Orbiter Chris's Last Will and Testament -

[bisterjeans]

On the 7th of August a new account registered on the CWCki, this account named "Ihasnoname" after updating their userpage to
"CwC remains interested in the wallflower who cwc messaged. No reply..

CwC hints at a last will and testament after reminiscing about gal pals."

The edit summary for the page was "06/08/20 Chris is hung up on the wallflower; reached out no reply. In the cwc contemplates making a last will and testament."

He then made a page titled - "Last will and testament? CwC as Sonichu leaves a message to Kai/Kevin Fairchild due to a 'premonition'"

The content of the page was -
"August 6th 2020 cwcs new best irl and d&d friend has cwc isolated in a discord server. Luckily one of cwcs close friend's got me in the server out of genuine concern (thanks) which after watching this video you too may feel a similar unease. Caution: Intense & sad.https://drive.google.com/file/d/185tEr63kYq_oa64y8ojQF-jZ4o-5nNeY/view?usp=drivesdk

Link to the server with Kai & cwc. https://discord.gg/WvAQErG

For the record the power's to be were warned about Kai/Kevin Fairchild; To be fair fact is on paper cwc is legally an adult. Regardless Kai has already taken money from cwc for 'groceries' and 'raid shadow legends' purchases. Kai/Kevin has gotten cwc into Egyptian Myths Kai even claims he's married to the goddess Isis to name one. link title Source <img src="content://com.samsung.android.memo/file/d7faf221-a884-d146-0000-0173c768367d" orientation="0" altText="Screenshot_20200806-185241_Messages.jpg.png" width="608" /> Ongoing.."

The link to the google drive contained a previously unseen video by Chris (attached) announcing all his possessions will be handed over to Megan K Ringo (MKRNightVee) and Kevin Fairchild in the case that he dissappears or anything happens to him.

The Discord server invite took me into a discord server with some people and Chris in. There wasn't a lot of conversation but Chris did speak there. (screenshots attached). There was also a link to a Google Hangouts group where Chris was again present (screenshots attached).
All times are in UTC+5:30
The names redacted are mods from the CWCki discord who joined later.

Spoiler

 

[Randy Lahey]

What will happen when Chris commits sudoku?

 

[Daisymae]

All I want is his panties to huff while I jerk off.

 

[AnAccount]

tbh how come it seems like Chris is constantly doing tard shit and no ones around to record it anymore.

 

[cumrobbery]

Chrischan will

 

[Daisymae]

tbh how come it seems like Chris is constantly doing tard shit and no ones around to record it anymore.

Because he is boring and sad? Anyone involved with chris followership at this point has to be literally disabled and broke-brain at this point. These people have literally weaved their entire lives around chris, remaining in constant contact with him 24 hours a day. its sick and disgusting. I don't even feel shame for them, its just pathetic.

 

[Ningen]

What will happen when Chris commits sudoku?

The dimensional merge will be completed.

 

[Spiteful Crow]

'raid shadow legends'

Son of a bitch! There is no hiding from this shit!

 

[Ningen]

Son of a bitch! There is no hiding from this shit!

What the fuck do you expect? CWC perfectly represents the demographic that plays that freemium time sink.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Who cares. After he dies, we'll give him a haircut and chop off his moobs. Quit trying to save another dodo from extinction.

 

[{o}P II]

Chris’s murder conspiracy for Hoard when?

 

[Uncle Meat]

Chris writing a will is like a person taking out insurance on a car they don't own.

 

[troon patrol]

OK, which one of you faggots gave Chris meth? I get the feeling Chris is about to drink battery acid to see if can become Chris Chan Sonichu IRL.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

This makes me feel bad for Chris. I mean yeah, she's made some mistakes in her life but I can respect the fact that she's trying to be his true and honest self.

She knows that Barb is dying just like Bob did and she's not sure how to process it. She literally can't imagine a world without Barbara just like she couldn't imagine a world without Bob. He knows the clock is ticking but accepting reality is too hard, so he rejects it. His mother has given him nothing, instead she's leached off his father's social security. She owns nothing and he will inherit nothing. Her home belongs to the bank and once his mother dies she'll be left with nothing. 14 Branchland Court belongs to the government, not Chris. When Barb dies Chris will be on the streets, and he won't survive outside of a group home setting.

Some might think this is perfectly justified and they may be right, but some might think he's a developmentally disabled adult who deserves better than what his guardians provided him. Both might have some truth to them.

 

[{o}P II]

This makes me feel bad for Chris. I mean yeah, she's made some mistakes in her life but I can respect the fact that she's trying to be his true and honest self.

She knows that Barb is dying just like Bob did and she's not sure how to process it. She literally can't imagine a world without Barbara just like she couldn't imagine a world without Bob. He knows the clock is ticking but accepting reality is too hard, so he rejects it. His mother has given him nothing, instead she's leached off his father's social security. She owns nothing and he will inherit nothing. Her home belongs to the bank and once his mother dies she'll be left with nothing. 14 Branch land ct belongs to the government, not Chris. When Barb dies Chris will be on the streets, and he won't survive outside of a group home setting.

Some might think this is perfectly justified and they may be right, but some might think he's a developmentally disabled adult who deserves better than what his guardians provided him. Both might have some truth to them.

Is this a copypasta?

 

[Tikbalang]

It's funny that Sockness doesn't get any

 

[Ningen]

Is this a copypasta?

It should be.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

"BARBARA! Let him move in!"

 

[Fapcop]

How can Sonichu make a will in Chris’s name? Is Chris aware of this?




Sounds like he’s planning to kill off the ol’ man, possibly in cahoots with this MKR woman.


Hey, that actually sounds like a really good Sonichu story for once!

"BARBARA! Let him move in!"

Can you imagine the will reading and poor local magistrate who has to sort this out?

 

[Tikbalang]

"BARBARA! Let him move in!"

Spoiler: After that

He's not going to. I think MKR will claim his hoard.