Kiwi Farms

Chris asked one of the Watchmen to release a bunch of his Merge ramblings from the past few months. Someone posted it to the CWCki. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/The_Journey_to_the_Merge

Chris keeps trying various magical methods to activate the Merge: meditation, frequencies, magic stones, etc. This in particular is one of the goofiest. He describes how he tries to activate it with a ritual that involves singing and dancing in his room to a Sonic the Hedgehog game song.