Christian's Disturbing Most Recent OKCupid Profile Picture -

[Chandler]

I was looking through the CWCKI and decided to check out the article on Chris' dating profiles. I followed the link to his OKCupid profile and saw a very disturbing profile pic. I'm not sure if this has been posted before, so bear with me on this.

He has like a weird pig tails thing going on in the back with his Fabio hair, he appears to be in some sort of restaurant, and he's looking past the camera slightly, possibly eying some ass.

 

[MrTroll]

Re: Christian's Disturbing Most Recent OKCupid Profile Pictu

Yes, it has been posted before.

 

[Father Bigley]

Re: Chris' Disturbing Most Recent OKCupid Profile Picture

If not for those fucked up pigtail things, I'd say he seems to fancy himself as early '90s Michael Bolton (I'm sure Waterhead could vie for this, too).

 

[Chandler]

Re: Christian's Disturbing Most Recent OKCupid Profile Pictu

Yes, it has been posted before.

Ok. I wasn't sure if this had been posted already, and this sure as hell disturbed me.

 

[Stratochu]

Re: Christian's Disturbing Most Recent OKCupid Profile Pictu

I was looking through the CWCKI and decided to check out the article on Chris' dating profiles. I followed the link to his OKCupid profile and saw a very disturbing profile pic. I'm not sure if this has been posted before, so bear with me on this.
http://ak2.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_imag ... 49748.jpeg
He has like a weird pig tails thing going on in the back with his Fabio hair, he appears to be in some sort of restaurant, and he's looking past the camera slightly, possibly eyeing some ass.

McDonald's interior? Check. Bedbug bite on his nose? Check. Fugly hair? Check. Appearing unwashed? Check. No idea if his pants have vaccines under them tho.

Forget getting china, and not even the Cadillac and BMW will help him get china, they are both outdated and mechanically decrepit, they smell like vaccines, Ats and rotten watermelons, and assuming Chris hasn't learned to drive a manual, the BMW is probably a goner from transmission failure now.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Re: Christian's Disturbing Most Recent OKCupid Profile Pictu

Worst part is those cars would help in a place as small as ruckersville or Charlottesville... but the smells...THE SMELLS

 

[brooklynbailiff]

Re: Christian's Disturbing Most Recent OKCupid Profile Pictu

Great thread.