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Damn Chris, never realized that zoning out and doing nothing is hard work.
The only thing overworked about CWC is the various issues inside that thing that is called his brain.
It’s clear that y’all just don’t know how overbearing and hard it is to be a literal goddess
Smh maybe if you took time out of your gross nine to five jobs to spend a day in his shoes you’d understand
And his pancreas from trying to mitigate so many carbohydrates. He's probably pissed because people aren't falling all over themselves to send in gifts of gold and myrth
Call it a logging all you want but I'd give anything just to say to him in person "planet Earth is a lonely island in an vast empty sea, it goes for eternity and we mere humans may never know what if anything lies beyond a couple million parsecs of eternity. And that body of yours is nothing but 200+ pounds of carbon, carbs, salts, water sugars and fat that is slowly rotting away from the inside out until it can't support itself and shuts down. What becomes of your thoughts after that is a question that some say is better left unanswered"
And I bet he'll still call me a hater and say I Just don't understand him.
So Chris "gave" this "cosmickeyframe" a crystal? Who is this then?
Basically Chris's solution to migraines is to have super powers and do a grand number of meditations.
It's not like these "artists" have real jobs they need to go to.
Just take LSD like a normal person lol. Would probably help with his "creative endeavors" as well.
"You Haters will finally stop hating soon"
I can picture him shaking his fist now.
I can picture him shaking his fist now.
It's not worth getting worked up over. Yes, Chris can be infuriating at times, and his fucktard ass-patters even more so. But just remember that reality is going to come crashing down on Chris soon enough, and the tards that treat Chris like some tragic hero are likely living lives equally as pathetic as Chris' life. Just sit back and enjoy the show.
They probably can't afford the pilgrimage to Tard Mecca. Gotta save up the allowance their mommies and daddies give them to go to conventions and buy kiddie toys.
You know when Chris typed that he immediately said aloud something like "So there! Humph!" and blew a raspberry. Because Chris is a 260lb, 38 year old toddler.
I meditated soo much, I mediate involuntary nearly 24/7
Laziness on the next level.
When you rely on rocks to get better, it means so many things like the lack of access in healthcare or went into new-age bullshit that healthcare is poison
He’s regressing harder than an toddler tho.
Can you imagine Chris trying to talk the dealer into giving him acid for free to accelerate the merge?
Give Chris an LSD and I guarantee he'll get a job on cartoon network
Give Chris an LSD and he'll spend even more time faffing about looking for things to waste his time on to satisfy his carnal urges rather than get his life together.
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"I'm overworked."
Let's look at his responsibilities
Full time employment
Part time employment
Care giver
Home care
Lawn care
Pet care
Doodling
Playing video games
Watching cartoons
Playing pretend
Collecting welfare checks
E-begging
Doing nothing
Justifying doing nothing
Ignoring people who tell him to get a job
Attention whoring
Blowing raspberries
Avoiding any and all responsibilities
I'm curious, if/when Chris is forced to look for employment how low will he go to get his lazy ass out of it, "I can't get a job! Sonichu needs my help to protect this deminsion! Lives are on the line, I'm simply to important to get a joooouu-beh! So donate to me or risk your safety. Think about it."
Let's look at his responsibilities
Part time employment
Care giver
Home care
Lawn care
Pet care
Doodling
Playing video games
Watching cartoons
Playing pretend
Collecting welfare checks
E-begging
Doing nothing
Justifying doing nothing
Ignoring people who tell him to get a job
Attention whoring
Blowing raspberries
Avoiding any and all responsibilities
I'm curious, if/when Chris is forced to look for employment how low will he go to get his lazy ass out of it, "I can't get a job! Sonichu needs my help to protect this deminsion! Lives are on the line, I'm simply to important to get a joooouu-beh! So donate to me or risk your safety. Think about it."
Pretty much, this is the bullshit he's said so far about it:
"I am unable to get a job, Period. I am unhirable, thanks to the online Haters. Besides, I am already constantly employed as a Goddess; my mind and body are fully employed already. Therefore, you can stop telling me to “Get A Job”, because I already have one."
"Therefore, for all of you Haterade-Chugging “GET A JOB!” spouters out there, I suggest you Shut Up and enjoy your ability to settle in a cozy Office or wherever. For the rest of us, the worlds and the dimensions are our Offices, and we are doing our best, so we can reach our respective Fated Destined Promotions."
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