Lolcow Christopher J. McGee / Chris McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends - "Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.

sad cowboy cat

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let's see: do you contribute money to any organization? do you contribute labor? do you do voluntary work? do you pay taxes? have you ever tried to help anyone around you? at the bare minimum, are you capable of being someone people can rely on emotionally? a good friend?

of course not. all you're good for is traumatizing teens and repulsing society at large. your biggest and only service to people is thankfully being too much of a chickenshit coward to actually mongle irl kids. you're worth less than the data necessary to display this post.
 

Banworld

Never knows best.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - ERP rapist
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Do we really need to have a contest on who is worse? Shrimpy that role plays rape with kids while pretending to be a kid or a police officer who took a knee on somebody's neck? I mean both are terrible people. I don't know why your government is funding them but at least one will stop someone like Shrimpy from raping kids.

A bold move, demanding to be paid to groom minors.
 

GethN7

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - ERP rapist
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Do we really need to have a contest on who is worse? Shrimpy that role plays rape with kids while pretending to be a kid or a police officer who took a knee on somebody's neck? I mean both are terrible people. I don't know why your government is funding them but at least one will stop someone like Shrimpy from raping kids.

Three dumb premises for the price of one.

1. Not all cops all cold blooded killers. In the case being cited, it's doubtful the cop in question was an actual killer based on forensic evidence, though as yet it's to be determined in a court of law. In any case, one swallow does not make a spring.

2. Unless you're an absolute NEET, that's no excuse. If you have some means doing something for society and are not rendered a comatose invalid, you can do something for others.

3. Money for nothing is ridiculous pipe dream. Even the people who get tardbux are expected to spend it promptly and put it right back into the economy in some fashion.
 
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Three dumb premises for the price of one.

1. Not all cops all cold blooded killers. In the case being cited, it's doubtful the cop in question was an actual killer based on forensic evidence, though as yet it's to be determined in a court of law. In any case, one swallow does not make a spring.

2. Unless you're an absolute NEET, that's no excuse. If you have some means doing something for society and are not rendered a comatose invalid, you can do something for others.

3. Money for nothing is ridiculous pipe dream. Even the people who get tardbux are expected to spend it promptly and put it right back into the economy in some fashion.

This is in regards to points 2 and 3:
As it was mentioned in other threads, tardbux or a tugboat is given as a way to supplement any money made from the individual's limited capacity to work. It's expected that a decent chunk of the total money made and received would be spent on the cost of living, especially if the individual lives on their own. Shrimpy is always bitching about the majority of his tugboat being used for rent and anything leftover is for him to use towards the essentials. Since Shrimpy would rather blow the money on vidya, he's left with nothing for the essentials. This wouldn't be the case if he had a part time job to help make pocket change to be able to both afford the essentials and vidya once rent is paid. Shrimpy just happens to be a lazy fuck who wants to leech off society. If a person with down's syndrome can handle working a part time job, so can Shrimpy.
 

MarineTrainedTard

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You betcha, Shrimpy, poorly-trained and/or apathetic or actively malicious cops are a net loss for society, and it's pretty obvious there's a serious issue with cops who abuse authority or use unecessary force; even if Floyd died for reasons unrelated to have his neck knelt on (which I doubt is the case), I agree that the cop in question used excessive force.

With that said, the actual reality of the situation is that this does not apply to the average cop, most cops are legitimately decent people trying to serve their communities, and have contributed more to society than you, a jobless moron who only hasn't actually molested a child because he's too lazy to, ever has and ever will.
 

Randall Fragg

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So in Shrimpyland, I should work hard at my job so the government can come in, take a big chunk of my paycheck, and give it to a fat lazy pedo so he can shove pizza in his foodhole and fap to anime kiddy porn?
What’s stopping me from quitting my job and riding easy on those sweet govbux?
 

Anonymus Fluhre

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So in Shrimpyland, I should work hard at my job so the government can come in, take a big chunk of my paycheck, and give it to a fat lazy pedo so he can shove pizza in his foodhole and fap to anime kiddy porn?
What’s stopping me from quitting my job and riding easy on those sweet govbux?
Turning out to be like any other Chris we have threads on?
 

Anonymus Fluhre

No man fears what he has seen grow
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Besides the their feelings on their tugboat, both are sexual deviants that are easily catfished.
We have a lot more than two Chris threads here. I swear it's a common name for a lolcow. Chris Chitwood is always a good read as he's constantly lying about himself and wants people to believe he's a tough guy with a 167 IQ but comes off as another retard with subpar intelligence.
 

Archeopthryx

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Hey Shrimpy, remember saying to your "friends" that you won't read this forum for your mental health? You really are great at betraying your "friends'" trust. This is why everyone is tired of you. You don't have an ounce of honor in your words. You'll just whine it away because you're "autistic" or "honor is white patriarchy" or something as dumb as your ever fattening head. You are a bad friend.
 
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Happy 35th birthday you pederast!
 

Archeopthryx

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Man. Four years of pretending to be uwu enby trans.
How much did Shrimpy get when posting his Paypal for pitybucks to the trans community?
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Lying for pity. Shrimpy barged in here when his thread was dead for over a year. Nobody cared who Shrimpy is before that.
Also another hit for the shrimpyrandom.txt bingo: "dogwhistles my own harassment"
 

GethN7

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Man. Four years of pretending to be uwu enby trans.
How much did Shrimpy get when posting his Paypal for pitybucks to the trans community?
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Lying for pity. Shrimpy barged in here when his thread was dead for over a year. Nobody cared who Shrimpy is before that.
Also another hit for the shrimpyrandom.txt bingo: "dogwhistles my own harassment"

I find it hilarious he wants it both ways. He want to bitch he was harassed, but wants the pity for goading people to do it to him.

If he wasn't egging on people to mess with him on purpose, his whining might be a tad less hypocritical.
 
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LoverofPi

Mmmmm, delicious pi.
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Man. Four years of pretending to be uwu enby trans.
How much did Shrimpy get when posting his Paypal for pitybucks to the trans community?
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Lying for pity. Shrimpy barged in here when his thread was dead for over a year. Nobody cared who Shrimpy is before that.
Also another hit for the shrimpyrandom.txt bingo: "dogwhistles my own harassment"

Technically he didn't even have a thread when he barged in. He'd been mentioned all of twice in another thread and then barged in looking for a fight a year later, and then he got a thread. And honestly, I think he loves that he has a thread here, because in his mind, it validates him and shields him from all criticism. It's literally his go to any time he gets shit is to go "KF lies you guys!" and to blame Harris for something.

Chris really just needs to admit he's envious of Hbomb's success and wants it for himself, instead of trying to unperson him and accuse him of theft of the most common series title ever.
 

Spunt

A Leading Source of Experimental Internet Gas
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Shrimps, it's "from each according to his ability" not "from each according to whether they're oppressed enby uwu or if they feel like it."

In a Communist state, Shrimpy would be found able to work and forced to shovel pig shit or mine coal. Also, anime will be banned as Bourgeois.
 

Battlecruiser3000ad

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No you see, communist countries had 100% employment because they provided all citizens well paid dreamjobs of their choosing, such as the Chief Anime Appraiser, to be worked at your leisure from your home.
It certainly wasn't because being unemployed was a crime.
 
Shrimps, it's "from each according to his ability" not "from each according to whether they're oppressed enby uwu or if they feel like it."

In a Communist state, Shrimpy would be found able to work and forced to shovel pig shit or mine coal. Also, anime will be banned as Bourgeois.

It's funny how he assumes the black bloc would protect him from being forced to shovel shit.
 

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