Lolcow Christopher McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends - Clawshrimpy is a *shota rape fetishist* and here's why; The Decade-Long Story of a Violent Pedophile Blobfish with Chronic Lying and Backstabbing Tendencies & his Posse of Faux-Leftist Serial Harassers

invictus

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This shit can't be real. He can't actually be that lacking in self-awareness. I don't want these tweets to exist. Why would someone complain about a video game making you shower in a public forum?
Because he's one of those nimrods that thinks any criticism of someone not performing a normal self care routine (bathing, washing, cleaning of any kind) is ableist. Because their spoons, you see, are so low that they can't devote energy to self care! It's ableist to assume they have the same energy levels as neurotypicals!

I've seen people like him spout that crap time and time again on tumblr and such back when I used to browse it before they removed all NSFW posts. Things like "hey um consider this: not everyone has the capacity to bathe every day!! and that's okay!!! don't impress neurotypical expectations on neurodivergents!! hth!!!"

It truly is a cancer. There's an alarming amount of people who think something as critical as bathing is a luxury and optional because they want to normalize depressive behavior.
 

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Let's do a Trolley Problem right here. What would Shrimpy choose?

The trolley is on route to kill Mamoru, who has been tied to the track by Harris. If Shrimpy pulls the lever, the track will switch over to kill a family of four.
The family of four is dying. That's easy.

You need a more sadistic version to really make him sweat.

For example, Mamoru is gonna be run over if he doesn't pull the lever. If he does, an exact clone of Mamoru gets run over.

Either way, he loses something he cares about, he just has to choose one or the other.
The answer to that is Shrimpy will sprout angelic wings and save his beloved Mamoru and forget about the family of four since they are kiwis who lied about him being gay for a fictional child.
You're all being way too optimistic about this. Chris can't handle the simple idea of responsibility. The real answer is that Chris collapses into a heap and blames those evil Kiwis for sending the Trolley as it mows down Mamoru.

He got triggered because he got told he smelled bad and had to take a shower in a video game.
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This offends Chris for a few reaons. As everyone says he takes it personally because he's actually an unhygenic sadsack, but also it's because Chris cannot consume media without self inserting. The potato is Chris's ideal self, so THAT being told it needs a shower means that people in the real world and in his escapism are telling him he stinks and ruining his safe place.
 

Mr. X

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You're all being way too optimistic about this. Chris can't handle the simple idea of responsibility. The real answer is that Chris collapses into a heap and blames those evil Kiwis for sending the Trolley as it mows down Mamoru.
Thus leaving the decision in the hands of another.

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Hank Scorpio

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Since when the fuck has crossdressing and drag been considered slurs and shit? The former is gender expression or kink and the latter is goddamned performance. Neither of these things are bad, but okay, Chris, sure.

It's hilarious watching a pedo shame people for having a kink, really.
 

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Hurting/killing few to save many leads to trolley problem/eugenics crap. We did the right thing.
Literally not what the Trolley Problem is you exceptional individual. Also further adding to my excitement when in five years he actually gets to "The Trolley Problem" mission.

Also I take pleasure in this out of context.
Well yeah, Coffin is awful too, but at least Coffin's just a hurtful bigoted ML, not a literal Nazi like Chris.
Also also in his latest tweets about the game he's complaining about being forced to take a shower... shocking literally no one. Hygiene is important you fat slug.

Also also also... adding too much to this post because I'm still reading, he's going to LOVE when all of these people whom he wants to kill show up later and actually help make a thing to get to a boss. They actually have a change of heart. He's literally going to have to accept help from people whom he hates. I'm rolling.
 
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Most people would want Shrimpy to visit a nuclear power plant and stay there until he's glowing green. Except maybe the IAEA, but they'd be glad to give Shrimpy a pile of nuclear waste to help him out.
 
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Shrimpy, since you clearly still read this thread, Al Charlopton is a cancer to the black community. He wants to keep racism alive and well to keep siphoning money from the black community to fund his $3000 suits and $1000 shoes. Supporting him means nothing since he will gladly toss you to the wolves to further his greed.

Then again, the only reason Shrimpy would support Charlopton is because they are both manifestations of their respective sins.
 

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I can't wait for the day a cop eventually arrests Chris.
That would require going outside the house in real life and not just in the fapfics he writes where Toledo OH is full of roving bands of rapists with an irresistible urge to rape a fat dicknosed slimeball. Maybe he'll get caught for CP or trying to rape the Dominos pizza guy. I hope the Dominos in Toledo know about Shrimpy and won't put any younger teenage male on delivery duty, at least not to Shrimpy's pit.
 

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You guys are mean. Look at what you did to poor ol' Shrimpy.

C'mon Shrimpy. Don't bullshit me. It took almost a month for you to notice a follower that mostly tweets about shota porn? You are extremely paranoid about your following. It's very impossible for you to not know about him and the porn since you:
1. Put your followers into some sort of delusional purity test to weed out the kiwis. Which have already infiltrated and deep undercover and you'll never catch them now.
2. Even use software to track your followers and following list.
3. Don't have anything else going on with your life except Twitter. Well except browsing the Farms to get some dirt on your perceived enemies.

Why are you here Shrimpy? Why do you want to show your followers the Farms? You think you could make them raid it? Have you noticed no one nowadays tell you to stop looking at your own thread? You have driven them outta your life man. The people that truly cared about you? They are gone. You either blocked and screamed at them and/or they left on their own. Not one of them wants to see your self-destruction anymore. The ones that are left are the ones who are there for the clown show. So dance, clown.
 

EurocopterTigre

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You should really just log into your account and talk to us directly Shrimpdick. Ironically, we probably care more about you and what you have to say than the people that follow you on Twitter just because of your pronouns.
 

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You should really just log into your account and talk to us directly Shrimpdick. Ironically, we probably care more about you and what you have to say than the people that follow you on Twitter just because of your pronouns.
At least then he could drop the pretense he isnt browsing the forums for Dirt on Harris.

C'mon you tubby faggot just pretend where those mean old anime bad guys and you're a boyish idealistic brave little scamp whose so outmatched but oh so brave to stand up with us because you've got heart and other such gay shit.
(dibs of fuhrer king bradley).
 
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You guys are mean. Look at what you did to poor ol' Shrimpy.

C'mon Shrimpy. Don't bullshit me. It took almost a month for you to notice a follower that mostly tweets about shota porn? You are extremely paranoid about your following. It's very impossible for you to not know about him and the porn since you:
1. Put your followers into some sort of delusional purity test to weed out the kiwis. Which have already infiltrated and deep undercover and you'll never catch them now.
2. Even use software to track your followers and following list.
3. Don't have anything else going on with your life except Twitter. Well except browsing the Farms to get some dirt on your perceived enemies.

Why are you here Shrimpy? Why do you want to show your followers the Farms? You think you could make them raid it? Have you noticed no one nowadays tell you to stop looking at your own thread? You have driven them outta your life man. The people that truly cared about you? They are gone. You either blocked and screamed at them and/or they left on their own. Not one of them wants to see your self-destruction anymore. The ones that are left are the ones who are there for the clown show. So dance, clown.
Holy shit, is LimpShrimp that bothered he got caught hating on Hispanic people and was seen in robes?! Prove us wrong, Shrimpy! Prove us wrong!

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