Christian Weston Chandler is STRAIGHT!!!!

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paintingatree

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You God Damn Pinheads!!!! I have already told you; Chris has told you!!!! The Riddle's answer was the FUCKING PITTSBURG PIRATES!!!! CHRISTIAN IS NOT A GOD DAMNED HOMO!!!! CHRISTIAN IS STRAIGHT!!!! He gets hard over women!! He vomits at males!!

GET IT THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMNED, DEMENTED, THICK SKULLS, YOU GOD DAMNED PINHEADS!!!!

I should know very well, because I Am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, himself!!!!

You god damned males make me vomit, sick and shit!!
 

bradsternum

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Chrus Chundlur

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You did the cyber-nasty with a 13 year old (Bluespike, remember) and enjoyed it. Please explain that.

(Now I dont actually believe you are Chris, but I'll play along just in case you really are)
 

regularjohn

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I like the idea of him vomiting at males. I would make dinner time with his dad so much more fun.
 

exball

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Hold on? Your THE Christopher Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler of Ruckersville VA? I would never have guessed. A lot of your posts make sense now though. I feel :stupid:
 

milkshark

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Please don't undermine Christian's coming out process. This is a very important time in his life.
 

ZombieGaryOak

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Inb4 lock

Chris doesn't post like that, stop being a ween kid. Besides, we all know that Chris loves himself a masculine man of manliness. We're all just trying to support him in finding his true self.
 

MrTroll

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Gay men love their mothers. Chris loves his mom (tweeting a pink breast cancer ribbon proves it). Therefore, Chris is gay.
 

Tubular Monkey

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Clues have made it abundantly clear that Chris is gay and we support him for it. Stop pretending to be Chris. That's just pathetic. Chris is here, Chris is queer, and we're used to it.
 

NIA-DOA

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Of course you are, PaintingaTree. And I am Clyde Cash. :roll:

But on the small chance that you are our pet lolcow, I have to ask how you can say you're straight while wearing women's clothes, having constantly watch porn to stay on the straight path, and drink your own semen. By the way, I hope he (CWC) has stopped using the women's public restroom, that is creepy and inconsiderate. It is something a JERK would do.
 

Tubular Monkey

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Dude, don't bash Chris for crossdressing. Now that he's out of the closet, the hate needs to end and the love needs to begin.
 

Tubular Monkey

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I said it before. Paintingatree is complaining so much about gayness that he himself must be gay. Look, Tree, we support gays here. You should too. Self-loathing is SO yesterdecade.
 

Da Pickle Monsta

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paintingatree said:
You God Damn Pinheads!!!! I have already told you; Chris has told you!!!! The Riddle's answer was the FUCKING PITTSBURG PIRATES!!!! CHRISTIAN IS NOT A GOD DAMNED HOMO!!!! CHRISTIAN IS STRAIGHT!!!! He gets hard over women!! He vomits at males!!

GET IT THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMNED, DEMENTED, THICK SKULLS, YOU GOD DAMNED PINHEADS!!!!

I should know very well, because I Am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, himself!!!!

You god damned males make me vomit, sick and shit!!

How would you know that Chris gets hard over women? That's a pretty intimate detail for somebody who's not Chris to know.

Personally, I thought that the riddle's answer was Richard Simmons, but I'm also kind of dumb, so there you go.
 

NIA-DOA

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Da Pickle Monsta said:
paintingatree said:
You God Damn Pinheads!!!! I have already told you; Chris has told you!!!! The Riddle's answer was the FUCKING PITTSBURG PIRATES!!!! CHRISTIAN IS NOT A GOD DAMNED HOMO!!!! CHRISTIAN IS STRAIGHT!!!! He gets hard over women!! He vomits at males!!

GET IT THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMNED, DEMENTED, THICK SKULLS, YOU GOD DAMNED PINHEADS!!!!

I should know very well, because I Am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, himself!!!!

You god damned males make me vomit, sick and shit!!

How would you know that Chris gets hard over women? That's a pretty intimate detail for somebody who's not Chris to know.

Personally, I thought that the riddle's answer was Richard Simmons, but I'm also kind of dumb, so there you go.

My theory is that paintingatree is Christian's TRUE AND HONEST girlfriend-free boyfriend. In any case, it is very sweet of him to come and defend his main joyboy.
 

Kosher Dill

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And really, Chris doesn't need anyone's help to defend himself. If he wants to post here, he's more than welcome. There's no need to impersonate him.

The important thing is that we support him in his self-discovery here. Like, we may laugh at some of the things he does, but coming out is hard no matter who you are.

Also, paintingatree: Chris doesn't even post in that angry rage style anymore, so you're not even close to fooling anyone.
 
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