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trip2themoon

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McRomp and fries? Couple caught having sex in McDonald’s loo

RANDY lovers outraged families with children after being caught romping in a McDonald’s.
Shocked mums walked into the ladies’ loo with their kids only to find a man and woman having sex on the floor at around 5.30pm.
A 42-year-old mother-of-two said: “People had gone in and started coming back from the toilet with a horrified look on their faces.
“My daughter then went herself. She told me that they were at it on the floor. ”
The couple, said to be in their late thirties, were smiling as they walked into the restaurant in The Galleria shopping centre, Hatfield, before sneaking away to the toilets.
The mother added: “They should be absolutely disgusted with themselves, doing it in McDonald’s of all places.
“It’s a kids’ restaurant for heaven’s sake! If it had been an adult restaurant it wouldn’t have been so bad.
“They should be named and shamed. It’s a disgrace.”
The mother, who wants to remain anonymous, said: “They were suited and booted. The lady was in a skirt suit and the man was in a suit as well. They looked maybe late-30s, not even young – old enough to know better anyway.”
She alerted the manager who then ordered security to escort the couple outside.
A Galleria spokesman confirmed the couple were removed from the building and police were informed.

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http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sco...ouple-caught-having-sex-in-mcdonalds-loo.html

One day this could be you Chris... :lol:
 

Judge Holden

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Ewwww.... of all the places to fuck, why would you go to a mcdonalds restroom? a fucking nuclear reactor would be safer and more sanitary
 

BigAltheGreat921

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:o :o :o

Funny that they call McDonald's a "kid's restaurant." Just like how Chris called Sonichu a kid's comic when it actually contains loads and loads of sex and graphic violence.
 

DykesDykesChina

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Judge Holden said:
Ewwww.... of all the places to fuck, why would you go to a mcdonalds restroom? a fucking nuclear reactor would be safer and more sanitary
This.

Also, isn't the "Sun" the British version of "BILD-Zeitung", meaning that 90% of the stories are made up to provide lowest common denominator type entertainment?
 

Judge Holden

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DykesDykesChina said:
Judge Holden said:
Ewwww.... of all the places to fuck, why would you go to a mcdonalds restroom? a fucking nuclear reactor would be safer and more sanitary
This.

Also, isn't the "Sun" the British version of "BILD-Zeitung", meaning that 90% of the stories are made up to provide lowest common denominator type entertainment?

Pretty much, but it is easily the least pathetic and shameless of these types of papers in the UK. Below the sun is the Daily Express, the Daily Mail, the Daily Star, and the Daily sports

God our papers fucking suck :(
 

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trip2themoon said:
McRomp and fries? Couple caught having sex in McDonald’s loo

RANDY lovers outraged families with children after being caught romping in a McDonald’s.
Shocked mums walked into the ladies’ loo with their kids only to find a man and woman having sex on the floor at around 5.30pm.
A 42-year-old mother-of-two said: “People had gone in and started coming back from the toilet with a horrified look on their faces.
“My daughter then went herself. She told me that they were at it on the floor. ”
The couple, said to be in their late thirties, were smiling as they walked into the restaurant in The Galleria shopping centre, Hatfield, before sneaking away to the toilets.
The mother added: “They should be absolutely disgusted with themselves, doing it in McDonald’s of all places.
“It’s a kids’ restaurant for heaven’s sake! If it had been an adult restaurant it wouldn’t have been so bad.
“They should be named and shamed. It’s a disgrace.”
The mother, who wants to remain anonymous, said: “They were suited and booted. The lady was in a skirt suit and the man was in a suit as well. They looked maybe late-30s, not even young – old enough to know better anyway.”
She alerted the manager who then ordered security to escort the couple outside.
A Galleria spokesman confirmed the couple were removed from the building and police were informed.

Source:
http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sco...ouple-caught-having-sex-in-mcdonalds-loo.html

One day this could be you Chris... :lol:

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Trombonista

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I know that people have at least tried to have sex in McDonald's restrooms. At least one entry in customers_suck has been about that.

However, Chris's fantasy involved the stall, not the floor.
 

Saney

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Oh Christ, that is repulsive. They're probably swimming with all kinds of horrible diseases now. Think Chris'd be jealous if he read about this?
 

cypocraphy

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They should have got it on in the ballpit in the playplace, along with the stale french fries and missing socks.
 

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trombonista said:
I know that people have at least tried to have sex in McDonald's restrooms. At least one entry in customers_suck has been about that.

However, Chris's fantasy involved the stall, not the floor.

Good point. Plus, I doubt he remembers it now. He appears to have moved on to having sex in the parking lot on the hood of his car.
 

MysticMisty

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trip2themoon said:
It’s a kids’ restaurant for heaven’s sake! If it had been an adult restaurant it wouldn’t have been so bad.
Apparently sex in the bathroom is kind of Ok if it's a higher end place!
 

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“They should be named and shamed. It’s a disgrace.”
The mother, who wants to remain anonymous, said: “They were suited and booted. The lady was in a skirt suit and the man was in a suit as well. They looked maybe late-30s, not even young – old enough to know better anyway.”

The mother is obviously a descendant of Dr. Seuss.
 

Abhor-able

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DykesDykesChina said:
Judge Holden said:
Ewwww.... of all the places to fuck, why would you go to a mcdonalds restroom? a fucking nuclear reactor would be safer and more sanitary
This.

Also, isn't the "Sun" the British version of "BILD-Zeitung", meaning that 90% of the stories are made up to provide lowest common denominator type entertainment?

Is that like german fox news?
 

random_pickle

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BillRiley said:
trombonista said:
I know that people have at least tried to have sex in McDonald's restrooms. At least one entry in customers_suck has been about that.

However, Chris's fantasy involved the stall, not the floor.

Good point. Plus, I doubt he remembers it now. He appears to have moved on to having sex in the parking lot on the hood of his car.

Wait, since when did Chris want to bang someone on the hood of his car?
 

Saney

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random_pickle said:
BillRiley said:
trombonista said:
I know that people have at least tried to have sex in McDonald's restrooms. At least one entry in customers_suck has been about that.

However, Chris's fantasy involved the stall, not the floor.

Good point. Plus, I doubt he remembers it now. He appears to have moved on to having sex in the parking lot on the hood of his car.

Wait, since when did Chris want to bang someone on the hood of his car?
I think he's talking about that video where Chris humped his blow up doll on his car.
 

CatParty

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The hood of his car is probably the most sanitary place available for him to even consider doing it on.
 

Judge Holden

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^I dunno, Bobs room may be a little safer and cleaner unless snorlax's filth has already spread and consumed it
 

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Judge Holden said:
^I dunno, Bobs room may be a little safer and cleaner unless snorlax's filth has already spread and consumed it


Debatable since he was hospitalized for bug bites. |:(
 

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CatParty said:
Judge Holden said:
^I dunno, Bobs room may be a little safer and cleaner unless snorlax's filth has already spread and consumed it


Debatable since he was hospitalized for bug bites. |:(
Well that was more because Barb keeps a filthy house.
 
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