Christmas at 14BC? -

[Stratochu]

What do you think and have done for Christmas Eve, and what do you think their plans for Christmas Day are?

I think Chris bought gifts for himself and at Goodwill, stopped at Sheetz and got q-sands and fountain drinks along with buying EXPENSIVE gas for his Cadillac, and put in a VHS of some 80s or 90s holiday cartoon or maybe a holiday special of All That, then after that ends, they both crash into slumber, Chris holding his 3DS, PSP, GBA or Vita and cuddling awkwardly with at least one pet on her filthy orange recliner, come Christmas evening they will go to a soup kitchen or church for Christmas dinner, repeat the events of Christmas Eve evening minus q-sands.

Anyone else got ideas?

 

[Ja'mie]

Nope, no soup kitchen. What a slanderous and Hateful lie to spread.

 

[Scuttle456]

Chris and Barb havent been very good this year.. so probably two stockings full of coal to add to the hoard

 

[CatParty]

 

[Scuttle456]

In all seriousness.. I think there are no presents, no christmas goose, no plum pudding, no nothing really..

Neither Barb nor Chris have the capability nor desire to christmas shop for eachother.... I think both spent the whole day watching christmas specials of I love Lucy, Gilligans Island, the Andy Griffith Show etc..

Not to mention Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer, The Grinch, Little drummer boy and other claymation christmas specials from the 60s-70s

 

[Kosher Dill]

I think Barb will just send him on errands as usual, and he'll waste a lot of EXPENSIVE! gas looking for places that are open on Christmas that sell butt cream, socks, Mason jars, and so on. Much STRESS will be had as Barb harangues him over the phone every 10 minutes asking why he's not back yet.

The Odds:
Of Chris getting a present from Barb - 10000:1
Of Chris getting a present from the mental retardation outreach unit at church after he filled out a "wish card" - 50:1
Of Barb getting a present from Chris - 20:1
Of Barb getting a present from Chris that's not a pack of dimestore candy - 1000000:1
Of Snoopy and Clover getting the royal treatment for a day: Flat zero.

 

[Bgheff]

The Chandlers have no friends or family, so i'd bet they don't really celebrate. Besides, Santa is a jerk who never delivers a tied up boyfriend free girl under the tree.

 

[Foulmouth]

I bet they're eating duck, with a side serve of pickles.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

It probably barely feels like Christmas over there. I wouldn't be shocked if Barb told Chris to buy himself something this month but to keep it under a certain price then straight up told him what to get her.

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

Remembering Jesus and all

 

[Ja'mie]

People like that keep their Christmas decorations up all year long. Hey, broken clocks are still right twice a day.

 

[fuzzypickles]

Probably yet another typical, miserable day in their lives. At least they got the tree up in the living room.

 

[House Of Reeves]

Christmas Eve, business as usual. Video games, butt cream, and sadness. On Christmas Day, I predict nothing much happening. Maybe a holiday special viewing, maybe a crappy present or two. Maybe if the planets are aligned right, they will attend a family party or a Church event. Chris will most likely bitch about being single again. Food will be consumed, either in large quantities, or small quantities. Quality of said food depends on what they do. If it's a party, maybe the yearly vegetable will be consumed.

Either way, Christmas will more than likely suck.

 

[CatParty]

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[MysticMisty]

Just another day in the hoard. Except with Christmas specials on TV and maybe Chris bought Barb a thoughtless bag of candy from the closest drugstore.

 

[PCA]

Maybe he finally got his PS4 life upgrade?

 

[Chris_R]

The ass-patters will team up with Chris' ex-high school galpals and pool their money to buy Chris' porn collection. They will also throw in a PS4 as a bonus. It will surely be a Miracle on 14 Branchland Court!

 

[Mr. 0]

Perhaps this year will finally be the year that Santa brings Chris his long-awaited sweetheart.

But then Santa will turn out to be a troll and get a minifig when it turns out she can't whisk him away from the hoard.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

At least they've had the Christmas tree up... since 1987.

 

[Scuttle456]

A Merry and Joyous Christmas to the Chandler family! May it be filled with light and merriment! May their every wish come true in the coming year ( barring the deaths of anyone of course!)