Another one of Chris's papers.
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Transcribed for people who can't stand cursive (such as myself)
First essay:
(first page)
Work vs Student Life: (??? 1st body):
Some High School students have jobs. And some students don't. But, between school and work, I beleive (sic) that during school years, we can waive work, and Save (sic) the problem, physically and grade-wise.
(This entire first paragraph was cancelled out.)
Edit: "Health concerns may be a risk to those students who are working."
The High School students that who have jobs, could get sick, tired or injured, and could affect their school grades. According to the Man H. S. student work survey, 42% or working students, sometimes oversleep for school. 29% of w-students' grades dropped.25% students get sick more often. 17%-36% students have a large-moderate amt. of stress. 34% students...
(second page)
...have people at work who stress them out, and 37% say that it comes from co-workers. And 41% students sleep during class.Therefore, all support my theory. These are all factors of how working will effect [sic] a student's health.
To conclude this essay, I would reccomend [sic] that for those students who are interested in a job, to maybe only work on weekends, and wait till the summer to work on weekdays. In fact, according to the survey, if working students had a choice, to quite work or school, 73% said, work is out, school is in. To save on physical and grade-wise problems, we can waive(?) work during the school year.
Second essay:
S. O. (L? or I?) Test
Every year, the Seinor [sic]/Graduating class presents a gift for the school. The money for their gift is taken out of the Seinor [sic] fund. Usually, each gift is great for the future students, and the school. My idea for a class gift, would be to have an indoor swimming pool built in the gym area.
With the addittion [sic] of the swimming pool, it could do great things for the students, and the school, and P.E. classes. Since the students have to wait until next summer to cool off, and exercise in a pool, they could beep (keep?) those legs and vwvwvwvwvl (unintelligible, could be "arms") "seaworthy" with the pool in the gym. It would also be a great option for P.E. classes, besides basketball, jogging, and weight-lifting, the (PE) teachers could have a "wet-wild" time with the students
. And the school would have a swim-team, and compete with other "pool-filled" schools.
An indoor pool would be a great benefit for the students, school, and P.E. teachers/classes. That is why I think an indoor-swimming pool would be a great graduation gift for the school.
Edits by Pigeon Crow here
First essay:
(first page)
Work vs Student Life: (??? 1st body):
(This entire first paragraph was cancelled out.)
Edit: "Health concerns may be a risk to those students who are working."
(second page)
...have people at work who stress them out, and 37% say that it comes from co-workers. And 41% students sleep during class.
To conclude this essay, I would reccomend [sic] that for those students who are interested in a job, to maybe only work on weekends, and wait till the summer to work on weekdays. In fact, according to the survey, if working students had a choice, to quite work or school, 73% said, work is out, school is in. To save on physical and grade-wise problems, we can waive(?) work during the school year.
Second essay:
S. O. (L? or I?) Test
Every year, the Seinor [sic]/Graduating class presents a gift for the school. The money for their gift is taken out of the Seinor [sic] fund. Usually, each gift is great for the future students, and the school. My idea for a class gift, would be to have an indoor swimming pool built in the gym area.
With the addittion [sic] of the swimming pool, it could do great things for the students, and the school, and P.E. classes. Since the students have to wait until next summer to cool off, and exercise in a pool, they could beep (keep?) those legs and vwvwvwvwvl (unintelligible, could be "arms") "seaworthy" with the pool in the gym. It would also be a great option for P.E. classes, besides basketball, jogging, and weight-lifting, the (PE) teachers could have a "wet-wild" time with the students
. And the school would have a swim-team, and compete with other "pool-filled" schools.An indoor pool would be a great benefit for the students, school, and P.E. teachers/classes. That is why I think an indoor-swimming pool would be a great graduation gift for the school.
Edits by Pigeon Crow here
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Teachers will have a wet-wild time with the students, UNLESS THEY ARE NAIVE ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING.
A couple of notes:
Chris states that he thinks students should not work if they can help it. Interesting.
"Seinor" is on display several times.
At one point, Chris refers to "working students" as "w-students."
He also thinks that a feasible gift from the graduating class is an indoor swimming pool.
Chris states that he thinks students should not work if they can help it. Interesting.
"Seinor" is on display several times.
At one point, Chris refers to "working students" as "w-students."
He also thinks that a feasible gift from the graduating class is an indoor swimming pool.
If you ask me, a student without a job is a q-student.
hurpdurpmanguy
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Okay, yeah, no. I need a transcription.
It's one thing to write complete bull, it's another to write in cursive.
It's one thing to write complete bull, it's another to write in cursive.
Seinor.
I shouldn't criticize. He was only a Juinor at the time.
I shouldn't criticize. He was only a Juinor at the time.
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Gothicserpent
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Jesus, I can't even read this crap.
Literally, I have no idea what I'm looking at.
Literally, I have no idea what I'm looking at.
And in... magenta ink? Boy, Chris was feeling quite fabulous when he wrote this, he even included stars and everything!
Essentially the large majority of it (that is, before my brain started turning off), is Chris explaining that students in school shouldn't work because they might lose sleep and might be injured at the workplace. And then there was something about the senior... whoops, SEINOR (my bad) class should donate a swimming pool and... that's where my eyeballs started bleeding.
fridgesrants
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Does Chris understand how much a swimming pool cost? 
. Why would he think that would be a feasible idea as a senior gift? Also the wet and wild line in the paper is creepy
. Also I am laughing that Chris thinks it is bad for students to work in High School.
. Why would he think that would be a feasible idea as a senior gift? Also the wet and wild line in the paper is creepy. Also I am laughing that Chris thinks it is bad for students to work in High School.
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Cursive seems like bullshit to me, so I don't really care about people doing it poorly. Even Chris.
I would appreciate a transcription, but from what I've read of this, Chris is going to be hilariously obnoxious about things he doesn't understand.
So, business as usual.
I would appreciate a transcription, but from what I've read of this, Chris is going to be hilariously obnoxious about things he doesn't understand.
So, business as usual.
Kaiser Carranza
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As with all Chris-related material, I stopped reading it after two paragraphs and will happily wait for a brave translator because WHAT THE FUCK AM I TRYING TO READ.
Yes. Imagine my pain trying to sort through and make sense of countless pages of this shit.
Now procure the autism papers 
Gosh... Its awful.... At least Sonichu was kind of coherent.
I wish teachers were allowed to be "old school" Professor Snape-style mean in the 90s.
Like if the teacher took the essay and read it aloud in front of the class, asking other students what they think of it, I think Chris could be prompted to write better.
I wish teachers were allowed to be "old school" Professor Snape-style mean in the 90s.
Like if the teacher took the essay and read it aloud in front of the class, asking other students what they think of it, I think Chris could be prompted to write better.
It's S.O.L. (shit outta luck? Summer of Love), and "legs and arms seaworthy".
[source: I'm in my mid 30's and learned to read that shit].
[source: I'm in my mid 30's and learned to read that shit].
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