys for enjoyment or entertainment, high cost is a minor obstacle.

This lifestyle has had a number of effects on Chris and his living situation. Although he eats out at McDonald's a lot, it seems Chris designates very little money to his diet. For all we know his entire nutrition consists of low end fast food, frozen fried chicken, microwave pizzas and orange Fanta. When Bob and Barb went to Riley's after Bob's appointment, notice how Barb refrained from ordering expensive "sit-down restaurant" food and revealed the q-sand to the world. The "Riley's" e-mail also clues us in to how poorly the Chandlers maintain their vehicles. I'd imagine that routine maintenance is often forgotten or just neglected by Chris and Barb. At some point Chris' vehicles will be beyond repair, and he'll be left with no vehicle at all.

Sometimes Chris just can't produce enough money to get what he wants, too. Remember the CVS netbook Chris had his eye on? He only wanted it because it was hundreds of dollars less than a real laptop and he assumed it was upgradable (it wasn't). That was $99 of his tugboat completely down the drain, unless he still occasionally uses it to lurk our boards on the toilet or something. With Barb's health on the decline and the Grim Reaper clearly not an honest bargainer, Chris will most likely be 100% responsible for himself in the very near future. Do you think he can learn to budget and perhaps start saving money for more responsible purposes? Does it bug you that Chris blows so much money on toys and crap?
 

exball

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Chris knows how to handle the bills but his spending habits will inevitably land him in debt.
 

Some JERK

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a fool and his money...

Chris does not make wise choices about anything. Money is one of the most difficult subjects for anyone because unless you have much much more of it than you need, then you're constantly re-evaluating where it goes and why. Money is probably the most complicated issue in most people's lives, and it requires nearly endless amounts of responsibility, restraint, serious thought, and discussion to determine what the best course of action is with regards to finances. Even the most frugal, level-headed and responsible people will probably wind up in some kind of moderate to serious money trouble at some point in their lives through no fault of their own.

...and then there's Chris.
 

Grand Number of Pounds

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I just wonder if Chris's poor spending habits will lead him to meeting Vinny the loan shark and his "miss a payment, lose a limb" plan in a seedy place in Charlottesville.
 

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GrandNumberOfPounds said:
I just wonder if Chris's poor spending habits will lead him to meeting Vinny the loan shark and his "miss a payment, lose a limb" plan in a seedy place in Charlottesville.

I doubt it. He would however probably fall for any number of home refinancing or debt consolidation scams.
 

Grand Number of Pounds

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That's true. Unless he accrues a huge gambling debt (I'm pretty sure they don't allow gambling at TCG tournaments) he's not going to need a loan shark.

But yeah, some scammer would love to meet Chris.
 

exball

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GrandNumberOfPounds said:
I just wonder if Chris's poor spending habits will lead him to meeting Vinny the loan shark and his "miss a payment, lose a limb" plan in a seedy place in Charlottesville.

His limbs see barely any use anyway.
 

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exball said:
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
I just wonder if Chris's poor spending habits will lead him to meeting Vinny the loan shark and his "miss a payment, lose a limb" plan in a seedy place in Charlottesville.

His limbs see barely any use anyway.
He'd get the loan, try to play the autism card to get out of paying. Then bitch about vinny on Facebook, if typing with one arm doesn't cause too much stress.
 

Big_Pete_33

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CHris also buys things outta of impulse, like the spending on something is more enjoyable than using the products themselves. I mean, how many games does Chris even played?

I suppose he takes it from his mom, like :snorlax: like :sonichu:
 

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Does it bother me? Not really. Yes, he's on government aid, but his spending habits hurt him far more than it does the rest of us. One of these days, the wolf's gonna be at the door, and god knows what he'll do. Of course, on this, I lay the blame squarely on Borb's shoulders, for never teaching him proper money management.
 

Satoru182

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He will have to learn to spend his :tugboat: as is intended or end living in his car. He cant use the autistic card on life itself so is swim or sink when the time :snorlax: fall in that sleep that even the pokeflute cant wake her up.

Sadly for Chris his empty life is the reason he finds a glint of happiness buying shit, not having the toys but buying them gives him the rush an accomplishment would on a normal person. At the end the rush dies and he ends up with more plastic crap and less money felling equally miserable and empty.
 

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I think his spending habits will change when he's given a little more freedom. Him spending so much on electronics and toys is at least partly a symptom of Chris largely being forced to stay at home many hours. Even before he was under Barb's house arrest, Chris seemed to be on a somewhat short leash. I think when he spends more time going out, he'll spend just as much money, but it'll be on more normal seeming pursuits. Really, most people spend beyond their means, it's just less hilarious to discuss because it's not usually spent on Pokemon and sex toys. Chris' spending habits is one of the few things that I think where Chris isn't nearly as atypical, as most folks with thousands in debt would like to admit.

