Chris's chats with a psychic -

[LoveYouLongTime]

I would have loved for Chris to have gone to Readings by Catherine if they hadn't been busted by the feds a few years ago for extorting millions from people(surprise surprise). If anyone is that interested, look them up or look up Sandra Marks Charlottesville. Their biggest scam was to convince vulnerable people that they had a curse lingering on them and for a mere $40,000 they could lift the curse. It would have been interesting to know if they would have scammed Chris in the same way, or play into his delusions to an extent, or actually have morals to not extort money from an autist.

I'm honestly surprised Chris hadn't fallen into the pay per minute psychics. It's probably only a matter of time.

 

[Casual Garbage]

The subreddit is nothing but weens. I saw one dude saying he was gonna "Copyright love quest" to piss off Chris. If anyone wants to drown in autism, it's r/ChrisChanSonichu.

It's all we3ns, troons, and highschoolers. the comments are constantly talking about "future epic troll plans" that are so lame and nonsensical they almost sound like Junior Jenkins.

 

[SpankyourmotheR]

It's all we3ns, troons, and highschoolers. the comments are constantly talking about "future epic troll plans" that are so lame and nonsensical they almost sound like Junior Jenkins.

Eerily, these current day "trolls" are just as detached from reality as Chris.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Weens now kind of remind me of this Simpsons clip:

At first it was funny watching a manchild tarding around, but it’s played out and now everyone just looks sad.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Eerily, these current day "trolls" are just as detached from reality as Chris.

That's good news for the Farms. We may find a few cows orbiting Chris this way. Remember Sockness?

 

[SpankyourmotheR]

That's good news for the Farms. We may find a few cows orbiting Chris this way. Remember Sockness?

Sockness is just a fucking creep and isn't entertaining in the slightest.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Sockness is just a fucking creep and isn't entertaining in the slightest.

I remember when he first joined, he used a bunch of sockness accounts to defend his honor; that was pretty funny. But yeah, the last time he was funny was when he was planning to visit Chris and marry him.

 

[Cabelaz]

lurking has gotten boring and sad

 

[Deadpool]

I mean... I dont even... why would anyone be called "CABLE", lol.

Because they're a comic book character.

 

[srrody]

He should have stopped at that video he did filming around Charlottesville as a stand-in for CWCVille to Sonic Adventure music. He looked somewhat normal without that stupid fucking play-doh thing round his neck and at the end IIRC he says he’d been working full-time, caring for his parents and it was all an elaborate troll, or words to that effect.

Could have gone down in internet history for all the right reasons instead of how it all turned out...

 

[Bassomatic]

This is at that point as a long time Christorian that just shows shit we said 10 years ago or more, he'd find any escape to hide what he can still semi grasp is coming.

It's just sad. What's most ironic, Chris could cover bills etc get an apt etc if just did sonichu etc. He's still his own worst enemy but now he's gotta like reach out to reaffirm.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

And he's reaching out to bogus psychics and bronies who don't want to know him.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Yeah, once his dear old Mudder is gone he will be the ultimate mark/chump.

I still think the grifting old trout might outlive her tarded "daughter"

 

[KillDaHo]

He should have stopped at that video he did filming around Charlottesville as a stand-in for CWCVille to Sonic Adventure music. He looked somewhat normal without that stupid fucking play-doh thing round his neck and at the end IIRC he says he’d been working full-time, caring for his parents and it was all an elaborate troll, or words to that effect.

Could have gone down in internet history for all the right reasons instead of how it all turned out...

B-but... Those damn dirty trolls were gonna make him lose his precious tugboat!

It's all we3ns, troons, and highschoolers. the comments are constantly talking about "future epic troll plans" that are so lame and nonsensical they almost sound like Junior Jenkins.

What are you talking about? They have the BEST, most relevant memes!

 

[Jack Awful]

He should have stopped at that video he did filming around Charlottesville as a stand-in for CWCVille to Sonic Adventure music. He looked somewhat normal without that stupid fucking play-doh thing round his neck and at the end IIRC he says he’d been working full-time, caring for his parents and it was all an elaborate troll, or words to that effect.

Could have gone down in internet history for all the right reasons instead of how it all turned out...

Chris should have stopped at any point within the first few years of trolling, but he didn't. That's why he's a lolcow.

 

[serious n00b]

It's depressing and unfunny at this point

No it's not.

 

[Fausto]

Video 2 summary again apologize if I get something wrong:

Guy is impatient because Chris takes too long to answer the call.
They start another lar- meditation session.
Chris says that he can feel things when he touches something with his hands. Amazing.
Sonichu is still in his body and he is with Rosechu but Chris fucked off to bone Magi-chan and Mewtwo on Valentines day.
Bla-bla-bla merge bla-bla-bla dimensions I kinda zoned out a bit around here.
Chris wants to conjure an apple into this dimension from the OC dimension but obviously it doesnt work.
This whole things smells of desperation, its almost sad. By the way why is Sonichu interested in this magic mambo-jambo?
Guy says that he wants to invite his larp buddy to the next session.
Guy brings up Bob and that he can feel his presence in the house but Chris says Bob isnt there.
Actually Merlin the magician is there for some reason even though he is the one to blame for the dimensions separating, also a million souls live on in Chris's body.
Fuckin cat tramples on top of Chris's Ipad and makes a horrible noise.
Chris is always in a meditative state (shitting himself and doing nothing) but sometimes he is in a deep meditation (sleeping).
They talk about Geno's documentary and about trolls. Chris of course watched all of his videos.
Some more bullshit and thats it.

I wont bother listening to the other ones, its desperate and not that funny to be honest.

 

[Gone Ham]

No it's not.

Ok ween, please tell me why it’s hilarious then.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

A CWCki editor interviewed KwaiiSandbag, who also provided his DMs with Chris.

Much of the DMs consist of Sandbag and Chris trying to schedule the calls, with Sandbag getting annoyed at times.

He first got Chris's attention by spinning a tale about how he got psychic powers and Chris fell for it. And when he decided to cut contact over his feelings of guilt, he explained he didn't actually have psychic powers and Chris tried to play it like he knew the whole time.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

A CWCki editor interviewed KwaiiSandbag, who also provided his DMs with Chris.

Much of the DMs consist of Sandbag and Chris trying to schedule the calls, with Sandbag getting annoyed at times.

He first got Chris's attention by spinning a tale about how he got psychic powers and Chris fell for it. And when he decided to cut contact over his feelings of guilt, he explained he didn't actually have psychic powers and Chris tried to play it like he knew the whole time.

Who is he trying to fool? The drooling moron fell hook, line and sinker like he always does.

God, what a petulant manbaby.