Livestream Christ Zone, Guest Starring Gail Connors 7 PM - 8 PM EST Tonight -

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BALLZ-BROKEN

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Pastor Faggot fucks anything with a vag, pulse, pension, and delusions.
More like Pastor Pussy Destroyer! TTHHHAAAAHHHHHH! :eli:

And I didn't know the pope had a jewel and gold vault with broaches in the shape of bugs. And Gail is wrong about Ho-Ho's being good American Christian food. Ho-ho's contain trans-fats which are guaranteed to turn you into a transsexual.
 

neelyky

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I did a breakdown of the first 30 minutes at the war library:

So many highlights to this that I'm sure I've missed some out. I was going to try and do the whole thing but I HAD to stop after 30 minutes, but here were go anyway

2:26 - The broadcast begins and ends in quick succession
2:48 - We begin in earnest
3:00 - Gail makes her stream debut
3:43 - The forgotten bible
4:00 - The Commander loads up Postal 2
5:35 - Webcams are the eye of the devil
5:48 - The Commander starts googling shit he's too much of a pussy to say to his mum, including, inadvertently, incest roleplay porn
6:40 - Gail asks to see the screen and The Commander alt-tabs in a panic
8:20 - The first YOUNG MAN of the night
8:49 - Gail is convinced the snow is causing their computer problems
9:30 - The Commander claims 420 refers to a bible passage
10:29 - Gail's denomination is "American Christian"
11:09 - Gail questions the sexuality of Bob Marley
12:06 - Gail is willing to tolerate somebody being Jewish as, "they haven't found Jesus yet"
13:11 - The Commander explains why Law & Order is his favorite show, in a disingenuous tone, whilst playing Postal 2
14:07 - Gail is unaware of trolls
14:50 - Gail begins a discourse on "Healthy Meals for your Young Son" a cookbook giving indispensable advice on which foods will prevent your son from becoming a homosexual. The safest food group? American foods.
15:13 - Only gays eat shrimp . . .
15:20 - But they don't drink tard cum
16:37 - The Commander confounds all expectations by apparently being both saner and smarter than Gail
17:40 - Gail leaves to phone Pastor Faggot
18:11 - but the good Pastor is shoveling snow
18:30 - we get some tantalizing details about Pastor Faggot's cult
19:14 - Gail bemoans the fact that foreigners are not "good, patriotic Americans"
19:48 - Gail is very quick (almost suspiciously quick) to stamp out Pastor Faggot and adultery as a topic of conversation
20:10 - The Commander is busted playing Postal 2 and yet, somehow, manages to convince Gail that it's a game where you play as a police office restoring order to a town
22:50 - The Commander drops some intriguing tidbits about some currency based conspiracies held by Pastor Faggot
22:00 - "They have a different word for every single word" - Gail (an adult woman) reacts with shock at the notion of people speaking a language other than 'murcan and proposes that "Islamics" do it intentionally to confuse us and lure us away from Christianity
23:40 - The Commander wants to say a prayer for "Peter" Walker
24:10 - Gail brings up the topic of Brianna Wu, whom she does not consider to be a "real lady" as she rides a motorcycle, and is confused to hear that she is "in training"
25:00 - Gail learns about trans-sexuality
25:30 - The Commander lays out his case against Ms Wu and demands to be allowed more junk food as a result of the injustice against him
26:55 - Gail seems genuinely concerned that video-game characters might have souls
27:00 - Zero Dark Thirty - the lolcow edition
27:18 - Gail reaffirms her belief that Muslims are gay due to seeing two NPCs "dancing with towels on their heads"
28:05 - Gail expresses her love for Oprah (even if she does live in the den of sinners that is Chicago)
28:50 - The Commander tries to take back the lolcow high ground by force, claiming that President Obama is a Muslim, a conspiracy which Gail has - surprisingly given that she seems to be a one woman Fox News remix - not heard about
29:40 - The Commander talks about respecting women in general, and your mother in particular, whilst unloading a shotgun into the prostate corpse of an anonymous woman
30:09 - Gail seems to have some delusions about her son serving in the US marine corp. and then proceeds to treat him like a child of 6

Okay, I'm tapping out at this point I can't take any more. I'll continue at a later date if nobody else does first.
 

