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Chris will celebrate it by getting himself some new Lego sets, cause he deserves it. I will celebrate by watching old Chris videos and wondering how it happened when him looking like this is a objectively better looking Chris than he is today.
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I wonder which chain restaurant Chris will use to get a free dessert...
I know, we can all pitch in and get him Detective's Office because he works so hard to improve himself and society!
I wouldn't even have remembered if not for this topic. I'm setting the bar low and simply hoping that he posts some whiny woe-is-me status on that day. Otherwise, nada.
I wouldn't even have remembered if not for this topic. I'm setting the bar low and simply hoping that he posts some whiny woe-is-me status on that day. Otherwise, nada.
I'll buy myself a Lego Grand Emporium set off of ebay, build it, douse it in kerosene, then set it ablaze, sending every single photo I took from unboxing to last smoking ember to Chris.
Me? I'm having some people over for a dinner party tomorrow to celebrate a big personal event.
Chris? Sitting in a chain restaurant with his free ice cream being angry and oblivious at the world.
Chris? Sitting in a chain restaurant with his free ice cream being angry and oblivious at the world.
How does someone living off social security get such an expensive habit? I make way more than him, but could never bring myself to spend that much on lego. I'm sure the weens would have showered him with Lego sets, if they were reasonably priced. The fact that he whines/begs for them on facebook just exacerbates the manbaby-ness of the situation. Can't wait for the inevitable attempt for pity facebook status that will backfire and make him look like the entitled brat he is.
Me: I'll be having myself a nice cup of Keurig-brewed coffee before heading off to work.
Him:
Him:
I'm going to run over store owners and pepper spray their flunky retail workers. ¡Muerte a los brazos azules! ¡Viva la Revolución!
Chris will probably drop hints about shit he wants others to buy for him and complain about something no one cares about on facebook. Or begin a spiritual quest as a drifter wandering the highways and small towns of America to find himself and meaning in life like some kind of autistic Kerouac. Either one.
Chris will probably drop hints about shit he wants others to buy for him and complain about something no one cares about on facebook. Or begin a spiritual quest as a drifter wandering the highways and small towns of America to find himself and meaning in life like some kind of autistic Kerouac. Either one.
I'm going to take two showers, to compensate for the one that Chris will not.
And then probably start a D&D game with some bros where Chris is the Chosen One of Nurgle or something. I don't know.
As for Fatso, he'll probably mass debate in women's underwear as per usual. I expect a status about how much the whole world hates him.
And then probably start a D&D game with some bros where Chris is the Chosen One of Nurgle or something. I don't know.
As for Fatso, he'll probably mass debate in women's underwear as per usual. I expect a status about how much the whole world hates him.
Oh, and happy birthday. May your days be longer than our mutual friend's.
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I'll be here waiting for him to break his silence of course.
I will be uploading page 100 of my fancomic, The Real Sonichu, and maybe pick up a orange-flavored sparkling water. I would get a Fanta, but I quit drinking soda/ energy drinks back in August. Probably will also get some deep-fried pickles as well. Maybe I'll get some of my friends together and we'll watch some of our "favorite" Chris videos, and we'll sing "So Need A Cute Girl" together.
Chris, if he decides to pop up, will whine on Facebook how no one bought him the Lego sets he wants and he didn't find that wonderful lesbian girlfriend under under the birthday tree, how it was all the troll's fault for eight (nine?) long years of torture and heartache.
Chris, if he decides to pop up, will whine on Facebook how no one bought him the Lego sets he wants and he didn't find that wonderful lesbian girlfriend under under the birthday tree, how it was all the troll's fault for eight (nine?) long years of torture and heartache.
Does he still crawl around here? I thought he'd always pretty much ignored/was unaware of the Farms.I will be listening to a fuckton of The Smiths and Morrissey (although in light of the Jace news that may become Johnny Marr) and drinking lots of reeb.
Chris may likely forget it's his birthday until he clicks on Facebook/lurks the Farms.
He's going to go the mall, I can feel it.
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He used to. paintingatree, right?
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He used to. paintingatree, right?
I was unaware of this. I suppose if it was worth the effort, the mods could go IP-hunting and find the inevitable alt he's made.
EDIT: Ah, shit, I looked it up and now I can't stop laughing. Everyone in the library I'm sitting at is looking at me funny now. Really, the best part's the retard logic of the riddle. "Pirates roam the seas with the Mayflower" is now my go-to answer on tests I don't know answers to.
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