Maybe we should ask Null to carve the entirety of Christory into stone tablets and store them in a nuke bunker.
I wonder if Barb's spaghetti was actually that bad, or they just didn't want to eat it because like many uneducated poor people, they just would prefer to each dopamine-enriched McDonald's crap over real food. I don't know about Bob but I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case for Chris. I mean, it's kind of hard to fuck up spaghetti that spectacularly, at least when I am assuming she just boiled noodles and used canned sauce.
Fast food is enriched with fat and sugar. The human brain loves that stuff - sugar has a similar effect on the brain as cocaine if I recall correctly - so when you're used, or rather addicted to sugary stuff, a proper homecooked meal just lacks that dopamine rush.
While a 21st Century Carrington Event would be bad... like, really bad, any storage media unplugged and sitting in a typical American basement would likely survive. Most storage devices are shielded against -36 dBi by there physical construct alone and hardened to -72 dBi simply by the nature of silica in their chipsets. A basement would take this to -98 dBi by earthen shielding alone and Wikipedia is only a few terabytes as a .txt so most of the important parts could be rescued on a thumb drive.
We have knowledge of shitposts from 2000 years ago. Just leaving this here.
True dat. I wonder what future archeologists will think about My Little Pony. Will they think there was some sort of horse cult like with the Mongolians? Will they think of Chris as our Genghis Khan?
i think it was in the jackie emails that chris said that the spaghetti was rejected simply because they weren't hungry at the time. it had nothing to do with barbs cooking but she took deep offense to this and cited this as the reason she did not cook anymore.
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I am entirely convinced the Venus of Willendorf is just an ancient precursor of the Farms making fun of some fat bitch.
Truth be told I do agree with this. We are all rather lucky to live during this time, and see this grand autist in action.
They had already eaten. Barb was just being a crazy, lazy cunt and used it as an excuse never to cook again.
They will assume that Chris was just an average human, whose exstensive documentation survived out of billion others. They will assume most of us lived like CWC, behaved and thought like CWC. I can see the disgust on their faces, 2000 years in the future.
That ducks. I heard Barb's boiled hamburgers were delicious
August 11, “That’s a Moray”, about three minutes in. They might talk about him again later in the episode.
Provided Chris is being entirely truthful.
Kind of a sketchy story, why would they have already eaten and Barb didn't know about it? Unless Bob and Chris went out to dinner together or something and Barb didn't know. Just seems weird, when I was growing up everyone in the house knew when dinner was being prepared or would notify in advance if they were going out to eat or wouldn't be home. I'm probably expecting the Chandlers to have been way too functional though.
OK, Chris is a grown man and he SHOULD cook his own food.