Christmas presents for your favourite Kiwis -

[Monika H.]

Hallo, hallo!!

Christmas is coming, and the moment to exchange gifts is coming along.
I know there's already the Secret Santa thread, but here all kind of presents are welcome!

So what kind of gifts would you give to your favorite Kiwis?

To @Nekromantik, I'd give a new kitchen set + oven
To @J A N D E K, a new puppy to match his sweetness
To @Y2K Baby, a special thing
To @ATaxingWoman a good collection of paid taxes and a Gestapo team to hunt down tax evaders
To @Venus, 50 games/comics/movies of her choosing
To @Cosmos, either a puppy or something pet related, since she's a full-time friends of dogs
To @dysentery and @ICameToplaY, a boatful of likes
To @Gym Leader Elesa, all the gold of this world and the gemstones wouldn't match her beauty - maybe a paid commission by Luminaura
To @Okkervils, a book on MeToo written by Asia Argento herself
To @FierceBrosnan, a suit because I think he would be super hot in it
To @PrincessJupiter, I'm not really sure, maybe you could give me an hint?
To @Apoth42 - a good stack of his favorite hentai artists
To @A Taxing Woman
To @Brad Watson_Miami , some new clothes or something he really wants, since it's both his birthday and Christmas (PM me Brad!)

I'll write up more as they come to mind!
Happy Christmas!!

 

[Y2K Baby]

What is the special thing.

 

[Nekromantik]

To @Nekromantik, I'd give a new kitchen set + oven

Oh Heinrich, I love it.

I'll make sure to invite you to the first meal I cook.

 

[Monika H.]

Oh Heinrich, I love it.
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I'll make sure to invite you to the first meal I cook.

I'll look forward to it!

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Everyone on this forum will get an album of those barking dogs singing Jingle Bells.

 

[The Shadow]

I have this idea of individual knit socks for each toe. Everyone's getting that! Unless you got a stump.

 

[QU 734]

Every user gets a nice card and the sweet release of death.

 

[J A N D E K]

To @J A N D E K, a new puppy to match his sweetness

Awwww, I love him so much... Best Christmas ever!
Thank you so much, mein herr. Merry Christmas, my dear master Heinrich. We love you and are your faithful companions for life.

 

[Haunter]

Yikes, I was also gonna get @Y2K Baby a special thing. Um... maybe I'll pickup a special thing holder, I guess?

 

[Nekromantik]

I will make a big Kiwi feast with my new oven.

 

[UE 558]

Access to the dirtypotter discord for @ASoulMan and some gay furry shit for @NARPASSWORD and an Agent 47 tux for @2odastream

 

[Prussian Blue]

I intend on sending Null a kiwi fruit for each member here. I feel opening 25, 000 pieces of rotten fruit is a good metaphor for this site.

 

[QU 734]

Yikes, I was also gonna get @Y2K Baby a special thing. Um... maybe I'll pickup a special thing holder, I guess?

I have a sneaking suspicion that @Y2K Baby is the special thing holder.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I have this idea of individual knit socks for each toe. Everyone's getting that! Unless you got a stump.

And not a personally knit sock monkey?
I think that's a bit of a missed opportunity there.

 

[the autist of dojima]

I would give @CoolGuyHitler a new pair of sunglasses

 

[LN 910]

Access to the dirtypotter discord for @ASoulMan and some gay furry shit for @NARPASSWORD and an Agent 47 tux for @2odastream

 

[Nekromantik]

I have a sneaking suspicion that @Y2K Baby is the special thing holder.

@Y2K Baby is special.

 

[cypocraphy]

@Alpha Loves You

 

[oh look another tomofag]

@Heinrich Himmler here have a funny meme

 

[J A N D E K]

If only I could, I would get @dysentery a signed copy of TJ Church’s “Law Enfarcement” script &/or something practical and useful, like a new mouse to keep up with all the mass-liking and generous rating clicks. Merry Christmas, dear friend <3