Chris writes letter answering fan's questions (dated Oct 25 2021)

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I'm super lazy sou couldn't be asked to look into making a thread but chris just send another letter about how he is jesus. Seems like he have also gotten a letter from Barbara while in prison. It is dated 25th oktober. (stolen from twitter im not the ween who wrote to him https://twitter.com/JohnRetvrned/status/1454229943450284033 )
 

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Bowl of Ramen

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I'm super lazy sou couldn't be asked to look into making a thread but chris just send another letter about how he is jesus. Seems like he have also gotten a letter from Barbara while in prison. It is dated 25th oktober. (stolen from twitter im not the ween who wrote to him https://twitter.com/JohnRetvrned/status/1454229943450284033 )
He implied he got a letter from Barb…? Interesting. I would think communication would be zilch between them.
 

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I'm super lazy sou couldn't be asked to look into making a thread but chris just send another letter about how he is jesus. Seems like he have also gotten a letter from Barbara while in prison. It is dated 25th oktober. (stolen from twitter im not the ween who wrote to him https://twitter.com/JohnRetvrned/status/1454229943450284033 )
If I wasn't shitfaced right now, I'd dictate it to legible.
(Edit): He gave the jail 2 stars out of 5? Is he expecting a fucking Marriott? I'm honestly glad he's not being mistreated beyond bad attitudes from the jailers and noisy inmates.
 
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Yksi_Toveri

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I dunno, there's actually nothing in this latest response that seems to indicate that the author was doing anything particularly weenish tbh.
Yeah, I'm glad the 5th letter is responding to questions about Chris's time in the jail, especially ones I was curious about. I expected this Messiah bullshit in any letter we get from him, but good to know he likes the food. This does have me curious what Barb has said to him in her letter(s) now. The fact she's writing him boggles my mind and suggests she's not hating him (unless she's sending him hate mail?).
 

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Transcript:

October 25, 2021

Dear [censored]

Thank you for the Kindness and respect in your letter. Yours, outside of my attorney, and Barbara, is the first letter I had received from a follower who lives in Virginia.

Well, overall, and in short, the staff treat me well enough. At start, the genuine positive vibrations [something scribbled out; possibly “really”] and spiritual energy Really sold this place well. Then I’ve experienced the attitudes and bad habits from some of the real Jerkops, and really noisy neighbours [sic] after my Body was relocated from Medical to Booking. But the food is mostly good, the commissary has good items on offer, and I’ve enjoyed the Rec Room a few times. This facility is 2/5 stars.

I’ve hardly made friends here, but more like kind allies with the more positive staff. And I have continued to work in my Goddess responsibilities and duties out-of-Body.

I am the full reincarnation of Jesus Christ, complete with ALL of the memories from the year Zero to physical ascension to Heaven, changed my appearance, and walked the Earth more in my Immortal life, living Many different Books of identities and lives, up til 1389 when the Universe was divided, and I was fully transported Forward and Backward throughout Time, Space, and Dimensions to fly through the chaotic Rainbow’s apex in 2003, and then be reborn on February 24, 1982.

[right-pointing arrow]

[next page; writing starts in the heading of the page]

Firstly, I do not look upon the term “Troll” as a negative, as there are Good Trolls/People and Bad Trolls/People, and All have an innate want to patrol and observe/comment on others, regardless. The ones that are wicked are the Haters, Fakers, and the Darkest of Demonics and Sinners who are Toxic to the Majority. A Lot of what has happened, is happening right now with and all around you, and is to happen are covered between the last couple of books in the Old Testament of Any Bible, as well as how I had described the Dimension Merge in early 2018. Although the whole picturesque event is popularly referred to as The Day of Judgment, this is actually comprised of the Dimension Merge (the recombining of the dividend Universe), which has been Completed, the Collective Shift (relocating the Majority to the recombined Earth of Universe 1C-211987 from this 1218 Earth, here) that is in (more spiritual) progress and happening now, and my Second Coming where I shall descend at my Temple and fully, physically, relocate the Majority to our recombined Earth (with the Sonichu Temple, as well as other select buildings, artifacts, statues, etcetra [sic]), leaving behind the Toxic Minority on the failing 1218 Earth to burn.

[censored], thou art among the Neutral-Good and shall transcend with everyone, so thou hath nothing to fear, especially as thou continues to be as good as possible as thou hath done so.

Go forth in Peace and Clarity by my Power, Glory and Authority as God, [censored]. Be Safe and Well.

[The lower-case I letters of the following sentence are dotted with hearts, with the ones in “Sonichu” and “Messiah” having the hearts surrounded by two lightning bolts:] Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart and Lord, Savior, [something scribbled out, possibly “and”] Messiah, and God of all.

The bit about the universe dividing in 1389 is new mythology, I think.
 

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The bit about the universe dividing in 1389 is new mythology, I think.
Ottomans whooped the Serbs in 1389 iirc and I don't know if anything else interesting happened or where he'd get that year from.

I wonder if it means anything numerology @Mariposa Electrique
 

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Ottomans whooped the Serbs in 1389 iirc and I don't know if anything else interesting happened or where he'd get that year from.

I wonder if it means anything numerology @Mariposa Electrique
Idea Guys made him dance to serbian ultranationalistic music. Might be a possible leftover from their influence!

Or he just guessed a random number between 1000 and 2000 and went with it lol!

Yeah, I'm glad the 5th letter is responding to questions about Chris's time in the jail, especially ones I was curious about. I expected this Messiah bullshit in any letter we get from him, but good to know he likes the food. This does have me curious what Barb has said to him in her letter(s) now. The fact she's writing him boggles my mind and suggests she's not hating him (unless she's sending him hate mail?).
I find it unlikely, Barb threatened to kill herself to get Chris not to leave for conventions and such, she is very overprotective of him. Even with the current events I don't think she would do a 180º and hate Chris to the bone, she is just too fixated on him!
 

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I find it unlikely, Barb threatened to kill herself to get Chris not to leave for conventions and such, she is very overprotective of him. Even with the current events I don't think she would do a 180º and hate Chris to the bone, she is just too fixated on him!
If Barb's writing him letters and he's replying to them, that'd be further violation of the protective order he was given after his initial arrest, would it not?
 

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The bit about the universe dividing in 1389 is new mythology, I think.
He's referring to King Arthur divided the world into two: fiction world (C-197) and real world (1218 ). Chris doesn't realize the dimensional split makes Arthur a hero.
We live in the world where we worry about nukes than giants and dragons.
 

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The bit about the universe dividing in 1389 is new mythology, I think.
Can't find anything relevant about that year, especially concerning Christianity. John the XXIII died and Italians were cool with it, but it doesn't seem to affect much if anything at all other than who rules Naples that year. Going to assume the court docket for his next court date contains those numbers and Chris sees them as "Holy".
 

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Can't find anything relevant about that year, especially concerning Christianity. John the XXIII died and Italians were cool with it, but it doesn't seem to affect much if anything at all other than who rules Naples that year. Going to assume the court docket for his next court date contains those numbers and Chris sees them as "Holy".
According to Chris that was the year King Arthur split the world apart from fantasy and reality...of course there was no actual king Arthur or at least one we can be 100 percent historically accurate about. So really it's anyone's guess why he went with 1389.

One most also remember Chris hasn't cracked open a decent book that wasn't a kid's novel in god knows how long. Most of his knowledge of King Arthur comes from the most likely source; sonic and the black knight. (because of course it's sonic it's ALWAYS sonic) I doubt he's read even an idiot proof abridged version of the Thomas Mallory books or the Howard Pyle version written for children in the 19th century.
 

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