Chris's next court date, Oct. 15, 2015 -

[whitepaws]

Chris's next court date is now less than a week away. What do you think is going to happen?

 

[asperhes]

Oh good, another one of these threads.

 

[CatParty]

ugh continuance

 

[Hyperion]

Chris will shout "the South shall rise again!" and rush the judge.

 

[SP 199]

@Marvin comes out of retirement

 

[bearycool]

Allah, praise be unto him, will guide Young Chris-chan to glory, and then mace the guy again in court.

 

[DrJoshii]

notto disu shitto agen

 

[HG 400]

Chris will keep getting continuances until we stop bothering to send courtroom reporters, at which point he'll cockslap the judge and commit suicide-by-cop outside and nobody will be there to film it.

 

[CatParty]

i hope chris gets raped by bubba in prison

 

[Mikeula]

Chris starts a gang, pic related.

 

[Golly]

He'll have graduated from Junior Girl Scout to fully fledged Girl Scout and will dress accordingly.

 

[_blank_]

We'll get a local agent to sit in on the trial proceedings, they'll arrive just as Christine is leaving in his car which he parked in the handicapped zone. Photos will be taken, and we'll discuss Christine's awkward fashion sense. Eventually when he have enough of these, we'll stitch them all together in a video with the Night Court theme song in the background, and then remember that Brooklyn Bailiff doesn't post here anymore and feel sad about it. We'll all drive to McDonalds and the Liquor Store and get wasted on shitty McNuggets and Jagerbombs. We'll wake up around noon, pantsless and wearing a strange pair of teal panties, find out the kids from ED stole our plasmascreen (again), and one of the resident loveshys somehow managed to shove his head through the screen door.

Standard court date stuff. Remember to chip in for the Nuggets.

 

[Lipitor]

I want judge and public defender amiibos

 

[BT 075]

We'll get a local agent to sit in on the trial proceedings, they'll arrive just as Christine is leaving in his car which he parked in the handicapped zone. Photos will be taken, and we'll discuss Christine's awkward fashion sense. Eventually when he have enough of these, we'll stitch them all together in a video with the Night COurt theme song in the background, and then remember that Brooklyn Baliff doesn't post here anymore and feel sad about it. We'll all drive to McDonalds and the Liquor Store and get wasted on shitty McNuggets and Jagerbombs. We'll wake up around noon, pantsless and wearing a strange pair of teal panties, find out the kids from ED stole our plasmascreen (again), and one of the resident loveshys somehow managed to shove his head through the screen door.

Standard court date stuff. Remember to chip in for the Nuggets.

You are the Charles Dickens of disco.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

he's going to accuse cumrobbery of being clydecash and will scream about how colebrookdale conspired to make Sonic's arms blue.

 

[HG 400]

I hate Chris I hope he dies in prison.

 

[Hyperion]

remember that Brooklyn Bailiff doesn't post here anymore and feel sad about it

 

[Jack Haywood]

Pfffft. Don't hold your breath, it'll get delayed 'til the next decade for all we know.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

I hope he gets raped by Nick Bate instead because Bubba did nothing wrong.

Nick bate can't rape nobody with that rice crispy dick.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I'm just gonna throw this out there: Don't say you'll go unless you can actually go.