Chris's chats with a psychic -

[Fausto]

Short summary of the first video. Apologies if I get something wrong but its extremely difficult to understand what Chris is on about.

They greet each other and Chris immediatly fucks up the guys name calling him Cable instead of Caleb.
Chris is going on about the dimension where OCs and FGCs live and how he is a goddess.
They start a meditation session, Chris also mentions that he is still larping as Sonichu and that Rosechu is there (and Chris as well???).
This guy is pretty bad at playing his role but I guess that doesnt bother Chris since he only wants to keep yapping on about the damn merge.
Guy asks if Barb is still alive and after that he pretty much just brings up random articles from the CWC forum (the mall, Snyder etc).
Guy then astral projects his bullshit into Chris' house and strokes his ego a bit.
Chris says that he is from Socknesses made up planet and he arrived to our world when the big bang happened ... I think.
Apparently King Arthur or Merlin separetad the dimension because fuck magic.
Guy says that Chris should switch back bodies and he agrees saying that he will do it around february or march because the magic energies are really strong at that time of year.

Thats about it, maybe Ill write about the other videos but damn is it hard to focus when they are both so full of shit.

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

This feels rather pointless/tasteless and is just trying to recapture old magic than make lulz anew

 

[Witthel]

The only thing the Watchmen are really looking out for is another IG scenario

Considering that they simply sat back and watched when a bunch of retarded teens convinced Chris to tase himself I highly doubt this.

 

[Love Thug's Hate]

Wonder how chris determined that this guy is TRUE AND HONEST psychic and not some DAMN NIGGO TROLL!!!

 

[Search]

It's never good to play into a person's delusion. It will never help them to reinforce it. Even when Captain told Chris the bs about the infinity stone to help him break from the IGs it only put him further into it.

I'm looking at it from the perspective of trying to help. Not that I advocate for interfering with Chris' life - it should be done only by professional psychologists/psychiatrists. Nor am I suggesting this ween is doing a good job of helping.
And from this point of view it is impossible to directly challenge patient's delusions as it will be met with hardcore resistance which in turn will make it kinda impossible to build a rapport. After you've built a rapport - you can begin working on helping patient unwrap his own delusions. That's how psychology works.

Ween has made several attempts at steering Chris in this direction but lacking experience and knowledge he just ended up fueling his delusions more, as you noted.
But I guess he seemed to help Chris drop his RP shit which is obviously went for too long.

 

[NoFreePasses]

I don't know if I should even go through with my "roleplaying as Bob to tell Chris he's a disappointment" shtick once the coronavirus ends. I doubt it'll even do any good for Chris... knowing that he's so into his delusions of grandeur.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

These lame trolling attempts where weens just play along with Chris's fantasies for minimal return are getting really tiring. I just wish that for once somehow someone would challenge him on his myriad of retarded beliefs.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Well the best way to sort this out is to dox this new idiot. Every new idiot needs to just be doxed, and their lives put into perspective.

Let it be a warning to them too, then people might stop putting themselves into Chris' optics and we can revert back to the natural retards crossing his path.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Well there goes that bottle of patron I bought yesterday...

 

[Iamthatis]

I'm looking at it from the perspective of trying to help. Not that I advocate for interfering with Chris' life - it should be done only by professional psychologists/psychiatrists. Nor am I suggesting this ween is doing a good job of helping.
And from this point of view it is impossible to directly challenge patient's delusions as it will be met with hardcore resistance which in turn will make it kinda impossible to build a rapport. After you've built a rapport - you can begin working on helping patient unwrap his own delusions. That's how psychology works.

Ween has made several attempts at steering Chris in this direction but lacking experience and knowledge he just ended up fueling his delusions more, as you noted.
But I guess he seemed to help Chris drop his RP shit which is obviously went for too long.

I get what you're saying but he got him to drop the sonichu rp by switching bodies so he can merge the dimensions or whatever. I honestly thought this was all bs even after the idea guys but now I think Chris actually believes this shit. I'm worried that someone is going to convince him he has to an hero to tap into his goddess powers or something like that.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Well the best way to sort this out is to dox this new idiot. Every new idiot needs to just be doxed, and their lives put into perspective.

Let it be a warning to them too, then people might stop putting themselves into Chris' optics and we can revert back to the natural retards crossing his path.

If retards want to talk to chris then let them, as long as they aren't scamming him or causing a problem for him. No point spending time doxing retards who use reddit and barely interact with chris.

 

[Search]

I get what you're saying but he got him to drop the sonichu rp by switching bodies so he can merge the dimensions or whatever. I honestly thought this was all bs even after the idea guys but now I think Chris actually believes this shit. I'm worried that someone is going to convince him he has to an hero to tap into his goddess powers or something like that.

I feel you, man. Chris has had enough trolling at this point I suppose. And it is obvious that he's unable to cope with the stress and is stuck in this shitty fantasy - it's all very concerning. And only thing that is keeping him from pulling of a Terry Davis is (ironically), Barb.

 

[Gone Ham]

I feel you, man. Chris has had enough trolling at this point I suppose. And it is obvious that he's unable to cope with the stress and is stuck in this shitty fantasy - it's all very concerning. And only thing that is keeping him from pulling of a Terry Davis is (ironically), Barb.

He’s going to lose it when his last connection to “humanity”, barb, kicks the bucket. Without her, he’s just going to break down completely and lose his mind. At that point, either weens fully take over him to become their shitty depressing puppet, bouncing from house to house, or fully go mental and end up institutionalized. It’s a lose lose at this point for Chris. He’s too deep into his LARP that he can’t get out.

 

[Optimus Prime]

It’s a lose lose at this point for Chris. He’s too deep into his LARP that he can’t get out.

Honestly, in my opinion he crossed that Rubicon ages ago when he took a knife to his crotch - twice - in a bid for DIY Sex Change surgery.

 

[BayView]

why do people even bother trolling chris? The glory days of 2007-2010 are far behind us, far more better to simply observe him than poke the bear

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Fucking hell I knew this was going to be another catfish.

 

[KillDaHo]

Chris has a subreddit dedicated to him?
God help us.

The subreddit is nothing but weens. I saw one dude saying he was gonna "Copyright love quest" to piss off Chris. If anyone wants to drown in autism, it's r/ChrisChanSonichu.

 

[Optimus Prime]

why do people even bother trolling chris? The glory days of 2007-2010 are far behind us, far more better to simply observe him than poke the bear

Because they see what the trolls of yore did, find it funny, and want a piece of the pie. Even though the pie stopped existing years ago.

 

[SpankyourmotheR]

This isn't even funny at this point, we're watching random karma whores preying upon a long-beaten dead horse.

This horse ain't just dead, it's fucking compost at this point.

These lame trolling attempts where weens just play along with Chris's fantasies for minimal return are getting really tiring. I just wish that for once somehow someone would challenge him on his myriad of retarded beliefs.

That's fruitless because anyone who challenges his shit is immediately shutdown, blocked from any communication, etc. If he wants to be a retard and larp and get manipulated into this shit then let him. He has nobody to blame but himself for feeding into it.

Well the best way to sort this out is to dox this new idiot. Every new idiot needs to just be doxed, and their lives put into perspective.

I agree, most of these new trolls/weens enablers whatever you wanna call them have all been pathetic, unfunny, and nearly as autistic as Chris is. Just do the same thing as with Idea guys and dox the fuckers to scare them off.

 

[KillDaHo]

Why the fuck was this even given its own thread? It's just a long-ass video of some ween being a ween. Wouldn't it be better off in Random Chris Updates?