What is more unique is that Chris is far less equipped to deal with debt and expenses. Chris can never earn more money, he'll almost always be on the tugboat or earning even less. Chis has no skills, so he has almost no means of saving money by fixing something himself. Chris has almost no social network, so he can't ask around for help, a job lead, a referral to someone who can fix his car, etc.

I think the biggest potential source of financial problems won't be video games, but 14 Branchland Ct. - a 36 year old house with a decade of horded crap piled to the ceiling of most rooms, a decade of neglect, an unkempt yard, and large unmaintained trees just a few feet away from the 36 year old roof in a storm-prone state. That roof is going to be a problem sooner-than-later. Since Chris can't ask friends for referrals, it's not to unlikely he'll get screwed by a shitty contractor. Lots of smarter people get fucked by a crooked contractor, and Chris just looks like a perfect sucker.
 

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I think that Chris will find himself having to move to one of those rent stabilized apartments after Barb decides to reunite with Bob. He has no control over his spending habits. Bob was that control and now he's gone. I think that once Chris is "free" to fend for himself, his impulsiveness will take over because he no longer has any kind of control over him.
I kind of get that he buys things because he is now basically a prisoner in his own home but I don't think that his spending habits will really change. Chris has voids in his life that he wants to fill and he can't. No amount of sex dolls or microwaveable pizzas will ever be able to fill them.
 

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If I remember correctly Chris only got makeup tips from Saphora and actually bought his makeup at Walmart or a druggist.
 

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The Dude said:
If I remember correctly Chris only got makeup tips from Saphora and actually bought his makeup at Walmart or a druggist.

The Kaka Makeup video has Chris using some blush or foundation from Sephora, or at least I think it did.
 

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milkshark said:
The Dude said:
If I remember correctly Chris only got makeup tips from Saphora and actually bought his makeup at Walmart or a druggist.

The Kaka Makeup video has Chris using some blush or foundation from Sephora, or at least I think it did.

He might be using powder foundation from them. The shitty sephora store brand. I had trouble iding it. But yeah everything else was drugstore.

Another BIG thing he wasted his money on was that CVS (drugstore) sylvania laptop that ran an ancient version of windows mobile.
 

milkshark

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^The Sylvania Netbook was a rare documentation of how little Chris shops around for things he needs and just impulse buys whatever is conveniently placed in front of him. Never did it occur to Chris that there might be a REASON why this particular computer costs so much less than a nicer one. This reminds me of how shitty printer companies will sell a printer scanner fax combo for like $25 at Walmart, and the idiots who bought it without researching have to buy $100 ink cartridges every 10 pages.
 

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LOL Chris gets a new "i" product every day, I have been using the same 4 gig ipod since 2006 or 2005. The consumerism that's pumped into children at an early age, is still strong in Chris, "New toy, (or idevice) I NEED it!!" That extends to his food choices too, I love how he will shill for McDonald's in Facebook messages or in mumble chats.
 

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Picklepower said:
LOL Chris gets a new "i" product every day, I have been using the same 4 gig ipod since 2006 or 2005. The consumerism that's pumped into children at an early age, is still strong in Chris, "New toy, (or idevice) I NEED it!!" That extends to his food choices too, I love how he will shill for McDonald's in Facebook messages or in mumble chats.

I have to admit I'm a sucker for new cell phones. I've got a Samsung Galaxy S4 and got it about a month after it came out. I get a new phone almost every year.

As far as McDoodles goes, I fucking HATE...HAAAAAATE...H-A-T-E McDonalds. My son loves it though. Begs for it. I refuse to eat there, mostly because the food is gross but partly because of Chris.
 

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Becomedizzy said:
No amount of sex dolls or microwaveable pizzas will ever be able to fill them.


given the fridges in his lawn, is it possible they rely off of canned foods, ordering pizzas and or all fast food at this point? Stocking a cupboard and a fridge might be something chris might be even more incompetant at than the average bachelor living alone. given that he regularily talks about his "healthy" mcdonalds diet, I dont find it too improbable hes unwittingly living out the super-size me experiment or eating all take out, feeding two on a fixed income that way isn't impossible but it is really unhealthy and actually quite a bit more expensive than stocking a fridge and a cupboard for a month.

a diet of fast food alone is about 15-20 dollars a day for both of them and about 600 a month. given chris' laziness post barb, he may opt to just spend his days in mcdonalds eating breakfast lunch and dinner(another reason the staff could have gotten annoyed with him at so many locations). spending food money on mcdonalds is a pretty gross way to live for most people but I dont think we often realize that living like that actually is much more expensive, and that people that do live like that, particularily the homeless, dont have any choice as they have no where to store groceries. It really is the worst way to spend money lol
 
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