Chris's Lifestyle -

[cwcvillemayoress]

I reread Chris's obsession with Axe body spray and I've come to this conclusion that Chris might have anosmia which is the inability to smell one self.

There is also the fact that if he doesn't bathe regularly and stew in his own filth and odors it can get into the skin and make it a permanent smell that can only be removed by surgery or a really good scrub down. The way Chris is living his life is very dangerous to his health and can't be prevented unless he gets off his ass and start to man up.

Health wise he's probably shortened his life more with the way he's living.

I'm tempted to send him a care package full of health tips, large bottles of body wash none of that Axe shit though and a book of acceptable haircuts for a person of his age, weight, facial structure, and lifestyle.

In short Chris has become a health hazard to those around him that I wouldn't be surprised if some day soon he might cross the wrong person or manager and the health department or Adult Social Services might pay him a visit.

What's so appealing about sitting around eating, sleeping, playing vidya all day, and spooning with a geriatric mother?

 

[The Dude]

Chris has no life and has no style.

 

[Watcher]

The guy's just lazy.

He's not a particularly notable instance of a chronically lazy person who doesn't shower and instead just uses body spray to masque their odor. He is just the most famous.

He also knows cheeseburgers are bad for his health but he'd rather you take his PS Triple away than ban him from every Mcdonalds within a 20 mile radius of his house

 

[Pikimon]

The gay lifestyle?

 

[Zim]

Save your my friend. He likes Axe so much because it's proven to attract da ladies because the commercials say so. Even though Axe is the most expensive shampoo/bodywash at Walmart he'll never use anything else because women don't like other shampoo as much as Axe.

Chris isn't interested in anyone's opinion of hygene. In fact, if you ever find you're trying to get Chris to do reasonable or normal things most well adjusted adults his age would do, just stop. Instead save your money and get yourself some good beer (or your drink of choice) to enjoy while reading the forums. It will help him just as much as you sending something would.

 

[cypocraphy]

Does pathetic, hobo lesbian Chris even believe in the powers of Axe anymore like his younger self did?

 

[milkshark]

Yeah, Chris smells bad. This is good, it warns people that he's horrible when he's out in public. This is why Anna and Waterhead still like him, they cannot smell him over the internet.

 

[Marvin]

The smell of the dogs' shit and piss can't be too great either.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Does pathetic, hobo lesbian Chris even believe in the powers of Axe anymore like his younger self did?

My instict says "male bodywash; NO!", but I don't think there's a ton of hygeinic products aimed specifically at desperate lesbians, so it might be a toss-up.

 

[MrTroll]

Chris isn't interested in anyone's opinion of hygene. In fact, if you ever find you're trying to get Chris to do reasonable or normal things most potty-trained children who have been introduced to the concept of soap would do, just stop. Instead save your money and get yourself some good beer (or your drink of choice) to enjoy while reading the forums. It will help him just as much as you sending something would.

 

[Dormiebasne]

It's my understanding that anosmia is just a general term for lacking any sense of smell at all, much as people who are deaf, in the strictest sense of the term, are not able to hear. I do know that you can become accustomed to certain smells (especially your own) to such an extent that you don't even perceive them. This is what I've always assumed has taken place with Chris (and possibly his parents). His interactions with people outside of his household are so limited in scope and rare that those who have his noxious fumes inflicted upon them simply say nothing about it out of politeness. Hell, even if his smell is bad enough to occasion physical responses from those around him, he would probably fail to understand these cues.

As far as why he lives the way he does in the general sense, Chris is simply a slothful creature of habit who will never make positive changes from which he cannot reap immediate, tangible benefits (i.e. "china"). Though he utterly resents how his life has turned out, he's completely dependent on the lifestyle that has brought him to this point

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Smelly people tend not to know they smell because they're used to it, and there's the fact that he stews all day in a house that probably smells even worse.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Chris ain't got no onomonopia or whatever the fuck that was. He's just a smelly asshole whos been a smelly asshole so long he can't smell himself anymore Your olfactory glands get tired after a while and if you keep getting the same smell over and over again it just stops reporting that smell to your brain anymore. Thats why everyone's house has a distinct smell to you that they no longer notice. Thats also why, if you've ever gone perfume or cologne shopping, you need to smell some coffee beans to be able to tell the difference between smells anymore. If you lived in side of a garbage can you'd stop noticing the smell after a while. You'd smell terrible and everyone would avoid you but you wouldn't be able to notice it anymore. Kinda like how many smokers notice after they quit that their entire wardrobe reaks of cigarettes.

