• "keep telling yourself that, chickenshit anonymous sociopathic little man who gets his jollies talking shit about his intellectual and moral superiors."

Lolcow Christopher McGee / Clawshrimpy / "Rose" / HungAndBuxom4chan Mech Sperg, hates Gurren Lagaan, Harasses & Stalks Hbomberguy, Shota Loving Pedofork

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  1. His mom needs to turn off his internet and make him get a job. :optimistic:

    Grow the hell up Chris, you miserable neet. The farms never targeted anybody who didn't deserve it.
     
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  2. i get serious nick bate vibes from this. not just in that they're both pedos, but in their internet prescence.

    i cant lose the feeling that literally anything anyone says to him is going to end up being his masturbation fodder

    call him a dumb faggot? "uwu i-im so w-weak and fragile" (furious jerking off heard in the distance)
    give him encouragement? "i don't deserve to be loved" (furious jerking off heard in the distance)
    legitimate advice? "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ABLEIST FUCK MY TENDER ANIME BOY BODY WAS RAPED" (you get it)

    i did notice that anything referencing him being a fat middle aged white guy was deleted without comment, probably because it works against the fantasy.

    twitter is weird. racism is bad, old speds in dresses forcibly making the public part of their degenerate sex life is good.
     
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  3. bitching about someone stalking Hbomberguy is like criticizing Hitler for trying to murder Stalin lmao

    also this whole site is based off of the concept of being an e-stalker
     
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  4. No one's bitching about the fact that he's doing it. More amazed at how bad at the whole ordeal he is. Claw is infuriatingly terrible at like everything, mostly because he thinks hard work and effort are forms of abuse.
     
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  5. what fucking dipshit twittersphere are you from that "shut in pedo" = "hitler" and "unfunny youtuber" = "stalin"
     
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  6. I'm calling the police
     
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  7. I mean, there are a few shit threads here. This is not one of them.
     
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  9. He's never openly mentioned any of this on twitter or youtube. He probably remembers Clawshrimpy being something along the lines of"some random on SA me and my friends laughed at years ago, a lolcow like DSP. But less failure to cook ramen noodles, and way more sadness".

    He might know that Chris is flailing around right now and just doesn't care much. He did respond to the one anon on curious cat that was obviously Shrimpy by asking "what do you want me to do?"

    He probably knows that no matter what he does it won't be good enough to Chris "Eternal Victim" McGee.

    Honestly it's more like Christopher is CWC and Harry is Adam Stackhouse. It all started when the Chris in the equation wanted to prove something (CWC was that he was good enough to win a contest, and Shrimpy was that his opinions are the only good opinions) and one person (Stackhouse, Brewis) got in the way of that by shattering the dream, so now the lolcow named Chris is BLANGRY.

    Nigga are you autistic? This site is against actually going out and hassling these people on purpose or becoming violently angry about the subjects.

    Chris does both.
    All day.
    Almost every day.
     
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  10. "I want to gain sympathy for a fake suicide attempt but this is the best I can do..."

    FTFY
     
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  11. "I know! I'll actively pursue and directly, publicly harass the guy I claim is secretly terrorizing me! That will prove I'm on the up and up!"

    And he's watching Hbomb more intently than KF ever has him or Harris.
     
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  12. a-logs are lolcows too.
     
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    GreenJacket

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  13. Uploading that video says he thought people wanted to hear it. So much :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
     
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  14. He sperged out and crashed into slumber.
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  15. What I wouldn't give to be in the same room as Christopher and his therapist. Surprised he still has a therapist. I would figure the therapist would rather take their chances at finding a new client than having to put up with that for even 1 hour of the month, worse if it's 1 hour out of every week.
     
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  16. Another spoiled American suburbanite whining about how hard they have it. Wash, rinse and repeat. Quite frankly, it makes me sick.
     
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  17. Is he actually getting attention from anyone other than his longterm enemies from Kiwifarms, SA, and /m/?
     
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