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Midlife Sperglord

Sperging over console gaming.
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Is he claiming that getting gear in FF14 isn't easy? Bitch please, it's as bad at hand holding as WoW is now as is any MMO these days. They're casual messes that are only good for the fluff. Don't worry Chris, more and more people in MMO's will know about you so it's best to just stick with single player games. Steam and mobile services have a bunch of clicker games you can get into.
Shrimpy is probably the only person in the world who would complain about how difficult Clicker Heroes is.
 
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Porque no los dos?

Why not kill all MAPs?
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I just don't understand how you can be so incompetent as a HEALER! That seems like the easiest role to play, unless there's more to it than I realize. Not exactly up to snuff on MMOs.
Healer is hard as fuck, more so when you play on a controller like Shrimpy does. In fact, because of how much a Healer has to do and pay attention to, it's better to stick with keyboard and mouse for it since the controller has too much of a delay to switch between shit to be any kind of use.

So says a FF14 player who is a controller only user and learned that it's almost impossible to heal well with it.
 

Hank Scorpio

True & Honest Fan
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To be a competent healer, you have to be a competent player first, and Shrimpy isn't (stands in fire, won't learn fight mechanics). If you can't do basic shit you will fail at every role you try. Also, you have to manage MP (which Shrimpy fails at in FFXI due to not taking a knee when he has to, not sure about FFXIV) and aggro (not sure how much of a problem this is for healers in FFXIV but it did occasionally give me trouble as a healer in FFXI). In FFXI at least, some heals generate different levels of enmity than others and you have to understand that and be able to manage. Dead healers don't heal anybody. FFXI also has two different healing stances (Afflatus Solace and Afflatus Misery) that you need to understand and switch between as appropriate.

Also if you genuinely care about your teammates and want to do right by them, being a healer can be very stressful because you feel like whenever someone dies that its your fault. But we all know that this is never a problem for a self-absorbed piece of shit like Shrimpy.
I'm not all the way up to max level on white mage in XIV, but you can just kind of stand there to regain MP if you need to. As far as aggro, it depends on the spell you're using and if your tank is capable enough to pull the aggro back away from you if you have to use a higher tiered healing move. There's something sort of akin to stances in XIV as well, but it more deals with the lotus system, at least for white mages, I haven't really fucked with the other healing class in the game.
 

Anonymus Fluhre

No man fears what he has seen grow
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Healer is hard as fuck, more so when you play on a controller like Shrimpy does. In fact, because of how much a Healer has to do and pay attention to, it's better to stick with keyboard and mouse for it since the controller has too much of a delay to switch between shit to be any kind of use.

So says a FF14 player who is a controller only user and learned that it's almost impossible to heal well with it.
Since both the PS4 and the XBox One allow you to use a keyboard and mouse there's no excuse not to.
 

Save the Loli

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Sometimes I wondered why Shrimpy has a bondage kink. Then I remembered what country is infamously a center for bondage kink back in the 90's. Germany. Where did Shotagonist came from? Germany. He's also into uniforms. Who's also connected by the left media to uniforms? Nazis.

There are too many coincidences, Shrimpy. You have translated us making fun of your giant nose as anti-semitism meaning you connect that having a giant ugly honker is exclusively Trump's Chosen. You hate other races like the Latinos. Do you even make friends with black people?
So you're saying Shrimpy jerks it to Holocaust porn and Ernst Rohm and wants nothing more than to be thrown into Auschwitz?
 
Shrimpy has never seen himself as a team player. As a healer, you must always maintain a line of communication with the tank, especially in a "tank n spank" situation. Being a healer is often a thankless role, especially when the damage dealers are concerned. You must have knowledge of the fight, know to not stand in the fire, keep the tank alive, perform triage on the damage dealers (keeping the ones with the highest damage output alive), and in certain situations, keeping another healer alive. Shrimpy is too autistic to juggle so many tasks, especially with his inability to handle criticism.
 

MarineTrainedTard

You got the COVID! Coronavirus, big time!
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Shrimpy has never seen himself as a team player. As a healer, you must always maintain a line of communication with the tank, especially in a "tank n spank" situation. Being a healer is often a thankless role, especially when the damage dealers are concerned. You must have knowledge of the fight, know to not stand in the fire, keep the tank alive, perform triage on the damage dealers (keeping the ones with the highest damage output alive), and in certain situations, keeping another healer alive. Shrimpy is too autistic to juggle so many tasks, especially with his inability to handle criticism.
Honestly it's brain-dead easy to heal most content outside of Extreme Primals or Savage 8-Man raids but Shrimpy can't even handle that
 
Honestly it's brain-dead easy to heal most content outside of Extreme Primals or Savage 8-Man raids but Shrimpy can't even handle that
It seems like he mixes his uwu persona into things. He would never survive World of Warcraft dungeons/raids, especially the pugs and mythical. I wouldn't be surprised if he purposely causes a wipe when something triggers him.
 

Archeopthryx

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Has anyone grabbed the video he said he "deleted"
If you could go through that dull gameplay. Dude needs to edit out the boring parts but that's too hard for the unemployed blobfish.

But check this new sperge-out.
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You didn't register for the last election and there is no evidence that you registered for this election. Stop bullshitting. You want to remain the illusion that you don't have agency that's why you don't vote or do the effort to be able to. The only ableism here is your self-afflicted political death.


But just remember. You are whining about Biden being creepy and reeing about cancelling him when you yourself is a creep that fantasize about doing your bdsm kinks on kids. I know autism makes you unable to be self-aware but maybe Biden won because you and your shota-loving ilk went to bat for Sanders. Who would want to stand shoulder to shoulder arm in arm with a pedo?

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
He also retweeted that tweet himself. Like what he said matters.