Lolcow Christopher McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends - Clawshrimpy is a *shota rape fetishist* and here's why; The Decade-Long Story of a Violent Pedophile Blobfish with Chronic Lying and Backstabbing Tendencies & his Posse of Faux-Leftist Serial Harassers

The Littlest Shitlord

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You know what'd get him to log in? If you somehow locked down the Harris thread so that only people who are logged in can see it.
On one hand, we'd get to laugh at the hypocrisy of Clawshrimpy posting on that evil, transphobic, ableist, buzzword buzzword Kiwi Farms. On the other hand, we'd have Clawshrimpy shrimping up our threads. It's a toss-up. Unless of course we can somehow get Harris posting on Kiwi Farms too. Hmm...
 

Viridian

Phthalo green is a basic bitch.
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You guys are mean. Look at what you did to poor ol' Shrimpy.

C'mon Shrimpy. Don't bullshit me. It took almost a month for you to notice a follower that mostly tweets about shota porn? You are extremely paranoid about your following. It's very impossible for you to not know about him and the porn since you:
1. Put your followers into some sort of delusional purity test to weed out the kiwis. Which have already infiltrated and deep undercover and you'll never catch them now.
2. Even use software to track your followers and following list.
3. Don't have anything else going on with your life except Twitter. Well except browsing the Farms to get some dirt on your perceived enemies.

Why are you here Shrimpy? Why do you want to show your followers the Farms? You think you could make them raid it? Have you noticed no one nowadays tell you to stop looking at your own thread? You have driven them outta your life man. The people that truly cared about you? They are gone. You either blocked and screamed at them and/or they left on their own. Not one of them wants to see your self-destruction anymore. The ones that are left are the ones who are there for the clown show. So dance, clown.
That's fucking rich, the pedophile blobfish who has repeatedly been caught shoving drawings of underage anime boys in bondage in the faces of his RP partners (even after said RP partners explicitly told the blobfish they weren't into shota non-con ahead of time) is complaining about someone else having "problematic art" on their Twitter. What a fucking laugh. I bet the real reason he unfollowed that art Twitter is because he approached them about getting some commissioned fap material done for free (because he's neurodivergent and spends all his money on vidya and wank pillows disadvantaged and he really needs some self-care right now uwu) and they said no.
 
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On one hand, we'd get to laugh at the hypocrisy of Clawshrimpy posting on that evil, transphobic, ableist, buzzword buzzword Kiwi Farms. On the other hand, we'd have Clawshrimpy shrimping up our threads. It's a toss-up. Unless of course we can somehow get Harris posting on Kiwi Farms too. Hmm...
(Stress sigh) (:_(Decisions decisions. To see a triggered LimpShrimp perform his little number. Oh decisions.


You know, gotta say. For such a beta male, the description of 'violent pedophile' seems like the last thing he'd be. Pedophile, sure, but violent? Can the dude throw a punch?

Edit: Yo @Coach Kreeton Of All That the fuck he do while I was gone from the Farms?
@PlasticOwls For one, he's been known to wander in chatrooms to search for underage kids to roleplay graphic fantasies with like Nyberg. Second, his target involves the underage, so he can get frustrated when he doesn't get his way. Violent he can get on anyone weaker than him, yes.

Finally he threw a bitchfit over the farms calling him out on him being a massive hypocrite on race and language on some random comics involving shota not being readable and knew full well that it was problematic. To which the farms called on his bull again.
 
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(Stress sigh) (:_(Decisions decisions. To see a triggered LimpShrimp perform his little number. Oh decisions.



@PlasticOwls For one, he's been known to wander in chatrooms to search for underage kids to roleplay graphic fantasies with like Nyberg. Second, his target involves the underage, so he can get frustrated when he doesn't get his way. Violent he can get on anyone weaker than him, yes.

Finally he threw a bitchfit over the farms calling him out on him being a massive hypocrite on race and language on some random comics involving shota not being readable and knew full well that it was problematic. To which the farms called on his bull again.
Fucker would a lose a fight to Tommy Tooter and he's too much of a pussy to get guns to compensate. What you described is deranged and predatory.

