Chris's view on Asian+Native American Women -

[GGGBYBYBY]

We all know Chris's views on African American women (you know his whole"NO DARKIES" stance) but I've wondered how he feels about women of asian and native american ethnic origins. I know it's pointless but it's something that's just occured to me. He acts as though they don't exist in his love quest. Do you think he would treat them the same as their aryan counterparts or like their african counterparts

 

[Organic Fapcup]

As long as it's free china, he doesn't complain, although I'm pretty sure he'd boast if a woman with Cherokee fucked with him. If I remember correctly, he mentioned the hooker he lost his virginity with was half-Cherokee.

 

[Saney]

I'm sure he'd love a Native-American heartsweet. He'd really boast about that. To Chris, that'd be much better than a half-Cherokee hooker.

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

I do wonder exactly who told him he had Chereokee roots and how they came to that conclusion...

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

1) Chris doesn't even know what Native Americans look like. See the relevant CWCki article.

2) Wasn't Emily (the girl Chris went on a date with, albeit with Bob chaperoning) supposedly Asian, or did trolls come up with that?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

If I remember correctly, he mentioned the hooker he lost his virginity with was half-Cherokee.

Yeah, I think she told him that. I think she also told him that his dick was big and he fucked her so good, too.

 

[Saney]

1) Chris doesn't even know what Native Americans look like. See the relevant CWCki article.

2) Wasn't Emily (the girl Chris went on a date with, albeit with Bob chaperoning) supposedly Asian, or did trolls come up with that?

I think Chris said she looked Asian, even though she's Caucasian. I could be wrong though.

 

[AtroposHeart]

During the Emily date, he mentioned that she looked like Sailor Mars from PGSM.

But, Emily wasn't Asian herself. He bragged that the hooker was half-Cherokee.

So judging by this he doesn't have a problem. It is only black women he has issues with.

Probably Jewish girls too.

 

[LordCustos3]

Apparently, His main requirement is that his Sweetheart (hereafter referred to the Cursed Vessel from Which His Abomination Will Spawn) must be able to produce a blonde-haired, blue-eyed female clone of Da Great Director Chandler himself. Soooooooo.....his CVfWHAWS must (somehow) not squirt out brunettes, or gingers, or kids with dark eyes, or sons.

Granted, he'd probably prefer Native Americans to Asians, because
1) He can pretend she's Cherokieean... and
2) She'd still be 'Merikun. So none of that foreigner ching-chong moon language to learn.

It is only black women he has issues with.
Probably Jewish girls too.

Die Judenfrau ist verboten! Die Judenfrau all haff der curly blackenhair und der darkeneyes. Und die Judenfrau will not taken der Chris'tarden's Scheiß, especially not in his Schmutzig Geschißen Unterwäsche! Die Judenfrau vould demand der Chris'tarden's vaschen der Tuchus, und zot vill be Unacceptablen!

 

[Marvin]

Apparently, His main requirement is that his Sweetheart (hereafter referred to the Cursed Vessel from Which His Abomination Will Spawn) must be able to produce a blonde-haired, blue-eyed female clone of Da Great Director Chandler himself. Soooooooo.....his CVfWHAWS must (somehow) not squirt out brunettes, or gingers, or kids with dark eyes, or sons.

Well, just like his position on men, he frequently says one thing and does another. Well, and actually, now that I think about it, I'd be more likely to describe his Crystal excuses as just an excuse why he doesn't have to tolerate black girls too. Even though he's not consistent about that excuse.

He's had e-girlfriends he thought was red headed and spent time with asian girls before.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I do wonder exactly who told him he had Chereokee roots and how they came to that conclusion...

It's not completely out of the question that both the Chandler and Weston family lines (both of which are born-and-bred Virginian, going as far back as the 1800s, at least) crossed paths with an American Indian tribe at some point.

Of course, Chris latches on to and exaggerates this distant ancestry for want of any endearing or interesting traits, similar to his heterochromia.

 

[Stratochu]

To CWC, Asian, Hispanic and Native American women probably look alike, and around my area, there are plenty of attractive (but mostly obese) Native women who would find CWC attractive, if only to supplement their Indian money with money from his tugboat and have a fuckbuddy.

I am not exactly attractive, have pain and mobility issues, am a couch potato, drive a clunker and have been getting into vidya, but I managed to land someone who is similar to what I'm describing within days of coming to Oregon and unloading my van, so it's not inconceivable for someone like that to find CWC appealing.

Asian women will probably avoid CWC like the plague unless they are highly Americanized by way of being adopted by white families, even then few would find CWC appealing.

And onto CWC's point of view, he would find any woman who was fairly young, straight, not black and not Jewish attractive if she wanted to take him in once Snorlax drops.

 

[CompyRex 4]

Asian women. Let me tell you a thing or two about Asian women.

 

[LordCustos3]

Since the thread is about to be derailed anyway....

Asian women. Let me tell you a thing or two about Asian women.

Wow.
Watch this....I'm about to summon cwckiforum's other troll.

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[Alec Benson Leary]

Well, and actually, now that I think about it, I'd be more likely to describe his Crystal excuses as just an excuse why he doesn't have to tolerate black girls too. Even though he's not consistent about that excuse.

All he knows about black people is that they steal your TVs and they are loud in church. These things must be right because Chris believes them, and think about it: would you believe something if you knew it was wrong? Of course not, and neither would Chris. Therefore, black people are scary.

 

[Saney]

Re: Since the thread is about to be derailed anyway....

Asian women. Let me tell you a thing or two about Asian women.

Wow.
Watch this....I'm about to summon cwckiforum's other troll.

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Let me try...Chelsea Wolfe Lady Gaga Chelsea Wolfe Lady Gaga.

 

[LordCustos3]

Re: Since the thread is about to be derailed anyway....

Asian women. Let me tell you a thing or two about Asian women.

Wow.
Watch this....I'm about to summon cwckiforum's other troll.

vaccine autism vaccine autism vaccine autism vaccine autism.

Let me try...Chelsea Wolfe Lady Gaga Chelsea Wolfe Lady Gaga.

Okaaaaaaay......That one's news to me.
Who is that mantra supposed to summon?

 

[Saney]

Re: Since the thread is about to be derailed anyway....

Okaaaaaaay......That one's news to me.
Who is that mantra supposed to summon?

Urfuckingdaddy. He was this weird kid who had this obsession with Chelsea Wolfe and Lady Gaga, made creepy sexual comments about Jessie Slaughter and was generally an asshole. Mostly to Trombonista and Surtur. Apparently he begged to be made a mod.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

Asian women. Let me tell you a thing or two about Asian women.

You're really going to pretend to be RustyBlackleford?

That's sad.

Everyone else stick to the topic and ignore the joker.

Thanks.