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Chris's next court date, Oct. 15, 2015

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by whitepaws, Oct 9, 2015.

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  1. So, how do we help speed along this process?

    It may just be the angle, but I think Barb is walking with a limp....
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    #521 Hortator, Oct 16, 2015
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  2. NotBates.png
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  3. Chris is getting good at dodging questions or at least not feeding the trolls lol.

    But if you're nervous why are you giving the backrubs lol
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  4. Remember the father call?

    "Why'd you touch my daughter?"

    (Whiny) "I was nervous!"

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  5. "If you are a young gentleman, I recommend buying yourself a My Little Pony figure of your favorite color or whatever. Now, uh, stroking the hair of said pony is very relaxing and therapeutic, and also rubbing it against your cheek."

    Maybe getting feelie with his mother is an autism thing.
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  6. If he'd never learn anything, then it would be pointless to "teach him a lesson."
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  7. [​IMG]
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  8. I read on the cwcki thay she's got colitis and butt parasites too.

    Oh god. :heart-empty:
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  9. My mind was not prepared for this association between Norman Bates, CWC and his mom.
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  10. That tells me he knows his relationship with his mom crosses a line, but he'll never admit it, cuz he's self conscious of it.
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    Lipitor huh?
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  11. Ouch. I think OPL needs some of this....

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    Goddamnit, Bronies! Why! WHYYYY do you keep doing this to Civilization!

    EDIT: Also, remember: OPL is NOT a "Bates".

    He's a "Gein".
    There's a difference.
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    #531 LordCustos3, Oct 16, 2015
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  12. Catherine: I know for a bit she was a little bit concerned because she’s, she’s afraid I was going to take you away.

    Chris: Uh, no no no, I don’t think so. Yeah I think, if anything, she would, well, hm. I don’t know yet, but I def-, I definitely would not leave her behind if we moved into a new house.

    Catherine: OK. You must be really attached to her.

    Chris: Yeah but, it’s not like, it’s not like Bates Motel or anything like that.
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  13. I'm always a little impressed when Chris displays knowledge of tropes from the general zeitgeist, like Norman Bates. Maybe because he so often displays no understanding of anything outside of his narrow interests.
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  14. I can't wait for their sex tape to leak. I can see it now "Vivid Presents: The Tranny and the Granny, Fuckin' in the Ruck, Cuckin' the Paternal Corpse".
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    yawning sneasel

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  15. Had a busy day yesterday and I didn't have a chance to check this page, dammit.

    @Marvin and @Rammspieler -- thanks to you both for doing the work of GodBear.

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  16. I wonder if Chris picked up on the Norman Bates 'trope,' from actually seeing or hearing about Psycho or if he just realised what it was from trolls constantly comparing his relationship with his mother to the one Norman Bates had. I remember on /cwc/ it was quite a common comparison so it is possible he picked up on it from a troll.

    Chris's relationship with Barb always has verged on creepy but in my eyes for Chris it's just been mainly because of his childlike mindset, he reminds me of a clingy child cuddling his mum whenever they're stressed because it makes everything feel better and to me that might explain the touchy feely antics in court yesterday. At least Chris is now well aware people from the forums attended his trial and seen everything.
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    Karen Riley

    Karen Riley Things Can be fixed, but broken hearts suffer
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  17. Assuming Chris even leaves the area at all, which I doubt he'd ever do.
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  18. Chris has never left the Virginia/D.C. area with the exception of his California/New York trip courtesy of Cole and the one where he went to Ohio.
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  19. Imagine being the kind of person who has to constantly state that (s)he's not Norman Bates :c
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  20. yeah i was totally there
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