If that's violent, Chris Chan is the fucking Punisher
 

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Fucker would a lose a fight to Tommy Tooter and he's too much of a pussy to get guns to compensate. What you described is deranged and predatory.

If that's violent, Chris Chan is the fucking Punisher
Tooter hopped up on anything would annihilate Limp Shrimp and CWC would use his Megatron. One pistol-whip from that thingt and he'll be out cold. Almost forget the farms have cow tournaments. But what would ADF do?

Shit his pants and do nothing?
 
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Tooter hopped up on anything would annihilate Limp Shrimp and CWC would use his Megatron. One pistol-whip from that thingt and he'll be out cold. Almost forget the farms have cow tournaments. But what would ADF do?

Shit his pants and do nothing?
Clawshrimpy is a piece of shit with incel tendencies and a power fantasy, but guarantee he'd lose to 90% of the cows here.

Even Ricky Berwick can devastate Chris, and the dude cant even walk

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Singe

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I wonder now if Claw is gonna clown on his Twitter over the suspension of Mombot. He's known to fucking hate "the pretend japanese housewife"
 
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He's both a racist and a race traitor. Seriously, how the fuck do you manage that
According to Shrimpy you assmad. And laughing at his big honker is "anti-semetic."
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Because he has to appropriate another culture to further his victim complex.
Bad move Shrimpy. You're not Madonna.

Edit: Tried every reference to Jews, schnozz, and Semitic on this thread and no one called Shrimpy's nose a Jew nose or even alluded to it. Another projection by our closet racist.

Typical white male appropriating another people's racist ails.
 
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Anus

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You're full of shit, Chris. I called it a coke nose (probably not in this thread but still). What, is any comment on somebody's nose antisemitic? Are you insinuating all Jewish people have weird noses?

Also, "jsuyt?"That's got to be the most asinine typo you've made.
 

Chicken Picnic

aka crippled picnic
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According to Shrimpy you assmad. And laughing at his big honker is "anti-semetic."
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Because he has to appropriate another culture to further his victim complex.
Bad move Shrimpy. You're not Madonna.

Edit: Tried every reference to Jews, schnozz, and Semitic on this thread and no one called Shrimpy's nose a Jew nose or even alluded to it. Another projection by our closet racist.

Typical white male appropriating another people's racist ails.
Slight PL but my family is mixed, half white, and if racism against whites doesn't exist then I want to know why as a child I had to move house because of racial abuse against my family- having stones thrown at you when leaving the house etc

I want my white racism shield shrimp, please tell me how to claim it, cause no one tried to avoid stoning a white person cause they married a nog. They hated us all equally lmao.
 
According to Shrimpy you assmad. And laughing at his big honker is "anti-semetic."
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Because he has to appropriate another culture to further his victim complex.
Bad move Shrimpy. You're not Madonna.

Edit: Tried every reference to Jews, schnozz, and Semitic on this thread and no one called Shrimpy's nose a Jew nose or even alluded to it. Another projection by our closet racist.

Typical white male appropriating another people's racist ails.
Morning Shrimpy!
It is a well known fact that Al Charlopton is someone who wants to keep racism alive and well. He caters specifically to the blacks that enjoy using racism as an excuse to be lazy mooks. Many educated blacks along with other blacks who just want to go about with their day see him as a cancer to their community. DeBlasio only supports him because he is his wife's cuck. Yes, Al is a fucking racist, but he is someone who profits off of racism and fucking over his own.

Many of my relatives along with others in the restaurant business have dealt with Al Charlopton's mooks. They would go from business to business and make threats against them unless they paid Al's "protest protection" fee. If you offered them a job, they would refuse and move on since that wasn't their M.O. Other times they would threaten to take you to court for prejudice. Many restaurants opted the court route since the courts were wise to this bullshit and would often arrange a time for the case and then change it without notifying the mooks therefore causing the restaurants to win by default.

So yes, if you are a cracka who supports Charlopton, not only are you a race-traitor, but you are also a racist against p.o.c.
 

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