Christopher James Kluwe / @ChrisWarcraft / Loate - Kluweless football player for the Minnesota Vikings turned gamergate autist turned regular autist

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Chris Kluwe is a WoW player (username Loate) and relatively infamous name to anyone who was an observer to gamergate, and he still pops up from time to time for whatever autistic rant he's going on at the moment, typically in relation to Trump, the "rise" of fascism in America, or general social justice topics.

Before that though, he was the punter for the Minnesota Vikings for 2005 through 2013. During this time he witnessed an incident of statutory rape involving two of his coworkers and did nothing about it. The same article implies he takes rape in general pretty lightly given how for months he used the details of the Penn State case as a joke, ripping a hole in the back of his pants and calling himself a victim mockingly. He was dropped from the team in 2013, a decision which he claims was over his support of gay marriage despite him admitting he has no proof of this.

He popped up on the radar again with gamergate, as mentioned earlier. His foray into gamergate began with an ANGERY Medium post that quickly attracted the attention of GG autists on Reddit. All of this is a random.txt candidate but the intro is probably my favorite part:
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He spent the remainder of his time in gamergate being generally not very useful, publicly showing his support of notorious pedophile Sarah Butts who he's still in contact with as recently as April and he still follows, getting into the CON Skype Group where among many other things he accused Mike Cernovich of watching child porn (on Christmas, no less), fighting with TotalBiscuit, backing another person associated with pedophilia (our best friend Ali Rapp), and appearing in unhinged debates with David Pakman, Mercedes Carrera and Thernovich.

Since gamergate, Chris has moved on to other topics of social justice importance. One notable incident occurred earlier this year which convicted felon @theralph put together a write up on. Chris is convinced that Trump is going to start systemically murdering people and the only way to prevent that is to form an armed resistance. You can also observe him getting pissy with fellow gamergate lolcow A Man in Black who rightfully called Chris out on being fucking psycho.
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The rants from him just keep coming. Here he is just today bitching about freedom of speech and the ACLU:
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His link to the rat king is small but extant, the main ones he's in contact with because he still follows them are Izzy Galvez and Sarah Butts, although many more trannies are a fan of him including our other best friend Nora Reed.

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Hey kinda nice to see this blow hard get a thread you know just to add some cringe here's a virtue signaling radio he aired on sports talk radio in 2012 (oh I'm gonna have fun here)
https://youtu.be/nkSvuvltrR0
 
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I was wondering the other day why we didn’t have a thread on this faggot.

The fact that he takes rape, underage rape at that, so lightly really surprised me when he got so much asspats from the social justice crowd for supporting Zoe “Cunt” Quinn. Everyone glosses over him not doing anything after making that accusation which is disgusting. Then you see him support other pedophiles like Sarah “Nicholas” Nyberg and questions come up.

Is Chris Kluwe a pedophile too?
 

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I think this thread might benefit from a little context into Kluwe's career. To be clear, this is 110% monday morning quarterbacking, but this is for the benefit of those who don't follow the NFL.

We have to go to the time frame between 2010-2012. Kluwe is nearing last years with the Vikes. Now, the Vikes were never a great team. They've suffered from poor coaching and some asleep-at-the-wheel drafting of talent. However, that shouldn't be an issue for individual performance. ESPECIALLY in the position Kluwe played. When you think NFL player, don't think:



Think this:



He was a punter. Literally, his only job was to step onto the field once in a while to kick the ball as far as he could. And even in that? He failed. He was fucking up kicks for field goals and turnovers in a way that I imagine few Kiwis could. So, here comes 2013 and the end of Kluwe's contract.

The Vikes knew he was terrible and the writing was on the wall as soon as October 2012. He started to crusade about how the Vikings were kicking him out because he supported gay marriage. If anyone's been to Minnesota, you'll know for a fact that their attitude towards homosexuals is a mixture of outright support or simple ambivalence. This really looks like Kluwe is trying to tarnish the Vikings' name for his inevitable release from contract. In fact, in the year 2012, Minnesota voted against amending the state constitution from defining marriage as one man and one woman. Within 10 months, gay marriage was legal.

An investigation was launched by the state into Kluwe's allegations towards the Vikings and that ended up being settled out of court.

But, no firings occurred. Nothing happened other than Kluwe getting a check in what looks to be damn near extortion-like behavior.

Kluwe would get picked up by the Oakland Raiders for the 2013 season. However, he'd get released 4 days before the season started.

To be brutally honest, if Kluwe wants to embarrass the Vikings then just let them play football. He already did that multiple times to them on the field.
 
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I am surprised that it took this long for this guy to get a thread.. Considering the other anti-GG idiots that already got theirs.

Also, why does every male SJW have a backstory that is rape-related? The need for virtue points is not completely unjustified it seems.
 

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I am surprised that it took this long for this guy to get a thread.. Considering the other anti-GG idiots that already got theirs.

Also, why does every male SJW have a backstory that is rape-related? The need for virtue points is not completely unjustified it seems.
I think Null didnt like celebrity threads but Shia provides precedence

As for the rape thing, it's probably compensation for not doing the right thing when it was time to be counted. Guilty conscience and all that.

"this is weird and unhelpful"
Sums up every single detail about Chris Kluwe.
One of the more fascinating things about Chris was how his efforts proactively made things worse for his own team (kind of like his football career hurf hurf) every step of the way by Enraging/motivating GG's and validating Trolls by being a massive cunt, Why did he think shit flinging would discourage those evil goobergrapers?



What a nice man.

Cute how he lives in a mansion and lectures people on privalidge.
 
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One of the more fascinating things about Chris was how his efforts proactively made things worse for his own team every step of the way by Enraging/motivating GG's and validating Trolls by being a massive cunt, Why did he think shit flinging would discourage those evil goobergrapers?



What a nice man.

Cute how he lives in a mansion and lectures people on privalidge.
I watched the debate between them on Pakman's show, she was destroying him.

He is also in Zoe Quinn's shitty new game, there was a screen cap posted in her thread a few weeks ago..
 

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The premium British radio news programme had an NFL star on Thursday morning to explain the "take a knee" thing, and turns out its because Trump eats babies while calling down the apocalypse.

Now I know where I recognised the NFL stars name from.

it'll be on here somewhere.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b095ptt3
Make that "disgraced former NFL star" and it'd be spot on for Kluweless.
 
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