Not only has Chris gone so long without regular hygiene that he no longer notices his stench but he lives in filth. Hes doubly screwed. The only way he could start to smell himself again is if him or someone else gave his entire house and himself a huge scrubdown.

 

[Bridechu]

Chris probably showered more regularly when the shower worked, but I'm guessing it doesn't now, and even if it did it's probably full of black mold. You know when you get sprayed by a skunk, after a while you don't smell it? It's similar with BO. Chris just lives in filth and it's way easier to spray Axe than it is to spray down the shower with Scrubbing Bubbles.

 

[Marvin]

Chris ain't got no onomonopia or whatever the fuck that was. He's just a smelly asshole whos been a smelly asshole so long he can't smell himself anymore Your olfactory glands get tired after a while and if you keep getting the same smell over and over again it just stops reporting that smell to your brain anymore. Thats why everyone's house has a distinct smell to you that they no longer notice. Thats also why, if you've ever gone perfume or cologne shopping, you need to smell some coffee beans to be able to tell the difference between smells anymore. If you lived in side of a garbage can you'd stop noticing the smell after a while. You'd smell terrible and everyone would avoid you but you wouldn't be able to notice it anymore. Kinda like how many smokers notice after they quit that their entire wardrobe reaks of cigarettes.

Not only has Chris gone so long without regular hygiene that he no longer notices his stench but he lives in filth. Hes doubly screwed. The only way he could start to smell himself again is if him or someone else gave his entire house and himself a huge scrubdown.

Yeah, this. Like, my sister surprised the shit out of me when she told me that me and my apartment had a distinct smell that I couldn't notice, probably due to my cat. Chris definitely can't smell his own smell, because I know some people who have personally talked to Chris IRL. And he's got an extremely strong smell IRL. Essentially, he smells like ass. And he can't seem to smell his own godawful smell.

 

[Pikonic]

I find this odd (I'm not disagreeing, OP is probably right)
Aren't autistics supposed to be hypersensitive? Wouldn't that cover smells too?

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

I find this odd (I'm not disagreeing, OP is probably right)
Aren't autistics supposed to be hypersensitive? Wouldn't that cover smells too?

Chris' stench may be the only thing stronger than his autism...

 

[Lady Houligan]

I find this odd (I'm not disagreeing, OP is probably right)
Aren't autistics supposed to be hypersensitive? Wouldn't that cover smells too?

If I remember correctly, the hypersensitivity can vary from person to person. Where one person (such as it's been documented before with Chris) will have physical hypersensitivity and cannot deal with certain objects/textures touching their skin, another will react strongly to textures of foods, or to smells: I had a student I worked with during student teaching who was autistic and HATED the feeling of crystallized salt or sugar on their food, like the kind you'll find on top of muffins or on Sour Patch Kids. So Chris may only be especially sensitive to things touching him, but not to other senses... but then again, maybe he is, but we'll never know.

 

[drmccoy]

Chris will never change. He smells terrible, probably can't shower anymore. Like Marv said, that house is probably awash with animal feces and urine as well. Cat piss is so fucking strong. When my stupid fucking cat pisses on my couch or something I scrub like hell and I can still smell it. I've bought expensive products and go ape trying to get that out of my furniture. I absolutely despise the smell of cat pee, so I work like hell to get it out. We all know Chris doesn't. It's like pulling weeds, really difficult work. So he lives in a sea of animal filth which certainly contributes to his stench.

Axe only lasts a short time as well. I shower everyday and would probably shower twice a day if I could without feeling guilty over water consumption or clothing usage. Going even one day without a shower makes me feel so gross. It's hard to comprehend that Chris probably doesn't bath for days, perhaps weeks, on end.

 

[Sakamoto]

At least when Chris was in full tomgirl mode he made some attempt at hygiene so he could be a pretty girl, but he soon found out that women actually have to work to keep up their appearance and that's just too much trouble for him.

It all boils down to the fact that he is lazy. He was raised by Barb, who is also lazy, he gets a which pays him for doing nothing, and although he may not admit it to himself yet, deep down he knows he'll never find a sweetheart so there is no point in trying. Playing with Legos is probably the most intense physical activity he engages in anymore. Even drawing his greatest creation, Sonichu, is too much work these days.

Most homeless people are cleaner, healthier and live more productive lives.