Christian Love Day 2014 -

[CatParty]

With Chris's ever so important birthday (that stupid Mexican holiday be damned) on the way, it's time once again for is to reminisce about his 32 years of life and his current status over the past year.
But fellow forumers, how will you be celebrating this glorious day? And how do you think he will be celebrating?

 

[Christ-Chan]

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I first discovered Chris in November 2009, the Youtuber "Bigal2k6" had posted a video breaking down everything worn with what a White Knight was saying about Chris, that lead me to the CWCki and I've just spent the few years reading up on it.

The big "Pre-Facebook Drought" happened, though, so I never really created an identity among Christorians. I mainly hung around 789chan as an anon, but then they started branching on to other lolcows. Particularly, they tried to make a HUGE star out of ADF, but really? Nothing could replace Chris.

I remember before the CWCki forums, there was once this thing called "Offshore CWCki."

 

[Pikonic]

Hookers and reeb.

Seriously though, thinking about this is kinda depressing. He'll still be in his temporary housing since 14bc probably still won't be ready to live in again, and snorlax probably won't let him go out or get him something.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

It would be depressing if he wasn't the main reason he has no friends to celebrate his birthday with.

 

[The Joker]

I already have my love day avatar.

 

[exball]

Shit my pants and do nothing.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

Maybe bitch to his Facebook friends about him having no gifts on his birthday and how none of them came over to see him to make him happy.

 

[hm yeah]

crank out cwc fanart i guess

 

[Stuff and Things]

He'll post some pity parties on facebook about how he's sad, lonely and depressing, he'll blame the gal-pals, the trolls, mimms, megan, snyder, and the entire state of virginia because he feels like shit, and i'll be here, chilling out and eating tacos while i laugh at the possibly new update.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

For real, all CWC will do on Christian Love Day is forget its his own birthday, prance around frowning off his birdy face, and play more Pokemon X with Chip who's probably a Chesnaught by now. (is that Chespin's evolution? I officially don't play new Pokemon as of 5th Generation)

All of us will either be at Mardi Gras seeing boobs and drinking whiskeys, or getting ourselves prepared for Spring Break.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

Autism

 

[___]

Also the 26th of the month will mark 20 years since this:

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[Mourning Dove]

Chris whines about it on Facebook. Cue all the asspatters/attention whores with the asspattings/screeches for attention in the comment section.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, the Hulkster will spend it training, saying prayers and eating vitamins

 

[Arkangel]

I will find a date and take her to a McDonald's where we will perform lewd and indecent acts in the handicapped stall of the bathroom.

 

[Mourning Dove]

I just noticed that my credit card bill is due the 24th of this month. Hooray.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I'm going to eat pickles and drink Orange Fanta, then maybe find someplace where I can be alone and shout

I'll make my avatar for a day.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris will be celebrating the 11th anniversary of the Love Quest, of course.

Never give up, Chris. Here's to 11 more years.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Spoon with Barb.

No idea what Chris will be doing though.