Chris's chats with a psychic -

horrorfan89

Master of SCARE-imonies!
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So apparently Chris believes he was an immortal space princess in past life and came to earth before king Arthur split the dimensions apart and he was reborn as the loser he is today in modern day 1982.....uk it is very sad when his belief that he was a lesbian attendee at Woodstock going down on full 60s/70s bush in the grass while Jimmy Hendrix played the national anthem on stage. Is a more believable backstory/pastlife. At least there's a slim chance that could have happened in reality.... Though I doubt it a past life version of Chris.
 

ninjaloot

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He's obviously trying to troll the trolls and haters by pretending to believe crazy bullshit with literally 0 evidence for it, baiting people into talking about it and so making him more relevant. He's an autistic retard who can't do anything interesting sure, but isn't crazy enough to believe things are true basically just because he imagined it - he's manipulating you and having a good laugh while doing so.
 

Ophelia

Oh deer
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He's obviously trying to troll the trolls and haters by pretending to believe crazy bullshit with literally 0 evidence for it, baiting people into talking about it and so making him more relevant. He's an autistic retard who can't do anything interesting sure, but isn't crazy enough to believe things are true basically just because he imagined it - he's manipulating you and having a good laugh while doing so.
Chris is very very stupid. Combine that with an intense desire to be without responsibilities and there’s no reason to doubt that he truly believes his daydreaming is astral projection or whatever. People less clinically dumb than he is believe this kind of woo woo.
 

ninjaloot

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He slashed his taint open because he imagined there was a vagina magically growing in it.

Ofc, also to troll the trolls and make it more believable. The chance he believes what he imagined equals reality is... 0%. If he believed woo woo then yeah but he doesn't, he claims to think something utterly imagined is somehow reality.
 

Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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He slashed his taint open because he imagined there was a vagina magically growing in it.
His "inner china" could've been more possible with thing called sex change operation, with actual doctors doing the job.
I know that operation won't give the person the ability to make children. And even if it does, other than Sockness, who's willing to be the father?
 

Antarctic Hellbeast

"Roaming the ice fields of Antarctica"
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>discord
>Autistically expects any semblance of professionalism
>expecting anything but Troons grooming people and earrape spam of some kind over VC
>Ban happy hammer sprees happening at least once in the background for "muh reeesuns"
about it and so making him more relevant. He's an autistic retard who can't do anything interesting sure,
He slashed his taint open because he imagined there was a vagina magically growing in it.


Definitely explains everything.
 

Flavius Anthemius

Praetorian prefect of the East
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He actually slashed his taint open because a couple of true and honest women taunted him saying he can't be a woman if he doesn't have a vagina. I'm not sure which story is worse.
Well it seemed for a very long time that he always thought that he had a kind and generous soul just like a women, so he couldn't possibly be a man, he just wanted to let his true self be free.
 
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