If I looked like Shrimpy and had his unhealthy sexual fixation on underage boys, I'd probably cope with the unfortunate reality by shooting myself. I personally think a bullet to the head is less painful than being a pedophile in prison. But that's just me.I mean if I looked like a blobfish I'd probably be projecting pretty damn hard to compensate for the unfortunate reality.
BTW, I don't condone Shrimpy or any other lolcow committing suicide.
Besides, it's not like Shrimpy would try to actually off himself anyway. He's too much of a coward and a narcissist.
Although in the event that Shrimpy does get busted for CP, he is going to have his mind shattered.
If he isn't beaten, raped, or killed by the other inmates, it will be because he will be in some form of solitary confinement in a protective custody unit. A narcissist like Shrimpy who spends most of his life interacting with fellow SJW's on the internet would consider solitary confinement to be Hell on Earth.