Too true. There was also the Gay Trucker.
Anyhow, we've haven't seen him in more than a month. He's had a chance to fester and mutate outside the range of our attention. Eventually, when he reveals himself, he should be a newer, stranger being.
Sooooo....what do you think Chris'tard next "Persona" will be?
I'm thinking as soon as the insurance company stops funding his lavish lifestyle, he'll take to the facebooks to rant about it, and he'll unveil the new "Summer Collection" of Chris'tarded "fashion".
I'm placing bets on some kinda mixture of an Emo dressed (unintentionally) like a Hipster, because he'll have to get new clothes from the thrift store, and Hipster shit will be cheap. Look for him wearing
* Grease-stained t-shirts from Pitchfork bands he's never heard of
* Chunky, oversized Elton John glasses (to replace the Pedo-lenses that done got burned up in da fire)
* Pajama shirts worn as walking-around-in-the-daylight shirts.
* second- (third-, fourth-) hand Ugg boots.
* Mom Jeans.
* Big chunky white belt
or, fuckit....maybe he'll look like THIS:
http://www.kiwifarms.net/data/attachments/0/997-decb8c6a6a457e701b40979d99df3524.jpg
(except fatter, sadder and smellier....)
What do YOU think he'll look like when he comes slinking back demanding his Fandase pays attention to him?
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