Chris's chats with a psychic -

[Glassshardballpit]

It was mildly amusing until they started trying to get Chris to imagine his dead father in the room.

Then I just felt like crying because it was so pathetic.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Nobody here is going to bother listening to that horseshit, but the CWCki article has an "interview" with that guy and there is this interesting bit:

Did Chris share any interesting information with you that was new, or previously unknown to the public? Regarding her life, or merge lore, etc?

She confirmed that she drinks heavily sometimes and has smoked weed before idk if that was confirmed but i asked a question about psychedelics and she said "like weed"

Drinks heavily, huh? Did she specify what kind of drinks? And how often?

like a lot of beers and she said like once every few weeks but like for someone who denounced alcohol in the past that seems like often

For sure

Don't suppose Chris specified the brand?

no she just claimed to have a very high alcohol tolerance and that was that no branding unfortunately

It's well known he used to smoke with the Teen Troon Squad* but he apparently gets shitfaced alone in his room sometimes, which is quite fucking sad.

Although if I were Chris I'd probably resort to alcoholism too.

* 99% he doesn't smoke anymore. With the TTS out of the picture, there is no way a clueless autistic shut-in like Chris knows where to buy weed. Also, flippers-for-hands probably doesn't have the minimal dexterity to manage rolling a joint or the patience to learn, TTS probably took care of that too.

 

[Betsy Balcombe]

It was mildly amusing until they started trying to get Chris to imagine his dead father in the room.

Then I just felt like crying because it was so pathetic.

I agree, it took me out of it as well. It's also sad to see how easy it is to talk to Chris but that no one really does it anymore because it's so boring. He keeps muttering the same thing over and over. Even his tone while answering makes it sound like he bores himself.

I'd like to see him explain why a Goddess than can foresee everything would ask questions to a medium tho. Not that the contradiction could occur to him.

 

[Broseph]

Eerily, these current day "trolls" are just as detached from reality as Chris.

Everyone on that sub spergs out when you argue what Chris's gender is.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris claims to have this amazing background story, and yet he's born as a male in some redneck town, destined to be an autistic fat lolcow. Reminds me of "otherkin" who live boring mentally ill lives, yet claim to be gods or dragons.

And we-ns need to stop trying to be "the next Clyde Cash". Those days are gone.

 

[Rupin]

Chris claims to have this amazing background story, and yet he's born as a male in some redneck town, destined to be an autistic fat lolcow. Reminds me of "otherkin" who live boring mentally ill lives, yet claim to be gods or dragons.

And we-ns need to stop trying to be "the next Clyde Cash". Those days are gone.

i mean if you are going to talk to him and post it online at least make an attempt to make it funny. This shit is just boring and sad.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris claims to have this amazing background story, and yet he's born as a male in some redneck town, destined to be an autistic fat lolcow. Reminds me of "otherkin" who live boring mentally ill lives, yet claim to be gods or dragons.

And we-ns need to stop trying to be "the next Clyde Cash". Those days are gone.

Makes sense though, if being whatever gender you want to identify as is socially accepted why not ‘I identify as being an electric hedgehog pink pony goddess’ too? Feelings trump biological fact after all.

Also I blame the Geno documentaries for the new batch of weens, many don’t seem to realise Chris is long past the “My name is not Ian Brandon something!” days.

 

[Uncle Meat]

shitting on a loser for yucks.... congratulations.

 

[Fritos]

Chris having a subreddit and that stupid documentary are proof ween numbers have increased
These people are grasping at trying to relive the magic of the older days they saw threw the documentary. That type of internet isn't even around any more, much less that Chris. These autists really think anyone wants to listen to 2 hours worth of almost making the guy cry by imagining Bob in the room, its pathetic. I probably sound MATI but redditor weens really need to fuck off for good

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

The subreddit is nothing but weens. I saw one dude saying he was gonna "Copyright love quest" to piss off Chris. If anyone wants to drown in autism, it's r/ChrisChanSonichu.

That subreddit is fucking full on cancerous faggotry now. They'll ban you if you don't play along with Chris' delusions about being a woman, since all troons are valid even if they take a knife to their taint.

 

[Pixy]

* 99% he doesn't smoke anymore. With the TTS out of the picture, there is no way a clueless autistic shut-in like Chris knows where to buy weed. Also, flippers-for-hands probably doesn't have the minimal dexterity to manage rolling a joint or the patience to learn, TTS probably took care of that too.

The closest thing to it is that he's buying tea with cannibinoids in it, now.

