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Tubular Monkey

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Alec Benson Leary said:
^Yeah, but it's still a fair question to pose, because in his mind he'll live forever.
There needs to be a new ABL call. Tell him it's regarding his requests with the CWCipedia and that the last 3 years were a dream.
 

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Tubular Monkey said:
Alec Benson Leary said:
^Yeah, but it's still a fair question to pose, because in his mind he'll live forever.
There needs to be a new ABL call. Tell him it's regarding his requests with the CWCipedia and that the last 3 years were a dream.
This.
 

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Tubular Monkey said:
Alec Benson Leary said:
^Yeah, but it's still a fair question to pose, because in his mind he'll live forever.
There needs to be a new ABL call. Tell him it's regarding his requests with the CWCipedia and that the last 3 years were a dream.
So.... Inception Chris? That'd be pretty great.
 

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There are two problems with Alec calling Chris again.
1) Alec is more cynical. The first calls you could hear Alec trying to reason with Chris for his benefit. Looking at his posts now, I doubt he'd even bother.
2) Chris has nothing to gain. The first calls was Chris trying to regain control of the CWCipedia. Chris doesn't have that. sonichu.com is dedicated to cataloging his failures. Chris has his hands in no endeavors.

Another call between Alec and Chris would be along the lines of: Alec calls Chris, asks what's up. Chris says nothing, then mopes about how he's alone. Alec suggests he do X, Y, and Z. Chris notes that this has been inputed for later consideration and he appreciates the efforts put forth as such. Call becomes addled with awkward silences until one party hangs up.

Nothing will be gained. Nothing will be learned.
 

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DrChristianTroy said:
Tubular Monkey said:
Alec Benson Leary said:
^Yeah, but it's still a fair question to pose, because in his mind he'll live forever.
There needs to be a new ABL call. Tell him it's regarding his requests with the CWCipedia and that the last 3 years were a dream.
So.... Inception Chris? That'd be pretty great.


 

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Null said:
There are two problems with Alec calling Chris again.
1) Alec is more cynical. The first calls you could hear Alec trying to reason with Chris for his benefit. Looking at his posts now, I doubt he'd even bother.
2) Chris has nothing to gain. The first calls was Chris trying to regain control of the CWCipedia. Chris doesn't have that. sonichu.com is dedicated to cataloging his failures. Chris has his MANOS in no endeavors.

Another call between Alec and Chris would be along the lines of: Alec calls Chris, asks what's up. Chris says nothing, then mopes about how he's alone. Alec suggests he do X, Y, and Z. Chris notes that this has been inputed for later consideration and he appreciates the efforts put forth as such. Call becomes addled with awkward silences until one party hangs up.

Nothing will be gained. Nothing will be learned.
Alec could offer to rewrite Asperchu to confirm with Chris's version. I bet he's still pissed off about it.
 

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Alec Benson Leary said:
I kind of want to ask Chris what he'll do if he hits his 60th birthday and he never got his sweetheart. Just to see the reaction.
I'm not entirely sure Chris would understand that 60 year old men aren't usually able to produce children. But even if he did, you'll recall that Crystal (dubly named from the illustrious metal) was promised to Chris in a dream given unto him by GodJesus Himself. No doubt Chris would argue (given he'd taken his meds and had gotten a decent nights sleep) that GodJesus could miracle a baby no matter how old he was.
 

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Null said:
There are two problems with Alec calling Chris again.
1) Alec is more cynical. The first calls you could hear Alec trying to reason with Chris for his benefit. Looking at his posts now, I doubt he'd even bother.
2) Chris has nothing to gain. The first calls was Chris trying to regain control of the CWCipedia. Chris doesn't have that. sonichu.com is dedicated to cataloging his failures. Chris has his MANOS in no endeavors.

Another call between Alec and Chris would be along the lines of: Alec calls Chris, asks what's up. Chris says nothing, then mopes about how he's alone. Alec suggests he do X, Y, and Z. Chris notes that this has been inputed for later consideration and he appreciates the efforts put forth as such. Call becomes addled with awkward silences until one party hangs up.

Nothing will be gained. Nothing will be learned.
Are you saying that awkward small-talk between Chris and Alec wouldn't be awesome? I'd pay to see that, hell, I'd give my soul for that.
 

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Null said:
Chris has nothing to gain. The first calls was Chris trying to regain control of the CWCipedia. Chris doesn't have that. sonichu.com is dedicated to cataloging his failures. Chris has his MANOS in no endeavors.
Yeah, that's really what will prevent any more calls from me or any other saga. He doesn't want to talk to anyone now unless it's a pretty girl and he's already at least halfway inside her.

Null said:
Another call between Alec and Chris would be along the lines of: Alec calls Chris, asks what's up. Chris says nothing, then mopes about how he's alone. Alec suggests he do X, Y, and Z. Chris notes that this has been inputed for later consideration and he appreciates the efforts put forth as such. Call becomes addled with awkward silences until one party hangs up.
That's, uh... yeah, I don't think I could come up with a more accurate assessment if I tried.

BillRiley said:
I'm not entirely sure Chris would understand that 60 year old men aren't usually able to produce children.
Well, he learned enough during his autism tutorial to curse Bob for siring him at so old an age.

Of course, he'd still have a child at an equally elderly age, risks to the child be damned, because bad behavior is justified if Chris does it.
 
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Saney said:
Are you saying that awkward small-talk between Chris and Alec wouldn't be awesome? I'd pay to see that, hell, I'd give my soul for that.
Better yet, Alec telling Chris that since the time they last spoke, he met his True and Honest Sweetheart who gave the birth to a lovely daughter named Crystal. :biggrin:
 

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pickleniggo said:
Saney said:
Are you saying that awkward small-talk between Chris and Alec wouldn't be awesome? I'd pay to see that, hell, I'd give my soul for that.
Better yet, Alec telling Chris that since the time they last spoke, he met his True and Honest Sweetheart who gave the birth to a lovely daughter named Crystal. :biggrin:

or that chris is tomgirl because he IS crystal
 

Tubular Monkey

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Alec Benson Leary said:
Yeah, that's really what will prevent any more calls from me or any other saga. He doesn't want to talk to anyone now unless it's a pretty girl and he's already at least halfway inside her.
OK, bear with me here. Alexis Benson Leary...
 
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Nah, I wouldn't "play character" again. If I had another conversation with him, I'd just be honest. I'd tell him about how my life isn't perfect and I don't have everything I want, but I still take responsibility and deal with things and am happier for it. Then I'd spend about forty minutes unsuccessfully imploring him to take my life situation and compare it with his own so he could learn something useful to himself, instead of just obviously not listening and saying "good for you" in a snide tone. Then his mother would come interrupt the call, ask me to spell my last name, and tell Chris it was time to cuddle and watch Maury.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
He doesn't want to talk to anyone now unless it's a pretty girl and he's already at least halfway inside her.
Which, considering his anatomy, is twice as far as he can get.
 
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