chris's secret weapon -

[mobileunitone]

So I know this was sopposed to be clyde and Jack, but what is this picture all about? Chris tried to use it as his "secret weapon" against clyde cash, but who did chris get it from and why did he drag it all out the way he did? I must have missed something, because it never seemed to be resolved in the end. What the hell is really going on here?

 

[Organic Fapcup]

Well that's a bloke shagging Spider-Man.
Maybe someone just sent that to Chris saying it was Clyde, and OPL, naive as he is, believed it.

 

[random_pickle]

I agree with Fapcup with this one. That, or Chris might have thought that seeing gay homo stuff would short-circuit the trolls' minds or something.

Spoiler

Fuck it, who knows what goes on in Chrissy's head

 

[Seahorses]

But...how...does...he...believe such a thing!?

 

[Abhor-able]

This is how Spiderman caught autism.

 

[Red_Kirby]

Random access humor, probably.

 

[Male]

This is the same man who thought cropping that guy's head and putting it on a shitty mspaint body with drooping muscles was going to insult Clyde.

 

[Watcher]

This is the same man who thought making fun of 9/11 was a way of getting back at an imaginary orange faced troll

 

[Springblossom]

This is the same man who thought ripping a cardboard box in half would intimidate people.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

This is the same man who thought putting a plushie in his bed and hiding elsewhere in the room would prevent da trolls from killing him.

 

[José Mourinho]

This is the same man who thinks he's not overweight.

 

[champthom]

My memory is a bit hazy but if I recall correctly, the rationale was that Clyde and/or Jack Thaddeus would be embarrassed if such a picture was leaked and that he would thus have leverage over them. I mean, people might find they were HOMOS.

 

[Saney]

My memory is a bit hazy but if I recall correctly, the rationale was that Clyde and/or Jack Thaddeus would be embarrassed if such a picture was leaked and that he would thus have leverage over them. I mean, people might find they were HOMOS.

And of course Chris assumes that the vast majority of people hate gay people as much as he does (because gays are icky and gross)?

 

[2_CUTE_2_BOLT]

So I know this was sopposed to be clyde and Jack, but what is this picture all about? Chris tried to use it as his "secret weapon" against clyde cash, but who did chris get it from and why did he drag it all out the way he did? I must have missed something, because it never seemed to be resolved in the end. What the hell is really going on here?

Didn't have a thrilling climax probably because Chris lost interest and returned to playing vidya.

Or

 

[Null]

My memory is a bit hazy but if I recall correctly, the rationale was that Clyde and/or Jack Thaddeus would be embarrassed if such a picture was leaked and that he would thus have leverage over them. I mean, people might find they were HOMOS.

And of course Chris assumes that the vast majority of people hate gay people as much as he does (because gays are icky and gross)?

Since Chris is pretty much a kid, chances are trolls called him gay and he automatically assumed gay is the worst thing in the world.

I remember when I was 9 and playing Runescape for the first time, I got called a "noob" and then they explained to me what it meant. Then, when someone started saying "lol", I went off on them saying "fuck you noob you're the lol" because I had no idea what it meant and automatically assumed it was an insult.

 

[renomakicwc]

My memory is a bit hazy but if I recall correctly, the rationale was that Clyde and/or Jack Thaddeus would be embarrassed if such a picture was leaked and that he would thus have leverage over them. I mean, people might find they were HOMOS.

I'm not sure if I am hearing this right, but..

Are you saying that Chris was trying to SLANDER Clyde by claiming that image was of him and Jack Thaddeus?

 

[Male]

After Chris took the bait like a sucker he made these two videos
[youtube]xSCCfXFWM18[/youtube]
[youtube]lYScie0PvdI[/youtube]

 

[pickleniggo]

I like that Chris just accepts that Clyde would inexplicably wear a Spiderman costume while having gay sex. Nothing odd about that at all.

 

[CatParty]

I like that Chris just accepts that Clyde would inexplicably wear a Spiderman costume while having gay sex. Nothing odd about that at all.

It's probably the most normal and sane thing Chris has ever thought.

 

[Male]

I like that Chris just accepts that Clyde would inexplicably wear a Spiderman costume while having gay sex. Nothing odd about that at all.

Cchris often dresses up in bizarre costumes so of course he thinks it's normal