Stick to it.Must be nice !
@Subconscious Offense got it, I think. I don't think he's lying, so much as he's being dumb and thinks he tore a ligament when he probably just pulled a muscle or some shit.Wait, Chris tore a knee ligament? How long do those take to heal? What activity was he doing that could have caused that?
Also toothpicks are not meant to bear a load like butterball here. He probably got his knee at a weird angle and his bulk did the rest. Something like that anyway.
Probably an unjustified assumption. It's a mistake to assume Chris engages in actual sexual activity very often. Chris fetishizes sex, but ironically has a pretty weak sex drive.Why do I instantly assume it was something sexual.
I think it's "true". Chris is a giant whiner about things he really thinks are true.