Prison Letters Chris writes letter answering fan's questions (dated Oct 25 2021)

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The funny thing about the transgender thing with Chris is that he was more openly "trans" before it became more mainstream, the same way he was an autistic brony and Sonic fan while being open about it before it became infamous.

There was even a dumb conspiracy theory I saw that Chris is a government project to see how depraved people can get with him being a trendsetter for this dumb stuff
Christine inspired me to rob the grave with some dusty old barely-lucid sniz but I'm not cool enough to stick my dick in family.
 

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The funny thing about the transgender thing with Chris is that he was more openly "trans" before it became more mainstream, the same way he was an autistic brony and Sonic fan while being open about it before it became infamous.

There was even a dumb conspiracy theory I saw that Chris is a government project to see how depraved people can get with him being a trendsetter for this dumb stuff
I think that Chris is really more of a case study on the maladaptive ways the various retards and outcasts in our society cope with problems. Self-Infantilizarion (watching my little pony and other cartoons well into adulthood); trooning out (maladaptive sexual frustration and being groomed by online communities); porn-inspired concepts of love; internet-fuelled narcissism; etc.

I think Chris' tism leads him to imitate everything he sees and to be easily influenced by others; and his other negative personality traits lead him to having no friends and living his life mostly through the internet. So putting the two together, he simply aggregates the worst habits of the worst examples of our society.

Or maybe he really is a trendsetter and soon everyone will be claiming they're Jesus and fucking their mother.
 

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I think that Chris is really more of a case study on the maladaptive ways the various retards and outcasts in our society cope with problems. Self-Infantilizarion (watching my little pony and other cartoons well into adulthood); trooning out (maladaptive sexual frustration and being groomed by online communities); porn-inspired concepts of love; internet-fuelled narcissism; etc.
It's strange Chris never went full Pamperchu and missed his ABDL phase. Maybe they'll give him prison-issued butt garments for STRESS and he'll take it from there.
 

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One of these days, within the far future. Someone's gonna gather all these letters and compile them into a book. Especially if he gets a few years.

Just like books of the ancient world that have been lost to time, but preserved as sourced quotes in other's books that had survived, people thousands of years from now might find ancient websites, hard drive files, or blockchain files of Chris-Chan shit and they will be discussing his and its significance to the people of the early 21st century. It won't be some grand comedic thing like he was a great religious or political figure or something, no it will be like an obscure oddity of history that only university students or hobbyists know about like the Borborites or the letters from the Kingdom of Ugarit during the Sea People's invasions.

They will talk about what he thought of the events of his day, what silly notions he believed in and what his story was. They will consider us fortunate to have the privilege of watching and reading about the Sing Star challenge in its entirety (As only the initial challenge video and Round 4 survived) and there will be papers written discussing who actually was the real Chris, was Kacey originally Solid Chris' girlfriend that Liquid stole instead? Did Chris really fight Clyde Cash? What are the connections between Vanessa Hudgens and Chris-Chan?

It sounds autistic but it's possible, read enough coveted letters from the ancient world and up through the ages and you get letters that sound like they come from 4chan.
 

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It won't be some grand comedic thing like he was a great religious or political figure or something, no it will be like an obscure oddity of history that only university students or hobbyists know about like the Borborites or the letters from the Kingdom of Ugarit during the Sea People's invasions.
It would be funny if it actually is that, though, and from the fragmentary records, they conclude that he was worshipped as a god.
 

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It would be funny if it actually is that, though, and from the fragmentary records, they conclude that he was worshipped as a god.
A few years ago I read a Charles Stross novel, I forgot the name, where in the distant future, due to the current era's habit of storing most of our records on relatively volatile digital storage media, most information about the 1950s to 2000s is simply gone and these super-scifi transhumanist societies basically have a better idea about ancient Egypt than us, and thus start a social experiment to recreate our world. There were some Chris-chan types there. Also, Charles Stross is a great author.
 

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A few years ago I read a Charles Stross novel, I forgot the name, where in the distant future, due to the current era's habit of storing most of our records on relatively volatile digital storage media, most information about the 1950s to 2000s is simply gone and these super-scifi transhumanist societies basically have a better idea about ancient Egypt than us, and thus start a social experiment to recreate our world. There were some Chris-chan types there. Also, Charles Stross is a great author.

If you work out what that books called please let me know.

Edit to add - It looks like it's called "Glasshouse"
 
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Yes, perfect. I really need this on my shopping list, it was a great novel.

Sounds it, I'm really intrested in the idea of us losing a large portion of history or knowledge in general because something happens to the internet (or a system like it) and we have digitised so much of that knowledge it becomes a second dark age.
 

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Sounds it, I'm really intrested in the idea of us losing a large portion of history or knowledge in general because something happens to the internet (or a system like it) and we have digitised so much of that knowledge it becomes a second dark age.
Given how much stuff was and still is stored on HDDs this is a very likely outcome. A few generations in the future, Christory may be lost to time.
 

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Yes, perfect. I really need this on my shopping list, it was a great novel.
Added to my list as well. I've been wanting to read the Remembrance of Earth's Past Trilogy by Cixin also, but the Dark Forest Theory fills me with existential dread already without a novelization, so I'm not sure I can handle it. Not sure if Simulacra about a Universe trying to recreate Pax Americana will do me any better.
 

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Given how much stuff was and still is stored on HDDs this is a very likely outcome. A few generations in the future, Christory may be lost to time.

That's the jist of the idea take a look at this for some real examples - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_dark_age

Take the example of Chris, and then think of what would happen if there was another Carrington event, it wouldnt just be the relatively minor Christory lost it would be a lot of human knowledge that's lost and nobody really seems to understand just how fucked we would be if that happens to all human knowledge or atleast modern human technical knowledge we are pumping more and more information out in digital only forms and it only takes one event for it to be lost for ever.