Also, if Chris gets a tattoo in prison, I can imagine the tattoo artist really screwing him over by purposely putting on the wrong tattoo, like a pickle or something else they knew would piss Chris off so they can watch him go into tardrages for their amusement (like how he is spazzing out over blue-armed Sonic) and I can see the artist tattooing just that on him because I'm sure Chris would be bitching about blue arms and how its Sega's fault that he is in prison.
I can't imagine Chris would endear himself to anyone in jail.