Lolcow Christopher McGee / Chris McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends - "Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.

Porque no los dos?

Why not kill all MAPs?
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I like, and by like I mean laugh at, how Shrimp thinks it takes strength and courage to kill himself. When really offing yourself is the pussy way out.

Which he should be all for since he's a bigger pussy than the world's fattest cat.
 
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GethN7

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Some tweets in a reply to his carrd info:
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possible sock? reasons i suspect it - made this month, possibly today, nobody really interacts with his tweets nowadays and he saw that the DMs had been posted here, tweeted about it 2 hours ago, and this random account replies to his pinned around the exact same time. around half past 10pm EST. tweets from this account started quarter to 10pm EST, last tweet at 10:02 pm. feels odd.

edit: an archive link to the profile i was unable to get earlier - http://archive.md/SRdTd
 
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possible sock? reasons i suspect it - made this month, possibly today, nobody really interacts with his tweets nowadays and he saw that the DMs had been posted here, tweeted about it 2 hours ago, and this random account replies to his pinned around the exact same time. around half past 10pm EST. tweets from this account started quarter to 10pm EST, last tweet at 10:02 pm. feels odd.
My guess is that based on whatever narrative he needs, he'll create a sock to either white knight him or to "abuse" him. It's been established that he has an abuse fetish, so I wouldn't be surprised if he does it to himself. It also helps with his whole poor little uwu shota boy narrative. It also seems that some people have distanced themselves to avoid being lumped in with a pederast.

Also, just to avoid double posting, how do you think Shrimpy would react to Mindless Self Indulgence.
 

LoverofPi

Mmmmm, delicious pi.
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My guess is that based on whatever narrative he needs, he'll create a sock to either white knight him or to "abuse" him. It's been established that he has an abuse fetish, so I wouldn't be surprised if he does it to himself. It also helps with his whole poor little uwu shota boy narrative. It also seems that some people have distanced themselves to avoid being lumped in with a pederast.

Also, just to avoid double posting, how do you think Shrimpy would react to Mindless Self Indulgence.
He has been caught and called out for both white knighting and harassing himself on RP forums before, so it fits his MO.

ETA: Specifically, white knighting and harassing himself at the same time on the same forum via multiple accounts.
 
remember when he used to call himself samantha and tried to get people to roleplay and talk about incest with him? another thing he denies being into but rest assured clawshrimpy's got a hard on for bro-on-bro incest.

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edit: he's also got a fiverr page! - http://archive.md/V0i2v
and here's the art he presumably commissioned:
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remember when he used to call himself samantha and tried to get people to roleplay and talk about incest with him? another thing he denies being into but rest assured clawshrimpy's got a hard on for bro-on-bro incest.

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edit: he's also got a fiverr page! - http://archive.md/V0i2v
and here's the art he presumably commissioned:
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Remember to archive when you know Shrimpy would just DFE. Archiving also adds despair points to Shrimpy because he now knows he fucked up.


You would know this is Shrimpy simply because of this:
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Sporty clothes: Check.
Bondage: Check
Sexualized underage characters: Check
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The Littlest Shitlord

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I don't know why his older brother still takes care of him, giving that he has to know that Shrimpy is into both incest and pedophilia. I mean, not only is he a gross creep, but he is having incestuous fantasies about you. I guess that there's no chance of him actually hitting on/molesting his brother given that he's not young anymore, but it's still disgusting to think about. Also Shrimpy is evidently so dangerously stupid that he has to be banned from using the stove, making him a risk in another way.
 
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Archeopthryx

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I don't know why his older brother still takes care of him, giving that he has to know that Shrimpy is into both incest and pedophilia. I mean, not only is he a gross creep, but he is having incestuous fantasies about you. I guess that there's no chance of him actually hitting on/molesting his brother given that he's not young anymore, but it's still disgusting to think about. Also Shrimpy is evidently so dangerously stupid that he has to be banned from using the stove, making him a risk in another way.
Younger. Uriel is younger.
 

GethN7

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Younger. Uriel is younger.
With an "older" brother like this, that's a VERY easy thing to get wrong. Uriel must be utterly embarrassed to know he has to be the mature one compared to the incestuous pedophile sibling who has humiliation and abuse fantasies. Can't say I'd blame him either.
 
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I don't know why his older brother still takes care of him, giving that he has to know that Shrimpy is into both incest and pedophilia. I mean, not only is he a gross creep, but he is having incestuous fantasies about you. I guess that there's no chance of him actually hitting on/molesting his brother given that he's not young anymore, but it's still disgusting to think about. Also Shrimpy is evidently so dangerously stupid that he has to be banned from using the stove, making him a risk in another way.
With an "older" brother like this, that's a VERY easy thing to get wrong. Uriel must be utterly embarrassed to know he has to be the mature one compared to the incestuous pedophile sibling who has humiliation and abuse fantasies. Can't say I'd blame him either.
Then there's the fact that any shared media device might be a pandora's box of CP. The one time Uriel found the digimon porn should have been the time he banned Shrimpy from using the computer, period. I wouldn't be surprised if he has to utilize child-locks on everything.
 
Then there's the fact that any shared media device might be a pandora's box of CP. The one time Uriel found the digimon porn should have been the time he banned Shrimpy from using the computer, period. I wouldn't be surprised if he has to utilize child-locks on everything.
that cp claim isn't outlandish in the slightest, considering another website he signed up for in 2015, gayboystube, is also a hotbed for child porn. the dumbfuck used the same passwords for every website. it's obvious why he signed up there too.

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MarineTrainedTard

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Zoomed out, that doesn't look terrible at least, I guess. Just don't look too closely at it.

I'm much more upset by his disgusting fucking fingernails, though, holy shit my dude

e: that's also a $28 model and $20 worth of paint, but this bitch is still begging for food money or else he'll "starve"
 

MarineTrainedTard

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I can't really get over that that model is priced at $28. I could buy 3 1/35 scale model tank or jeep with little people in them. Also a complete basic Vallejo paints for less than 20 bucks.
Specific miniatures for specific fantasy/sci-fi wargames are outrageously expensive and only for turbo-autists. I would know, I buy them
 

Archeopthryx

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Specific miniatures for specific fantasy/sci-fi wargames are outrageously expensive and only for turbo-autists. I would know, I buy them
Shift to Gundams and shit. Better for the wallet and you could put it in your resume as hobbies if you're entering into an engineering or car detailing job.

Anyways since he has shaky old man hands, wouldn't it be better if he painted the thing green and then paint the other parts grey since he wanted the green to be in the deeper recesses? But no we have another piece destroyed. Thick green paint, Grey brush strokes, and uneven and under-painted roots.

Jesus, you're turning 35 a few weeks from now. Stop embarrassing yourself with this gradeschool tier jobs.

CMYK + White! This is the basic colors you need to paint everything! Medium paint so you could use layering techniques! Gloss coat and matte coats for finishing and protecting the piece from your greasy fingers after you finish it! That should be below $20! If you have cash enough for a pot of paint buy another bottle of white! You will go through those fast! Gold and silver for metallics! That is all you will need if you're in a budget! Silver + coat of black + medium or nuln oil for gun metal! I know you're reading this Shrimpy!