Chris's weight loss? -

[The Knife]

Upon rewatching the new Lego Manchester High vid, it looks like Chris really has dropped a grand number of pounds, even factoring in the aspect distortion. His hands aren't as hammy and something resembling cheekbones has begun to emerge. Let's speculate wildly!

- Has Chris discovered the charms of meth?
- Does he have a tapeworm, and should we give it a name?
- Is this medically recommended weight loss, or the symptom of some as-yet-undiagnosed illness?
- Would a slimmer Chris be more likely to find True (and Honest) Love?

 

[CatParty]

he's poor and malnourished

 

[champthom]

Chris has been doing baby steps sort of things, like eating McWraps and tea instead of a burger and fries at McDonald's. Like I like to iterate, McWraps aren't healthy but they're certainly healthier than a Big Mac and large fries. Hasn't Chris talked about doing light exercise with Jackie?

I think Chris knows that we call him fat and I think he's doing something about it. Kudos to him.

Though it might be he's getting clothes that fit better. That's part of the issues, he was overweight but he was wearing the same clothing he wore for years even though he was starting to outgrow it and that made matters worse, plus vertical stripes aren't flattering for a larger person.

 

[JarlaxleBaenre]

He's stealing Waterhead's look.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Is weight loss is symptom of some undiagnosed illness, probably diabetes or something else, or maybe it's muscle atrophy, but we can know for sure one thing, his weight loss is just telling us that his health is getting just worse...

 

[Pikonic]

- Would a slimmer Chris be more likely to find True (and Honest) Love?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

You're assuming his weight was the real problem. Cute.

 

[DH3000]

His skin looks clearer as well. If he only took care of his hair he might look like a normal person.

 

[Zim]

He might have lost weight but to me I think the video he posted had a messed up aspect ratio. It looked to be done in 6:9 and then converted to 4:3 maybe. It could just be me.

 

[Stuff and Things]

He might have lost weight but to me I think the video he posted had a messed up aspect ratio. It looked to be done in 6:9 and then converted to 4:3 maybe. It could just be me.

This is also one of the reasons of why he looks like that, you can see that his face and eyes look "squashed" because of the video...

 

[CatParty]

He might have lost weight but to me I think the video he posted had a messed up aspect ratio. It looked to be done in 6:9 and then converted to 4:3 maybe. It could just be me.

you are correct. it was squeezed to 4:3. i fixed the video to a true 16:9 in the video thread. he's stillf fat just not as fat as before. although he has no definition. all his weight is in his gut. like a pear with tooth picks for arms and legs.

 

[Zim]

Yep it's Chris failing at aspect ratio.

 

[Sakamoto]

Still fat, and fails at video.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Yep it's Chris failing at aspect ratio.

With that said, we can conclude that he is still the fatty that we know, neither his clothing nor the aspect ratio of the video is going to fool anyone...

 

[CatParty]

look he isn't wearing his bra either. look at those saggy moobs pushing those tetris pieces to the limits.

 

[_blank_]

He may be losing some weight, but I think it's a fair bet its due to malnourishment more than anything. Considering it's obvious they don't cook their own food and probably sustain on fast food, take-out, and microwavable dinners, it's more than likely he isn't getting any proper nutrients other that whatever protein you can squeeze into processed meat.

Also, while I would like to believe his skin in clearing up, one thing to take into account is the lighting. Restaurants tend to use more subdued lighting to make food appear for appetizing. Compare that to any photos of him standing in natural lighting and I'm sure there will be a stark difference.

But hey, y'know what Chris? Kudos for dressing almost normally! Now fix your hair and get rid of that 6th-grader headband.

 

[applecat]

He's probably just been making more often.

 

[Princess]

His face is the only part that looks skinnier.

 

[Mourning Dove]

But hey, y'know what Chris? Kudos for dressing almost normally! Now fix your hair and get rid of that 6th-grader headband.

Even if Chris partook in regular hygiene and fixed his hairstyle, that still doesn't change his dysfunctional psychiatry that is probably beyond help at this point. The way he acts in this video is akin to a jittery, psychologically broken homeless person.

 

[Christ-Chan]

His face is the only part that looks skinnier.

He seems to have lost a chin or two though. Good for him!

 

[Mitsunari]

He might've lost a little weight, but he looks more deteriorated and sickly than ever.

And even though he's not in his tomgirl attire, he does look more effeminate than he did before, doesn't he? I wonder whether the Tomgirl Saga is really over now...