LGBT Christian Love Day 2k16 -

[CatParty]

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Examples_of_Chris's_Ego#Christian_Love_Day

“
Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, in addition to it being my Birthday. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday.
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—Chris, in his CWC Blog for 7 January, 2010

it's that time of year again. chris's birthday is rapidly approaching. and outside users like @DStecks who will inevitably buy him $1500 in vidya as he is asking for, how do you plan on celebrating this momentous occasion?

 

[Metal Sink]

calling his cellphone and screaming "julay" until the cows come home

 

[GS 281]

Got a couple weeks, how do you rate early?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I'm going to celebrate by setting his house on fire.

 

[CatParty]

Got a couple weeks, how do you rate early?

rapidly approaching.

how do you plan

 

[GS 281]

Who plans 3 weeks in advance to burn Chris' house down?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I'm gonna get him a new shovel to dig up Patti's corpse with.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Who plans 3 weeks in advance to burn Chris' house down?

I'm waiting for the price of gas to go down more.

 

[WhatNemesisMeans]

I'll celebrate the inevitable locking of this thread.

 

[Purple Man]

I hope he'd get my present before he gets raped and murdered in prison.

 

[Holdek]

I will do the same thing I did in 2015:

I will mass debate in his honour.

Guys please be respectful of Christian in this thread it is his holiday after all.

 

[Milktheturtle]

Going to do two of Chris favorite things,doing jackshit and playing vidya.

 

[Count Olaf]

I'm celebrating by not buying any of his shit and laughing when he whines about nobody else buying his shit.

 

[Ry-Guy]

I'll be playing on my PS4 in his honour.

 

[Trilby]

Now I'm thinking of that one skit from Kids in the Hall I loved!

 

[pickleniggo]

Maybe I'll recreate the gamestop incident with silly string. The outfit will be the toughest thing to match, but it's okay because there are 23 more shopping days until Christian Love Day. I have enough time.

 

[Katolate]

Who plans 3 weeks in advance to burn Chris' house down?

Chris himself did that without any plans.

 

[The Dude]

Well, I was thinking of getting a life size wax statue of Benjamin Franklin, dressing it in trashy women's clothing from Goodwill or Savers, putting a pair of pedo glasses and a stringy, greasy, thinning teal wig on it and hanging it by the neck from a tree in 14 Branchland Court's yard...but I'll probably play with my kid that morning, go to work, then come home and have sex with my wife instead.

 

[Hyperion]

I'm going to celebrate by setting his house on fire.

Make sure you record his screams

 

[Agentpeanut]

I thought that I might celebrate by shitting myself and doing nothing. It seems like a pretty fitting tribute considering that it's exactly what Chris will be doing.