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[General Tug Boat]

What the fuck does anyone get out of trolling Chris at this stage in the game anyways? Like all of the fun content was before he ended up trooning out. After that it has been a slow gradual drift into the rocky horror picture escque version of Chris that we have now. There is no fucking way I'm sitting through 2 hours of Chris babbling about his incoherent Goddess larping. Chris is going to end up being institutionalized with in the next couple of years.

The weens playing into his diluted fantasies isn't funny, it's fucking dimented. Alec was the last one to be able to pull off a good troll. It was because he kept it simple, stick to Sonichu, and try to get on his level to motivate him to stop being a dweeb. Chris never took any of the advice and now he still is doing the same thing he was doing at 25.

The weens that pull this shit on Chris deserve their own ridicule. Especially when their ploy is to grift off of this psychic nonsense. What a shock, Chris fell for it again! The weens are bigger lolcows because they lack self awareness. Nobody in their right mind thinks it's clever or funny to fuck with Chris. We are all waiting for the inevitable stage of Barb passing away on him. Which in that event he is already way too far gone to be apart of normal society.

The story of Chris in summation is a sad state of affairs. What happens when you have improper education when raising a child with a learning disability. Bob and Barb where too fucking old to have kids when Chris was born anyways and explains his developmental issues. Along side with allowing people with learning disabilities to be unsupervised on the internet.

I don't understand how anyone thinks they are going to get new material beyond the broken shell of a man we have today. Chris's milk spoiled many moons ago.

 

[Zebedee]

No it's not.

Ok ween, please tell me why it’s hilarious then.

@serious n00b

Don’t know about @Gone Ham , but I’m still waiting on that answer.

 

[Gone Ham]

@serious n00b

Don’t know about @Gone Ham , but I’m still waiting on that answer.

Yeah, I still am waiting @serious n00b

 

[Pickle Inspector]

What the fuck does anyone get out of trolling Chris at this stage in the game anyways? Like all of the fun content was before he ended up trooning out. After that it has been a slow gradual drift into the rocky horror picture escque version of Chris that we have now. There is no fucking way I'm sitting through 2 hours of Chris babbling about his incoherent Goddess larping. Chris is going to end up being institutionalized with in the next couple of years.

The weens playing into his diluted fantasies isn't funny, it's fucking dimented. Alec was the last one to be able to pull off a good troll. It was because he kept it simple, stick to Sonichu, and try to get on his level to motivate him to stop being a dweeb. Chris never took any of the advice and now he still is doing the same thing he was doing at 25.

The weens that pull this shit on Chris deserve their own ridicule. Especially when their ploy is to grift off of this psychic nonsense. What a shock, Chris fell for it again! The weens are bigger lolcows because they lack self awareness. Nobody in their right mind thinks it's clever or funny to fuck with Chris. We are all waiting for the inevitable stage of Barb passing away on him. Which in that event he is already way too far gone to be apart of normal society.

The story of Chris in summation is a sad state of affairs. What happens when you have improper education when raising a child with a learning disability. Bob and Barb where too fucking old to have kids when Chris was born anyways and explains his developmental issues. Along side with allowing people with learning disabilities to be unsupervised on the internet.

I don't understand how anyone thinks they are going to get new material beyond the broken shell of a man we have today. Chris's milk spoiled many moons ago.

I think some of it has to do with zoomers finding out about Chris via the Geno documentary series and not really understanding how far Chris has gone and that at this stage nobody is going become ‘The next Clyde Cash’ mostly because a big part of what people enjoy about old Chris was his over the top YouTube videos which he no longer does and the best they’re going to get is a Twitter rant from him.

 

[Faun's Horns]

What the fuck does anyone get out of trolling Chris at this stage in the game anyways?

Attention. Chances are they probably just want their own cwcki page and to be featured in the documentary like all those other epic trolls.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

The weens are bigger lolcows because they lack self awareness. Nobody in their right mind thinks it's clever or funny to fuck with Chris.

The biggest lack of self-awareness comes from the superautists who get to the point of openly fucking with Chris while gladly showing their stupid mugs on pictures or videos with him, while don't even caring when they get doxxed.

Imagine ten years from now, some of this morons manage to get their shit together and try to apply to some serious job with some degree of background check and then their first Google result is a CWCki entry when they are openly mocking (if not even scamming) a certified retard.

 

[Broseph]

The closest thing to it is that he's buying tea with cannibinoids in it, now.

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I know I sound MATI but why does Chris always have a ton of faggots always liking every stupid post he makes? Are they his enablers or his w33n orbiters?

 

[EggNazi]

Trolling Chris stopped being cool when he evolved from looney tunes character, to ben franklin cutting open his own taint and cumming to it.

 

[TheRetardKing]

And that phychic was Magi-Chan.