BALLZ-BROKEN

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I find it hilarious that Deagle Nation is way more entertaining than Game of Thrones ever was.
It's because Deagle Nation is full of plenty of car flippin', hardcore parkour table breakin', bone grindin' skeletain blendin', Deagle wieldin', hotwheelin' action!

While Game of Thrones is like HBO filming a shitty Skyrim mod.

I've never seen Game of Thrones, or read the books, but I do know George RR Martin is so fat he gets winded walking DOWN stairs
 

BriarHeart

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Finally watched the whole thing. Gave me chills, actually, since Gail is a lot like my own mother (except Mum was her own Bible authority/Pastor Faggot) and I heard a lot of similar things growing up. But hey, it took me until I was 25 to break away completely, and Jace is younger than that, so maybe there's hope for him too? Poor schmuck, I really feel for him.
 

CWCissey

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True & Honest Fan
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Finally watched the whole thing. Gave me chills, actually, since Gail is a lot like my own mother (except Mum was her own Bible authority/Pastor Faggot) and I heard a lot of similar things growing up. But hey, it took me until I was 25 to break away completely, and Jace is younger than that, so maybe there's hope for him too? Poor schmuck, I really feel for him.
Not that much younger. I'd also wager he's much stupider too.
 
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It's because Deagle Nation is full of plenty of car flippin', hardcore parkour table breakin', bone grindin' skeletain blendin', Deagle wieldin', hotwheelin' action!

While Game of Thrones is like HBO filming a shitty Skyrim mod.

I've never seen Game of Thrones, or read the books, but I do know George RR Martin is so fat he gets winded walking DOWN stairs
It's also because just when you think shit can't get any crazier, Jace proves everyone wrong.

As everyone says, you can't fucking make this shit up.
 
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FatNero

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That's true, but don't all christians generally believe in the Bible?

I dunno what Gail is but as others have said it's definitely more of a bizarre cult based around Pastor Faggot's monthly forgotten bible writings than any kind of conventional denomination of Christianity.
Oh they're totally in a cult, but his made up shit isn't likely any more insane than the made up shit about a guy beating a town to death with the jaw bone of a donkey for god. Talking about being a true believer in made up shit vs someone elses slightly different made up shit is like arguing over which version of Star Trek is the true Star Trek.
 
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Ravenor

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I don't follow degal nation much, but Oh my I reel feel for Jace over this.
His mum is pantaloons on her head crazy herself and is doing nothing to legitimately help her son, an I think he knows it and is trying to escape her an the mini cult she is in but is to mentally ill himself to pull it off.

Fuck Barb of the midwest an fuck Pastor faggot.
 
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CrispyBacon

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So, has anyone found any information on the cook book Gail was reading? I'd really love to know more about all-American heterosexual foods.
 
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I don't follow degal nation much, but Oh my I reel feel for Jace over this.
His mum is pantaloons on her head crazy herself and is doing nothing to legitimately help her son, an I think he knows it and is trying to escape her an the mini cult she is in but is to mentally ill himself to pull it off.

Fuck Barb of the midwest an fuck Pastor faggot.
There are so many things to consider and so many ways to look at this. I think Gail might be helping Jace alot by maybe "forcing" him to take his medication, or making him follow a somewhat normal routine, three meals a day or whatever, that would help him in so many ways (I might have missed something here). The routine and the inclusion to a "normal" life may in some way be really helpfull. And I'm talking about the basics, not the cult meetings or whatever bullshit agenda Pastor Faggot is enforcing, but a breakfast - fresh air - basics. The middleground between GAMERCOTTAGE and GAILS EMBRACE is the sweet spot, but there are so many factors. I would not say Gail does nothing to help her son. She might be one of many things that keep Jace here with us.
 

Duke Nukem

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I finally got around to viewing this episode and I am completely blown away by how absolutely insane Gail truly is. I can't even imagine living in a household like that.

After hearing all of it straight out of the horse's mouth, I don't know what else can really be said.
 
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