Falcon Lord
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When Chris dies, what would you choose as a suitable epitaph to place on his gravestone?
Chris's epitaph -
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The way things are going now, he won't get one. A pauper's grave only accounts for a name, date of birth and date of death.
"MY LOVE QUEST IS FINALLY OVER!"
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Thou lumbering boob what drank his spyrm
Thou lumbering boob what drank his spyrm
JULAY
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Victor Hatherley said:
In his last days, years after Barb has departed this Earth, Christian Weston Chandler will be surrounded by people who care for him, but don't care about him.
And then, with a final fleeting thought of Sonichu, his magnum opus, he will die.
And his gravestone, which will go untended, will just say:
FAG
Go with Godbear, child
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it depends on if he dies before Barb. If he died after Barb died, then yeah, a pauper's grave for him
If Barb dies first, she's going to have all her slaves buried alive with her to serve her in the afterlife.CalmMyTits said:
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his shittied pants were on this soil rip in piece hero
Satoru182
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A doughty gentleman lies here;
A stranger all his life to fear;
Nor in his death could Death prevail,
In that last hour, to make him quail.
He for the world but little cared;
And at his feats the world was scared;
A crazy man his life he passed,
But in his senses died at last.
A stranger all his life to fear;
Nor in his death could Death prevail,
In that last hour, to make him quail.
He for the world but little cared;
And at his feats the world was scared;
A crazy man his life he passed,
But in his senses died at last.
michael_vizduznier
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I've been meaning to make a post for ages about how Chris's life parallels Don Quixote. Because it does.Satoru182 said:
Whatever it is, we won't be able to read it, because it'll be hidden under a blue bath towel.
Y'know. As a disguise.
Y'know. As a disguise.
Christian Weston Chandler
Born 24 February 1982
Died ___ 20xx
Born 24 February 1982
Died ___ 20xx
Here lies the high-functioning autistic person who was heavily emotionally damaged, artistic inspiration lost with paranoia, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from those bottom-feeding Trolls. He was the hand-drawing original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, USA.
"I have learned nothing!"
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